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PREPARING FOR A DREAM

ILaidler

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(The scene opens in the Gym which is attached to the garage of Pete Hardy’s home. Pete, wearing a white cotton t-shirt, black shorts and trainers sits on the edge of a weight-lifting bench. He is drinking water from a plastic cup and wiping sweat from his brow with a towel. His father, Reggie, sits on an exercise bike resting his arms on the handle bars. Reggie wears a blue tracksuit and has a towel draped on his left shoulder.)

RH: So, you’re fighting ‘Fearless Jones’ this week?

PH: Yep. Fearless Jones. And I tell you, the fear will be pouring out of his veins when he gets eye to eye with me!

RH: But son, don’t push your luck. This guy is errr…….quite a tough cookie!

PH: Yeah, you’re not wrong there. It’s going to be a very tough match. Obviously he’ll be thinking he is the favourite, but I’m going to make it perfectly clear to him that I am no way the underdog. If he wants to have a fight on his hands, well buddy, the guy has got one!

RH: (laughs excitedly.) My lionheart!

PH: (laughs.)

RH: (getting off exercise bike) You want to pack up and have a beer? You’ve worked hard tonight, I don’t want you over-doing it.

PH: Yeah sure (getting up from bench.)

RH: You need one!

PH: I sure do. In fact, I don’t need ONE, I need the whole damn crate!

RH: Awwww, you greedy sod! Focking leave one for me!

PH: (laughs.) Ok. Just one! (laughs.)

RH: Actually son, you’re on a diet…I think if anyone is going to have the whole crate, it should be me?!

(Reggie gets off the exercise bike.)

RH: Mmmm..the cool taste of beer!

PH: HEY! HANG ON A SEC, THIS IS NOT ON!…………HEY! DID YOU JUST SAY…’DIET’?!

(Pete jumps off the bench and chases after his father.)

RH: (laughs uncontrollably.) Hey listen son, I’m only joking. You can have all the beers you want!

PH: Yeah…errrr…listen, I’ve got something to tell you.

RH: Oh yeah? Anything wrong?

PH: No, far from it. Everything’s cool……well, sort of.

RH: What you mean? ‘sort of’?

PH: You know that girl I met at that hotel?

RH: Yeah. That off now?

PH: Yeah. Bitch. But, never mind. I met this chick at a strip club last night. We’re going out for a meal sometime next week.

RH: Hang on a sec? You said ‘strip club’.

PH: (laughs.) Yeah…so?………I am not a little kid anymore, you know, I’m nearly bloody thirty years old!

RH: I DON’T BLOODY CARE HOW OLD YOU ARE, YOU STUPID ASS! WHAT YOU FOCKING DOING AT A STRIP CLUB?!

PH: Errrr…looking…like everyone else was!

RH: Don’t focking treat me like dirt Pete, I had enough of that when you were a kid!…You should be training your damn bollocks off…not checking out the blonde haired chick who slides up and down a pole! You want me to be your coach right?

PH: Yeah. ‘Course.

RH: Ok. Don’t make me think that I have to be the one who must take things all seriously, while you can rest your ass whenever it suits –

PH: Dad –

RH: Shut up when I’m talking to you! If I’m going to coach you, I’m going to do it right. That means –

PH: Daaaad!

RH: THAT MEAAAAANS we are in this together. If you aren’t going to take this seriously, we both might as well pack it in now because there is no way that I am going to work my bollocks off while you don’t give two damn hoots about your damn career!

PH: I DO give TWO DAMN HOOTS about my career!

(Reggie walks away and into the house.)

RH: Ok jackass. Prove it!

(Pete chases after his father again.)

PH: I honestly don’t know what your problem is!

RH: (laughing.) It’s not MY problem, it’s your problem, mate. It’s your career which could go down the drain, not mine!

PH: Come on, how is my career going to go down the drain just for having a relationship?!

RH: I did not say ‘it will’, I said, ‘it could’. Both completely different things.

PH: Ok, how could a relationship possibly make my career go down the drain?

RH: Your Girlfriend’s occupation…and, where you met! She is a stripper and she works in a strip club. Think about it, Pete. Not very good for good press, and CERTAINLY, not very good for a young fan base. What will parents think if they found out their son’s favourite wrestler was Pete Hardy?…You know what they would think? Now then, what would his mither think? “Oh my God! My kid’s favourite wrestler is Pete Hardy. His girlfriend is a stripper, what’s going to happen next, my son going to be interested in focking strippers?!”

PH: His father would be happy!

RH: (angry.) WHAT THE FOCK DID YOU SAY?!

PH: That was a joke! Seriously though, I think you ARE over-reacting!

RH: OVER-REACTING?! I don’t think so…anyway, I’m getting bored with this conversation. What’s in the focking fridge!

(Reggie opens the fridge and takes out two bottles of beer. He puts the beers on the table before picking up a bottle opener from the table. After opening the bottles, he picks them up from the table. They walk through the kitchen and into the living room.)

RH: Where YOU going?

PH: For a beer…with you!

RH: No you’re focking not! Get back to focking work!

PH: (laughs.) What?!

RH: You can think of the stupid comments you made while shedding your focking sweat!

PH: Dad!

RH: (turning round and pointing in the direction of the Gym.) Go on!

PH: After my beer then!

RH: NOW!

PH: (turning back to the Gym.) Focking hell!

RH: Serves you focking right! GO!

(Pete storms back into the Gym and slams the door.)

RH: TEN MILES ON THE EXERCISE BIKE AND TEN MILES ON THE ROWING MACHINE………OH YEAH! I ALMOST FORGOT, STRAIGHT AFTER THAT, A FIVE MILE JOG!

(Pete yanks the door open again.)

PH: You HAVE to be focking joking!

RH: If I wanted to become a comedian, I would. Anyway, I let Ken Dodd just get on with it, he’s better at it than me!

PH: Hmph! (slams the door.)

RH: (walks back into the room.) (laughs.) Right, let’s see what’s on the TV!

FADE TO BLACK
 

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