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NWL Combat: The Distributor of Pain vs. Hacker

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DoP

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DoP - Well, isn't this grand. Yet another week where I have the match well in hand, and people just have to stick their noses in. In any case, congradulations Pulsar. I hope you enjoy your title reign. You have two other men to thank for it. Shamrock, I've allready let you know what happens when you **** with me, so it's no suprise that you brought help this time. Lars, same for you. It doesn't seem possible to beat me without some outside help. But that won't be happening for too much longer, as I've decided to call in some help of my own, whom you'll see ring side with me this week. This bull**** stops now.

Hacker, I feel very sorry for you. I'll be using you as an example to Lars and Shamrock. My advice to you is just relax, and let this match go by quickly. I plan on grounding and pounding you soundly, and if you struggle, it'll just get worse. It'll be a mercy killing, otherwise. Just come with your bags packed.
 

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You look angry?

Backstage just meer minutes after his title shot and loss Hacker looks disappointed but oh well another day another loss. Walking out of his lockerroom, he is greeted by his fiancee Data with a smile. He gives her a small kiss as they both make there way out of the arena and suprisingly to some fans that waited around to get some autographes.

Fan- Oh my gosh, Hacker that was a killer match, to bad you didn't win the title tonight.

Hacker- That is the way the cookie crumbles I guess.

Fan- Can I have your autograph?

Hacker- Sure, who do I make it out to?

Fan- Ben Moody.

Data suddenly looks up in shock and stares at the man that is standing in front of them.

Data- Thee Ben Moody, as in former guitariest to Evanscence and now has a song on the soundtrack for Punisher?

Ben Moody- *laughs* Shhh girl, I am trying to keep a low profile, but yes that Ben Moody.

Hacker- Then why are you asking for my autograph, I should be getting one from you. I mean dam, you are a Grammy Award winning artiest!!

Ben Moody- Your too kind, but I am also a big fan of yours and your fiancee. I understand that you have a band Data?

Data- Yeah, our name is Breethless.

Ben Moody- I would like to here you guys perform sometime. Here is my card. Give me a call whenever you perform.

Data- You got it.

Hacker makes out the autograph and hands it to Ben.

Hacker- Hey we are going out for a bite to eat now if you want to join us.

Ben Moody- Sure why not.

Hacker and Data walk up to Hacker's motorcycle and get on as Ben walks over to his car and gets in and follows them. Later on after eating and hanging out with Ben, Hacker and Data are seen in their hotel room

Data- I can't believe we just met Ben Moody. How cool was that?

Hacker- Yeah, he was pretty cool. I never knew he was a big wrestling fanatic.

Data- Oh my gosh, Alex and the others are going to flip when I tell them about this.

Hacker- *gives her a kiss* I am glad you are happy.

Data- What's wrong?

Hacker- Nothing just thinking about some stuff. I was thinking of talking to the boss about getting married at the show next week. What do you say?

Data- Well I suppose we could. I would need to get a dress still.

Hacker- I would ask about this week but I got to face Distributor of Pain in a match. As much as I would love to wrestle and marry you on the same show, I have a feeling that would be impossible.

Data- Oh I understand totally. It's up to what you want to do. I am just happy marrying you.

Hacker- *grins* Same goes to you. I will talk to Medina about it. Until then though I got to deal with DoP.

Data- Why does that sound like some strange type of medication?

Hacker- Beats me. I really don't care about the name. The man seems to have some problems and wants to take it out on me. Something dealing with Lars and Shamrock. I just stand in the way. So now I guess I got to pay. Poor old me. I suppose I am just a man that is expected to just sit back and let him beat the **** out of me. Well guess again DoP, I am not that man. You want to beat on someone then you better pay them. I am a fighter and if you want to take you fustration out on me because you got duped then so be it but don't be surprise when I fight back and beat you to a bloody pulp. You have been forwarded my friend. Heed the warning and you might live to see tomorrow.
 

DoP

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DoP - Awwwwww....would you look at that. Hacker has himself a little girly friend. Now that is sweet. Seeing cute little couples like you two just warm my heart. I have visions of kittens jumping through a field, butterflies, little kiddies riding those big red cars you push with your feet, visions of World Peace, little babies being pushed in strollers, and two old people holding hands. And how neat is it that the little lady Data has a band. I'm sure that they are full of talent, and I look forward to hearing their acoustic set next time they go on the road. And Oh My Gosh, there's going to be a wedding at the show?! That's just adorable...

