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Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

Uh, 600 people is a pretty good crowd for an indie show, dude. Movements have to start somewhere.



And you know that because WWE has tried it and it failed, right? No? Actually, I seem to remember Chyna being one of the most over wrestlers on the WWF roster, and she (allegedly) had a vagina. Oh, and big crowds in Japan not only go to see joshi, but they go to see women like Kana go up against males like Tajiri and Finlay and they eat that **** up. Oh and hey, TNA is actually dabbling with the intergender stuff too with great reactions, as ODB is pretty popular herself. Oh, and Kharma and Beth Phoenix at hte Royal Rumble. I seem to remember crowds not crapping on them. But no, your hypothetical world where WWE crowds crap all over women against men is way more valid than that pesky thing called "evidence".

IT would help if WWE wasn't an outright misogynistic organization that thinks all women should either be sexy cattle or ZOMG *****ES, but if you give the fans a reason not to care about gender barriers, they're not going to care about gender barriers.

Chyna's run with the IC belt was a flop. She was over by and large before she ever beat Jericho, and by the end of that angle she was getting boo'd. And the fact that the ONE WOMAN to ever get close to an extended push over male wrestlers was so roided and pumped full of testosterone that it would be a stretch to regard her with much femininity at all, really does more to hurt the gender barrier than help it.

Chyna was pushed as a freak show, and it got the taboo pop from an audience who, at the time, was eating up sideshow angles. That wasn't "In-shape woman puts her skills to the test against men and breaks gender barrier." It was more, "What happens when woman who altered herself with drugs to the 10th degree fights a chickensh*t heel?"

Beth Phoenix is muscular but feminine. Put her in a feud with somebody noteworthy and have her go over. Then you've got a real example, and not just the occasional "dabbling". Let her go over John Cena, and watch the reaction it gets. I'm not saying people would throw cabbage into the ring, but long term I don't believe it would be good for the product, or Beth herself.

You want to eliminate a gender barrier? Keep the swimsuit models as valets only, and build a division of athletic, congenial women who can talk. That does so much more for women than throwing them in with the guys just to get the "Hooray for women being able to do anything in a fantasy realm!" claps. People can LOVE the ladies without having to know what would happen if they faced a man. They don't need their credibility hinging on their ability to "shock the world" and OH SH*T beat a man! Don't you see how that actually devalues wrestlers of both genders?

And yeah, Japanese crowds and American crowds are apples to oranges. I'm not sure you can really compare them at all.

EDIT: I'll also add that it's amazing how far ahead of Pro Wrestling that MMA is in terms of promoting women and getting them "over". The women's divisions in MMA are incredibly shallow, and yet Strikeforce has turned Gina Carano and Ronda Rousey into superstars who can headline events without a big name male in the undercard. The muscled up, beer loving male chauvinist skinhead Affliction t-shirt wearing fans...are all for it. And virtually nobody cares about how Ronda or Sarah Kaufman or Gina would do against a man. They just want to know who she's fighting next. That's real progress.
 
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Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

And yeah, Japanese crowds and American crowds are apples to oranges. I'm not sure you can really compare them at all.


Truest words spoken in the thread.....

I can't stand it when people try to make arguments for things to happen in American that somehow got over in Japan.

What works one place doens't work in others. It is a fact the world over.
 

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Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

Guys, this is the ultimate feedback thread for Brackets 3 & 4. Through all the discussion about topics way out of left field, there is a consistent message. And that message is...

Nobody cares about Brackets 3 & 4.
 

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Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

Incorrect.

Well sort of.

When Vince McMahon fought Stephanie McMahon in Maryland, they violated a Maryland state law that prevented the two from fighting. The penalty was a $5,000 fine (not much of a penalty for a business, but still...).

2K. The larger point is there are not enough weird state laws (that are probably constitutionally questionable anyways) to make inter-gender wrestling cost-prohibitive. It could easily exist just by avoiding a couple states and/or paying some small fines. The fact that it doesn't exist has nothing to do with laws or fines... just a belief that a market doesn't exist.
 

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Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

What works one place doens't work in others. It is a fact the world over.

This is a good point.

For example, Hopper likes banjo music and falsies. Holzerman likes electric guitar and sandwiches. Siegel likes screaming out "WHOAA!!" like he's Joey Lawrence.

(cue Billy singing Ebony and Ivory)
 

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Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

Chyna's run with the IC belt was a flop. She was over by and large before she ever beat Jericho, and by the end of that angle she was getting boo'd. And the fact that the ONE WOMAN to ever get close to an extended push over male wrestlers was so roided and pumped full of testosterone that it would be a stretch to regard her with much femininity at all, really does more to hurt the gender barrier than help it.

