Steve
the EX-QUEEN of FW~!
Old Man Rivers (BTW this note is your gift)
The Godfather turns 30 today.
Waiting for a new card has o-fish-ally made Chad an old man.
Some great moments in the history of Chad Merritt.
*At age two using soy beans and a waffle maker Chad invents a time machine, using it over a weekend before realizing leaving poopies throughout time could change the course of history. Who says the man doesn't have a conscience...
*Age eight Merritt fell in love with the movie "Muppets Take Manhattan," telling his aghast mother afterwards that he wanted to one day marry a woman like Piggy. For many years Chad'd reconstruct the Wedding scene using legos, human remains, and tooth picks.
*Age 11, Chad kills his first deer with a knife made of masking tape, later promising to kill with an Atari joystick in a televised interview.
*Age 15, the Godfather's family van pulls into Ryan's Steakhouse with former CSWA World Champion and all-around good guy Degadeth, soundly defeating current World Champ Hornet. Literally a throw of the dice away from being dethroned, Merritt calls the match a time limit draw and races off for the ice cream bar. (Sadly folks this one is true.)
Why, there are so many tales. You know the man, you know of the great things he's done. Let's hear some of your favorite Godfather stories. The more shameful the better.
The Godfather turns 30 today.
Waiting for a new card has o-fish-ally made Chad an old man.
Some great moments in the history of Chad Merritt.
*At age two using soy beans and a waffle maker Chad invents a time machine, using it over a weekend before realizing leaving poopies throughout time could change the course of history. Who says the man doesn't have a conscience...
*Age eight Merritt fell in love with the movie "Muppets Take Manhattan," telling his aghast mother afterwards that he wanted to one day marry a woman like Piggy. For many years Chad'd reconstruct the Wedding scene using legos, human remains, and tooth picks.
*Age 11, Chad kills his first deer with a knife made of masking tape, later promising to kill with an Atari joystick in a televised interview.
*Age 15, the Godfather's family van pulls into Ryan's Steakhouse with former CSWA World Champion and all-around good guy Degadeth, soundly defeating current World Champ Hornet. Literally a throw of the dice away from being dethroned, Merritt calls the match a time limit draw and races off for the ice cream bar. (Sadly folks this one is true.)
Why, there are so many tales. You know the man, you know of the great things he's done. Let's hear some of your favorite Godfather stories. The more shameful the better.
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