Isn't it just too bad that they're images made up in one's head? All those good things, just fleeting glipses of what should be, but never will. As it is said, the best things in live never last. You can go ahead, and make your little wedding plans. I hope it all goes very smoothly, and you get a nice little hotel room for the honeymoon. But, what if something were to happen to Data? You can't have much of a honeymoon if you both aren't there, can you? I think for the time being, I can call off my plans for Shamrock and Lars, because this seems to be much more fun...
 

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(Scene opens up outside a local metal bar. NWL interviewer Sara Darr is on the scene)

SARA - I've been sent here to gather some information on one of the NWL's newest wrestlers, the Distributor of Pain. After some research, I've discovered that he frequents this bar often with his friends. So, let's see if we can find him.

(She walks through the front door, where loud metal music is blaring. After walking around for a few minutes, she finds DoP sitting in a back booth with a friend of his. She approaches)

SARA - Mr. DOP. My name is Sara Darr, and I was sent by the NWL office. I was wondering if you would be willing to talk to me for a minute?

DOP - I thought I was going to be left alone on my days off.

SARA - I don't mean to bother you, but you are becoming quite infamous, and people would like to know more about you.

DOP - (looks at Sara with a disatisfied look on his face) Let's try to make this quick. Women annoy me...

SARA - Oh...um...*ahem* Well, I guess the first question I have is who is your friend here?

DOP - (stopping his friend before he begins to talk) Who he is is not important right now. So don't worry about it yet.

SARA - What do you mean by yet?

DOP - I told you to drop it. Heed my advice, woman.

SARA - (feeling a little uncomfortable) Ok...Your last two matches have ended with you being defeated-

DOP - I was never beaten. I had both matches well in hand. The only reason I technically lost was due to pussies attacking me from behind. First week was via chair shot, second week by baseball bats. It seems that people in the NWL have a thing for back-attacking. Would you attack me from behind, Sara?

SARA - N-no...

DOP - Good, because you are very beautiful. I'd hate to have to ruin that pretty face. Now, get with the next question.

SARA - (Feeling very uncomfortable) Uh...You made a comment that you would ruin the wedding of Hacker and Data if it would happen. Why would you do such a thing?

DOP - Those two make me sick. All that hugging and kissing ****. He has no place inside of a wrestling ring. He should be inside that house, and giving birth, because he's just one big blubbering vagina. After I beat his ass in the ring, I'm going to put a wedding dress on, and send him back to his hotel room. And if Jackoff Mulligan and Shamrock Picker show up, I'm sending them right to the hospital. You can leave now.

(Sara quickly gets up, and leaves the bar)
 

KGordon

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Backstage at a small club, you see Data, who just got off stage with her band Breethless. The show was a complete success and Data is smiling as she is talking to her bands mates.

Data- I am telling you guys that I met Ben Moody.

Mitch- Yeah right, and I am the King of England.

Seth- Come on Natalia, where is the proof?

Data- *takes out a small business card* How about this?

Seth, Mitch, and the other band member look at the card and start to smile

Luis- Dam she was telling the truth. So what he tell ya?

Data- That he heard of the band and wanted to check us out. He told me to give him a call but I wanted to talk to you guys first.

Mitch- Sounds good to me.

Seth- Yeah me too, what about you Luis?

Luis- Works for me.

Data- Great then I will call him tomorrow before the houseshow.

Seth- Hey where is that Fiance of yours?

Just when that is said, a knock on the door and opens to show Hacker standing there. He hands Data a rose and gives her a kiss and smiles at the other guys.

Hacker- Hey guys how is it hanging?

Luis- Not bad man, we heard about you meeting Ben Moody the other night.

Hacker- Yeah the guy is really cool. Big fan of wrestling. Speaking of which, I hope you guys don't mind if I steel my fiancee away for a few business matters?

Mitch- It's cool, I will call you tomorrow Natalia to find out about any details with Ben.

Data- Alright later guys.

Hacker grabs Data bag and says goodbyes to the guys and they both walk out the room and out the back door.

Data- So what's up?

Hacker- Looks like DoP is pissed off about his troubled past with Shamrock and Mulligan. So much so that he might interupt our wedding next week?

Data- Why? Seeing that you are meeting him this week and should be done with him by next week?

Hacker- Don't know. The guy is psycho to me. Something about it has nothing to do with wrestling. I hear all this whining from him which also has jack to do with wrestling. If I wanted to hear crying then I would go to the paternaty ward of a hospital to see little babies.

