FADE IN: A CLOSE-UP OF THE NWL INTERATIONAL BELT. AS THE CAMERA ZOOMS OUT WE SEE THAT THE BELT IS SITTING ON A BENCH IN A LOCKER ROOM, NEXT TO PULSAR, ALSO SITTING.
PULSAR: (LIFTS BELT IN FRONT OF HIM AND LOOKS AT IT, BEFORE LIFTING HIS HEAD BACK TO THE CAMERA) American, can you or can you not read? There is no site of any AWL on this belt...I see the name 'Pulsar' stuck on here, along with the true three letters that need to be respected..N...W...L. The National Wrestling League.. a place were men come together to compete, putting their lives on the line for one ultimate prize. This past week these three letters were disrespected by you and those morons you bought to ring with you. By disrespesting those letters, you have disrespected this league and those that compete in this league. Now thats something that I can not sit by and let happen.
NOW STANDS UP, THROWING THE BELT OVER HIS RIGHT SHOULDER.
PULSAR: You've been lobbying for this belt, sooking about how it should be handed over to you without you even getting your hands dirty. Bloody hell, not only can you not read but you also have no idea what this business is all about. A complete jackass.
THE CAMERA MAN BACKS UP AS PULSAR COMES CLOSER TO THE CAMERA
PERSONAL CAMERAMAN (PC): Whoa!
PULSAR: (BREAKS HIS SERIOUSNESS AND LAUGHS) Easy man, I'm not goin after you.
PC: (LAUGHS WITH RELIEF) Yeah sorry man... is just that youve been a bit on edge lately. I wasnt real sure.
PULSAR: (STRAIGHT FACED AGAIN) I know... people around here have been acting like this strap is a joke lately, interrupting title matches, not turning up to matches, and now we have the American who wants the title to be handed over. Ho much respect does that show for the belt? Absolutely none, thats how much. I went through hell to get this f***ing belt... people are going to respect it and me! Cue the excitement.
(Fade into the Whitelandia compound of THE AMERICAN. Cut to THE AMERICAN's living room where THE AMERICAN sits, manning the helm of his AWL empire.)
THE AMERICAN: What a lark, the man who is a joke complains that the title he holds is percieved as a joke.
Pulsar, if a worthless untalented hack holds a title, why would the title be seen as valuable? You sir are a placeholder, you exist only as a lameduck who's job it is to hand over the title to its proper owner.
That someone could be so stupid as to ignore such obvious facts is surprising, but only before you look and see the man Pulsar is. He is a man who does not love his country as the rest of us do. He was INSULTED that I would take back the godless unpatriotic "NWL" and remake it as a specific tribute to our great nation, not simply a name which could mean any backwards freedom hating country.
But look how angry this man is that I would place the name of our great country on this league. A man that angry must be filled with hate for this great country, as much hate as any of this country's enemies. That one word, a word meaning freedom, democracy, justice, and so many other things to so many people could bring out such anger in Pulsar is just another example of why this man should have been forced to hand over his belt.
Instead the former management of the former NWL attempted to keep him on top, they attempted to take their lame duck into a true champion. Then they watched as people laughed at him, and began laughing at MY TITLE. They decided to make a mockery of the title that is the property of every American, and failed to hand it over to THE AMERICAN. Instead they allowed this freedom hating hooligan to cling to it, disrespecting my championship.
At this point I would be better off holding the Television title, even though Jared Poe has held it. Pulsar, to dig a ditch for a belt deeper than Jared Poe is a true accomplishment. You should be proud.
I should not have to get my hands dirty for a belt that you have devalued so much. Something like this is now pocket change to a talent such as myself. Winning it is nothing, that isn't the challenge.
The challenge is to make something of what now exists as a strap of leather and metal. What has no meaning will just by being attached to my name become worth something. And I will build the name of this title to the heavens, sending it as high as Pulsar was able to sink it deep.
To put the word AMERICAN into an organization isn't disrespect you ignorant fool. Putting that word there is an act that makes the formerly irrelevant NWL on the tip of every patriotic citizen's lips. In one word I put the only iota of respect that will exist in that title belt while you hold it. In one word I made a federation that the people of this country could be proud of. In one word I replaced the shame the former managers had when they used the generic National.
Pulsar, I have come to claim the International title. I have come to give value to something you have removed all the value from. I have come, to do what only I can do. I will remove an unpatriotic enemy of freedom from being the champion of every nation, and put America in its place on that pecking order.
FADE IN: PULSAR STANDING IN FRONT OF A WALL, HALF THE WALL HAS THE AUSTRALIAN FLAG DRAPPED OVER IT, THE OTHER HALF IS COVERED BY THE AMERICAN FLAG.
