Moving

[User Poets]

Allrighty, I'm signing off now as I'm moving from Long Island to South Carolina tomorrow.

Technically the lease on my apartment was up on Thursday so I've been a Non-Jersey resident for a whole two days.

I won't have the net hooked back up until late Tuesday afternoon so unless JK decides to extend RP, it's going to have to be the Castor Strife show for the rest of the RP period.

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

 

[LQJT86C]

I'm posting another RP, but if you can't get to the net to reply I won't stack after that.

 

[John Doe]

Have fun with the move and Gods speed. Billy don't be mean. That's what Chad said to me as he traveled. Then he b-tched slapped me. Literally. I whored for a week. I still can't sit.

 

[Chad]

Then I accomplished my goal.

Have fun with the move and Gods speed. Billy don't be mean. That's what Chad said to me as he traveled. Then he b-tched slapped me. Literally. I whored for a week. I still can't sit.

 

[User Poets]

Well, we made it. Currently waiting for the lady to finish showering in the hotel so we can steal a bunch of food from the free breakfast in the hotel, then we're off to the new spot. Hotel Wi-Fi is awesome, but there isn't enough time to give BFF another right verbal shellacking.

Also, Merritt - South Carolina does not smell like cabbage, therefore it is the superior Carolina.

 

[LQJT86C]

LOL, South Carolina is the more awesome of the Carolinas, you are correct. I really, really wish I was making it out there next week with my family, but...no can do. Salem in October for the second straight year BIATCH.

And please don't shellack me. That would ruin my night.

 

[Nova]

You guys are mad. North Carolina, aka "The Vermont of the South," FTW.

 

[Rook Black]

As long as you stop pretending to be a New Yorker, Pete, I don't care what kind of nonsense you have to say about silly places in the south.

 

[Chad]

Also, Merritt - South Carolina does not smell like cabbage, therefore it is the superior Carolina.

SC smells like the dirty, unwashed people who inhabit it and wander aimlessly based on their 50th in the nation schools, worst in the nation crime rate, and the understanding that while they may excel in a college sport no one watches, their Death Valley heroes still can't seem to beat UNC anywhere in the state that bears their name.

From US News and World Report:
South Carolina has been a plague on the house of the Republic since the start. Fiercely protective of slavery even as a colony, it was the first state to secede from the Union. Apparently when you go down there, men still wax proudly about the firing on Fort Sumter, the final catalyst for the Civil War. And then there was the earlier beating in the Capitol: A South Carolina congressman back in those divided days caned Charles Sumner, the leading abolitionist senator from Massachusetts. In the 20th century, South Carolina sent arch-segregationist Strom Thurmond to Washington decade after decade to represent the Palmetto State. Right now, the state has given us two outspoken Republican senators--Lindsay Graham and freshman Jim DeMint. Graham just denounced immigrants who come to this country, as he delicately put it, "to drop a child." That degradation of political discourse shocked even the jaded in the politerati--but outrage is nothing new to defiant South Carolina, the last to surrender, flying that Confederate flag even to this day. Call me a damn Yankee, but South Carolina is always on the wrong side of history.

 

[User Poets]

I live near Hilton Head, not where all the confederate douches are.