So whose fault is that, the women who aren't freaks of nature, or Vince McMahon for only ever pushing Chyna at the expense of anyone else?

And yeah, Japanese crowds and American crowds are apples to oranges. I'm not sure you can really compare them at all.

No, they're not, since so much that plays out in front of Japanese crowds trickles over to America. If you don't think that 2003-06 ROH wasn't the American version of mid-'90s AJPW (which was basically the male version of late '80s/early '90s joshi), then you're not perceptive. It's also not an accident that now, that influence is creeping into WWE and TNA to the point where Austin Aries, Samoa Joe, Daniel Bryan and of course CM Punk are among the most popular guys in their promotions on the strength of the stuff they do in the ring.

So yeah, I'd say it's fair to use Japan as a predictor of what could fly in America.
 

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Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

Truest words spoken in the thread.....

I can't stand it when people try to make arguments for things to happen in American that somehow got over in Japan.

What works one place doens't work in others. It is a fact the world over.

That would be true if we were comparing America to Nigeria or Sweden or some other remote wrestling culture, but the fact that the US wrestling scene has been influenced so much by Japan, Mexico and to an extent England means that those cultures are fair game.
 

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Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

And actually? Who the **** cares what works in the real world? This again is as far from the real world as possible, so why not make a few concessions that would allow for things like a woman beating a man? Or are nephews of Death, unfrozen Viking pornstars and dudes with "chronic analgesia" all that more "believable" than a woman beating a man?
 

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Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

Unless you're handling Brienne of Tarth, in my mind every man vs woman e-wresting match looks like this in my mind when I read it:


From a "two people fighting" perspective: Yuki Ishikawa can and does easily dominate this match with strength but is not allowed to strike his opponent. Kana does deliver stiff kicks but only because her opponent stands still and allows her to. In the end, she wins because she picked scissors when he picked paper.

From a "sports entertainment" perspective: Amusing match because no real effort was made in the fight. Ishikawa is the heel because he makes fun of the sexualized nature of his opponent and the physical reality of the match. Kana is the face because she's weak and facing an old man pervert. They're both laughing, so there are no "fighting" stakes. This is some silly business unconnected to what would happen if these two were actually fighting each other.

...which makes it problematic in a hobby that often imagines itself a simulation of real world professional wrestling but determines victory in legitimately fought battles based on who cut the best pre-match promo.

It comes down to a question of "how real do you need this unreal thing that we're pretending to do to be for you to enjoy pretending to do it?"
 

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Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

And I hope you never lament to a female about so many laws being in place that prevent men and women from being violent towards each other in a combat environment. Seems like a slippery slope, no?
I may be wrong then now, but back during the Attitude era, pre-PG, Canada (as an example) TV were editing out the live broadcasts of RAW when it came to women being attacked by the male wrestlers. F*ck if I am going to look up the articles on this though, that are ten years or so old!

As I said, there are plenty of past and present women wrestling in the WWE and TNA even that could take on a good chunk of the men, if it were not scripted otherwise. :)

As for Joshi. I helped run a joshi fan forum for years (joshifans.com). In fact it is one of the most popular in the subject, so yeah I agree fully.
 

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Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

I'll just agree to disagree with you on the whole Japanese wrestling thing. I know there's a certain amount of crossover, but Japanese culture is still very distinct and different from ours, and aside from some moves and maybe an idea for an angle (i.e. invasion angles), there isn't a whole lot you can take from them and apply here. You can probably get away with more of it in ROH or Chikara, one of the more significant independents, but even so...are we talking "experimentation", or giving it a real shot? Could even an indy promotion give a female a main event push in a feud with a male, and make it a long-term staple of the product?

Now you would honestly know better than me, but has a major Japanese promotion actually put a woman over as the World Champion? Or has it been part of the Japanese "freak show" culture that persists in both Puroresu and JMMA?

As for e-fedding, it really doesn't matter to me any more. I'm just discussing "real" wrestling at this point. Would I have females compete with males in my league, if I owned one? No. I still believe suspension of disbelief is a major, central component to wrestling, and that should translate as much as possible to e-fedding. That doesn't mean everything you do has to be shoot-based, but it can't be so phony as to be ridiculous. Crazy gimmicks can be chalked up to a person being eccentric, or out of their minds...that is believable. Campy? Yes. Believable? Well, if it's not a comedy gimmick, you just have to sell the threat. The gimmicks you mentioned are supposed to be stupid and laughed at. Kind of like the run Vince gave Chyna.

