TBirdSCIL
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OSBP vs. Major Impact
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JonMayhew71
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Here we go again....
Darkness falls on a place near downtown...that place is Oak Street. As the skies blacken, residents are seen running for cover. Loud, threatening thunder is heard in the skies as bright, dazzling lightening dances about. Ominous footsteps are heard. Softly...then getting more and more intense until finally the camera catches the boots in the center of the picture. The camera rises slowly to reveal Wildside, manager of Major Impact....
WILDSIDE: Well, boys, here we go again. Major Impact versus the Oak Street Beach Patrol. Either you guys are truly suckers for punishment or the GLCW brass wants to get rid of you guys. Either way the storm is coming.....(thunder crashes)....just like it's coming here to Oak Street. I can't blame any of these people for running...gutless cowards will do that. I can't blame you two pansies for running from Major Impact, either......
Being humiliated one time by the likes of us is bad...I understand that. But being humiliated twice? Guys, you truly must be suckers for punishment. Now I realize that you'll cut a promo declaring how great you are...how you're the absolute best...and you might even do some of that stupid dancing that you inevitably think you're famous for. Might even hear 'hoot hoot hoot' a time or two....(thunder and lightening)...but guys, that's not going to help you when you face MI in the ring. You two females can prance, dance, squat, and holler all you want to. The fact is, when that bell rings and our match begins, we're going to go after you with both guns fully loaded. The fact that we're in a rematch tells me that we went easy on you two the first time. We obviously didn't get the job done.....(thunder and lightening again with a few raindrops).
This time, however, is different. MI will finish what we started the last time. When we're through with you -- victorious as always -- then we'll stand over your lifeless carcasses, hands held in the air high...knowing that we've taken the thorns in our sides and discarded them as we continue to move towards our ultimate goal of tag team domination in Great Lakes.....
As the storm continues to rage so does the anger within Major Impact...the anger of having to temporarily put their goal of the tag team titles aside to take care of a pair of pre-pubescant male wanna-bees. We certainly don't like being derailed from our goals. Therefore, we are going to have to take our rage and anger out on you two sissies. I certainly hope the canvass is made of rubber for once, because when we get through with you, you'll be wetting all over yourselves like the two little girls that you are....
Dark skies still hang ominously as thunder and lightening continue to dominate the sound and landscape. Wildside is seen entering a building where the sign on the door reads "Not responsible for Injuries....
Darkness falls on a place near downtown...that place is Oak Street. As the skies blacken, residents are seen running for cover. Loud, threatening thunder is heard in the skies as bright, dazzling lightening dances about. Ominous footsteps are heard. Softly...then getting more and more intense until finally the camera catches the boots in the center of the picture. The camera rises slowly to reveal Wildside, manager of Major Impact....
WILDSIDE: Well, boys, here we go again. Major Impact versus the Oak Street Beach Patrol. Either you guys are truly suckers for punishment or the GLCW brass wants to get rid of you guys. Either way the storm is coming.....(thunder crashes)....just like it's coming here to Oak Street. I can't blame any of these people for running...gutless cowards will do that. I can't blame you two pansies for running from Major Impact, either......
Being humiliated one time by the likes of us is bad...I understand that. But being humiliated twice? Guys, you truly must be suckers for punishment. Now I realize that you'll cut a promo declaring how great you are...how you're the absolute best...and you might even do some of that stupid dancing that you inevitably think you're famous for. Might even hear 'hoot hoot hoot' a time or two....(thunder and lightening)...but guys, that's not going to help you when you face MI in the ring. You two females can prance, dance, squat, and holler all you want to. The fact is, when that bell rings and our match begins, we're going to go after you with both guns fully loaded. The fact that we're in a rematch tells me that we went easy on you two the first time. We obviously didn't get the job done.....(thunder and lightening again with a few raindrops).
This time, however, is different. MI will finish what we started the last time. When we're through with you -- victorious as always -- then we'll stand over your lifeless carcasses, hands held in the air high...knowing that we've taken the thorns in our sides and discarded them as we continue to move towards our ultimate goal of tag team domination in Great Lakes.....
As the storm continues to rage so does the anger within Major Impact...the anger of having to temporarily put their goal of the tag team titles aside to take care of a pair of pre-pubescant male wanna-bees. We certainly don't like being derailed from our goals. Therefore, we are going to have to take our rage and anger out on you two sissies. I certainly hope the canvass is made of rubber for once, because when we get through with you, you'll be wetting all over yourselves like the two little girls that you are....
Dark skies still hang ominously as thunder and lightening continue to dominate the sound and landscape. Wildside is seen entering a building where the sign on the door reads "Not responsible for Injuries....