Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!
If a 6'5, 275 pound wrestler loses to a 5'7, 125 pound wrestler ... I don't care whether they have pee-pees or vajajay's .. I'm making fun of them.
I had to write Mary-Lynn Mayweather vs Eddie Whisky for IWF's SURGE. Mayweather is billed as even shorter than Rey Misterio (five foot TWO) and Eddie played the conniving cheater during the build-up and he's about the size of Mike Awesome/Scott Hall.
I myself want to help female characters get more exposure in e-wrestling, but I don't mind telling you this was the most grueling match I ever wrote. So no lifting moves from Mary-Lynn, nothing outside of the rules for this "no cheating" match and Eddie Whisky has to occasionally back off from Mary-Lynn...
okay. Mary-Lynn is this technician/striker... so I'm giving her tons of offence but obviously if Eddie connects once she has to bump as if a heavyweight hit her; so for all her striking prowess, Eddie seems more competent for needing less. Not to mention how this inverts the usual heel-face dynamic of giving the heel 80% control of the match and then build to the hope spot.
Since this was a "No cheating" match, I had to get plenty creative to make Eddie look creepy, with him enjoying chops to the breasts for example. We often forget how this is
wrestling and not MMA; so I have to think up spots to establish heelness, but no cheating spots and still be respectful of women. It's normal for Eddie to break out of submission holds and keep the match going, but I'm not having overpower spots from Mary-Lynn so Eddie ends up slipping through
a lot of banana peels to make this battle epic enough for a PPV. It ultimately ends up being close to a comedy match.
They also both have the Yakuza kicks as signature moves. All of Mary-Lynn's other signature moves are either lifting or top rope, and Mary-Lynn's finish is a top rope move too. If Mary-Lynn has her opponent down and she's on the top turnbuckle, why wouldn't she use any other move but her finish, huh?
I still have the match saved as a PM. Anyone wants it, I'll PM to you. Please further derail this discussion from real fighting (which has nothing to do with wrestling) to fake fighting, and any tips to make intergender matches seem enjoyable/logical would be appreciated by me.