But since the precedent exists in e-fedding already, you're just banging your head against the wall trying to change it now. 95% of e-fedding is crap anyway, so I could care less what happens in some popsicle stick leagues on angelfire. The leagues I'm in dabble with it at best, with the exception of the one time EPW did it on the main event level. Don't worry e-fedding at large, if your S&M fetish is THAT strong where you need to have 120 pound hot-pink Skipper blasting your monster off the top rope with a 450 splash for the big win...YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD. :D
 

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Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

Pro Wrestling is just the combination of sports and movies. How many Waif-Fu chicks are running around kicking people's heads off to the tune of "girl power."

The argument that women shouldn't compete in Sports is valid. The argument that women shouldn't compete in fiction and entertainment is completely invalid.

Summer Glau, Jennifer Gardner and Scarlett Johansson can kick me in my face any day.
 

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Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

If Castor Strife wasn't the guy in the Gasmask at that NFW show just because you say so, then girls can go over in efeds just because other people say so.

Seriously, what does it matter?
 

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Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

If Castor Strife wasn't the guy in the Gasmask at that NFW show just because you say so, then girls can go over in efeds just because other people say so.

Seriously, what does it matter?

Terrible analogy. Mostly because...you don't really know that he wasn't the guy in the gas mask. Castor claims he wasn't. Did the fans even buy it to begin with? Maybe there was internet buzz after the show about how it obviously wasn't Castor Strife...so in that case, why did the announcers sell it? Does corporate have an agenda? Really, you don't know what I've said, because I haven't said it yet. That angle is barely pregnant, so perhaps you should reserve judgement until something more than a cryptic hint has been dropped.

Regardless, one wrestler impersonating another by wearing his trademark mask...has been done forever. Lots of ways to sell that. I do find it interesting that instead of explaining why women going over men makes any sense, you basically concede my point that it's ridiculous by rationalizing it as one of many stupid things wrestling has given us. Hey, I agree, wrestling kind of sucks these days.

Ford - I see what you're getting at, but just like a movie, the script should make sense. Sports entertainment and really any type of fiction relies on suspension of disbelief. Plots shouldn't have gaping holes, and this is one of them.
 

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Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

If this tournament is remembered for anything, it will be remembered for all of these 'meta' questions it spawned.
 

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Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

It's making me consider having Deacon get a sex-change just so I can play in this craziness
 

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Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

Craig Miles would be so disappointed in his conversion choice.
 

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Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

Stanton has already announced to me his intention of RPing a 10 year old girl. #HOORAYFANTASY
 

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Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

Billy, not sure who your source is regarding Lindsay and the CSWA but you're wrong. She was welcome to come in, and I tried to get her to come in, but by that time my last booking idea led to Brunk wanting to kill me. Which is to say, Chad was the CSWA by this time. And I don't want to put words in his mouth but I think he's always fallen somewhere close to your line of thinking. He wasn't ready to put Troy over male wrestlers. Even if this is wrong, I never once heard, "hey Steve get her in and lets push her to the moon!"

But I also heard she went to Neverland Ranch as a kid!

I'd consider Brunk's take on this topic as pretty close to the truth. My interaction with Lindsay in FW was more or less strictly Melton/Troy rps. But anyway this isn't about her.

I can see both sides to this argument. I think if the fed head is up front about what his/her league will accept there shouldn't be an issue. Me personally? I don't care. I'd let Melton, well, have let him lose to a midget let alone a woman. I'd rather try to turn out good writing than worry about how it'd make Melton look. If i was worried about Joey looking bad, well, I'd have to change the way I rp him.

As far as WWE. I think a woman could go over huge against male competitors if she could work, was a good character, and more importantly was a great talker. I don't think the WWE would shut down because of it. My favorite period of Ric Flair's career was when Sherri Martel managed him and she'd mix it up in ring. I think it was the Sting/Flair match where Hogan made his debut/run in, that Sheri took a legit bump that Chad and I must have watched a 100 times. Sting shoots over the top rope to body press Flair, Ric grabs Sheri's arm and pulls her in the way...and Sheri as she falls back cracks the back of her head against the railing. You can see Pee Wee Anderson check on her, and give the ok to Flair to go on.

Now, this hasn't little to do with what you're talking about, but I loved it. Sheri taking a real bump, then coming off the top and splashing Sting. To me, you could take that with the right woman and put over some men.

I think fans would buy it. Interestingly enough on PPVS the Diva matches always seem dead to me. I think good female talent is/has been misused for a number of years now.
 

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Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

Like so many have already said:

Who. Gives. A. ****?

We're pretend to be fake wrestlers, I once ran a fed with a werewolf as the champion.

HEY BILLY!

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