PULSAR: They look good together dont they. They have fought together side by side numerous times.. they are fighting together at the moment in a fight against terrorism, for the freedom, of not only our two countries, but for the whole world.
Now American, before you start twisting any more words, go home and get me out that law degree... you must be a lawyer, to interpret what I said as to what you come here and told the people at home, trying to turn my fans against me, was either real clever or just complete stupidity... I'm leaning towards the later.
I love this country. I came over with nothing and now look at me.. this place offers plenty to those who are willing to work for it. There is absolutely no reason that I would have any ill feelings towards the USA, absolutely none. What is it that is getting to you so much? Why not just be a man and wrestle for the belt instead of trying all this politics bull sh**? Is it that the people in the arenas and the people at home are cheering for me and not you. They cheer for an "outsider" and not one of their fellow country men. If this is confusing you so much, let me clear it up a little bit. The people that follow the NWL are more intelligent than you give them credit for... to get their respect you have to more than just call yourself the American and just rag on those that arent... such respect has to be earnt. For the people to admire you, you have to go out there night after night and give them something, give them a piece of your body, your heart. American, you can wrestle, Ive seen that, but your hearts not in the right place. You say that your here to represent this great country... well Im sorry to say that the people want to be represented by the best and with your attitude... you will never be the best.
Now before I go, I just want address one more little thing that really got under my skin. You believe this belt lacks value, and you are going to do the right thing and bring back the value and esteem back to this strap. Let me tell you something you arrogant f**k, never before have I held something with more pride and honor. The value will come back to this belt at Combat when someone actually turns up to face me.. we will fight.. we will bleed and the better man will walk out with the belt. Nothing will be handed over. So American, are you ready to scrifice... because you get nothing without sacrifice. Cue the excitement.
(Fade into the AMERICAN's Whitelandia compound. Cut to the living room where the American sits on his couch, which was made proudly here in the USA.)
THE AMERICAN: Now this is rich. Pulsar claiming he loves America. Pulsar claiming that he, an international infidel is more beloved by the fans than THE AMERICAN. He claims I am trying to turn his fans against him. To do so would require turning some of the most hardcore America hating nutcases against their leader, a leader who probably believes his own rhetoric as he claims to love America while spewing venom against this great country.
God is it easy to tell when a person like Pulsar is lying. Look how angry he gets as he tries in vain to show he is not a freedom hating enemy of America? All he can do to prove his point is curse and carry on. That is a convincing arguement Pulsar, it doesn't come across at all as someone who is angry that their true colors have been exposed and is trying foolishly to cover them up again.
It's laughable that a no talent hack such as yourself is telling me whether or not I am the best. I have been crowned champion by more federations than would even hire you. Do not let being a lame duck placeholder get to your head Pulsar. You are nothing more than that. You are not in this match to beat me and there isn't a doubt in any person who will be in the arena as to who will win. This is a night for every American across this great land to see their nation triumph over a force for evil.
At least you admit how worthless the International title has become in your posession. It takes a big man to realize that he is so worthless that opponents do not even bother to show up to face him, since even getting in the ring with Pulsar would damage one's career.
But a star like me, who has been a star for many years and become a legend recently can afford to step into the ring with the likes of you, since even the stain of a Pulsar match cannot harm my name. You are the one responsible for the belt's decline. You cannot blame a symptom of it's worthlessness for being the cause. People do not no show matches for a belt that means something. They no show when a champion is so laughable that they do not even want to be in the same ring as he.
But I digress. To think that I will bleed in this ring was something else that I must say I found quite funny. Pulsar, the two of us will not be bleeding in that ring. You most likely will be beaten before you can even bleed, and the thought that you will make me bleed my American blood disturbs any good hearted American.
This match will indeed be won by the better man, and it is clear who it is. It is clear who the only person worth watching in this entire league is. It is clear that before I took the helm of this league that it would fold within a month or two. I am the entire show Pulsar. Do you think people here care about Lars Magellan? No one ever has. Do you think people care about Maelstrom, someone THAT over the hill? Do you think people care about Nebraska Jones? John Doe? Ryan Cruz? Anyone else who isn't even worth being named?
Just come to grips with the fact you are facing a man who could make your career. COULD, if you weren't such a disgusting individual that the sight of you causes opponents to leave the building and the fans to head for the concession stands. I expect to see an apology coming from your lips as I come down to the ring, yes, as I come down to the ring. Don't expect to be allowed to come down last, the champion's right does not exist with a weak champion such as yourself Pulsar. Just expect to come out to no fanfare before the spectacle that is the American, and as I make my way to the ring you will apologize to every American who you have offended with your rhetoric.
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