Data- Look like he is mad about his past couple of matches. Maybe we should hold off this wedding for a few weeks or even go to Vegas to do it?

Hacker- Why should we put our lives on hold for this coward. He can talk the talk but his threats are empty and pointless. After this week, his mouth will be shut for him. He better stop ****ting his diaper about Shamrock and Mulligan and concentrate on me before it causes him to loss yet another match.

Data- Alright, well we still got to talk to Medina about setting up this wedding for next week show.

Hacker- Yeah I plan to track him down at this week's show to talk to him. That is after I kick the ass of DoP and send him to his early grave.

Hacker and Data continue to walk off as the camera fades out.
 

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(Scene opens up inside a dark room. The only light is via candle, sitting on a table. DoP is sitting there, and his large friend is standing behind him. The sound of muffled whimpering can be heard)

DoP: This is just too bad. I thought I made myself pretty clear. You two should not have your wedding this week. You may think that I'm just all talk, and that's fine. Show up in your little wedding dress, and your pretty suit and tie. Trust me, I'll be in attendance. I've had to deal with much bigger threats.

(The whimpering gets louder, and the Big Man leaves the scene into the darkness, and you can hear crying)

DoP: Pay that no mind. It's just someone else who decided to stick their nose in my business. But anyway, I degress. I really hope you two are happy with each other. Marriage is no small decision. You have to take into consideration many things when you decide to give your life up for the one you love. I hope you two are ready to accept all the consiquences. I, however, would never give my life to anyone, let alone a woman. You might as well consider your wrestling life over. Once all the cute little babies start rolling out of her, I'm sure, well used love wound, you won't have any time for it. But don't you worry. I'll be sure to give you a nice send off this week.

(The crying picks up, and DoP stands)

DoP: If you'll excuse me, I have some other business to attend to...

(DoP walks into the darkness, and the cries turn into scream as the camera fades out)
 

KGordon

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Is it me or doesn't DoP get it? Hacker and Data plan to get married next week not this week fool. Speaking of wedding though Data is with her brides maids, on of which is her sister Karen.

Karen- Wow, Natalia you look so incredible in that dress.

Data- I don't believe that we are finally tying the knot. After 6 years of dating, we are finally going to be husband and wife.

Karen- I can't wait till to see Hacker's face when you walk down the aisle in this dress. It is so beautiful.

Data- It looks like we might have a little problem with it. It seem that Hacker's opponent for this week is a little peeved we are getting married next week. For some odd reason he keeps thinking it is going to be tonight but it's not. The guy has corn in his ears or something.

Karen- What's it any concern of his anyway?

Data- Beats me. Must love to see people suffer. To bad that he is just going to have to suffer this week.

Data's cell phone rings and Karen hands it to her as she smiles.

Data- Hey honey, we were just talking about you and your match.

Hacker- Hey hon, you got a tv around you?

Data- Yeah I do, why?

Hacker- Turn it on...channel 22.

Data turns on the tv to see the last of DoP's promo...

DoP: Pay that no mind. It's just someone else who decided to stick their nose in my business. But anyway, I degress. I really hope you two are happy with each other. Marriage is no small decision. You have to take into consideration many things when you decide to give your life up for the one you love. I hope you two are ready to accept all the consiquences. I, however, would never give my life to anyone, let alone a woman. You might as well consider your wrestling life over. Once all the cute little babies start rolling out of her, I'm sure, well used love wound, you won't have any time for it. But don't you worry. I'll be sure to give you a nice send off this week.

(The crying picks up, and DoP stands)

DoP: If you'll excuse me, I have some other business to attend to...

(DoP walks into the darkness, and the cries turn into scream as the camera fades out)

Data comes back onto the phone

Data- Oh my gosh..

Hacker- That is what I said.

Data- What are you going to do?

Hacker- Kill him if I can or just beat him senseless so he will get the hint to leave us alone.

Data- Alright, I will support your decision. Listen I am going to go and I will meet you are the arena in a few.

Hacker- Alright, I am about to go get a last minute workout in anyway.

Data- Bye.

Data hangs up the phone and hands it back to Karen and bites her lower lip.

Karen- I know that look.

Data- I am just worried, I don't get why this guy wants to ruin us. He should just fight his match and not interfere with something that has nothing to do with him.

Karen- It will be ok Sis...after all love concores all..or so I've been told.

Data- *smiles* I hope so.

Data and Karen continue to talk as Data looks at herself in the mirror in her wedding dress for next week as she is still concerned for her future husband as the camera fades out
 
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