Priest vs. Frankie Scott
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EPW soundstage. Priest with a mic, Eisenkreuz stands menacingly offset to the right.
Priest: Well, I did what I said I was going to do. I had the offensive line of the Houston Texans not only protect me against a sneak attack from those dastardly villains who have the audacity to hold the Tag Team Championships, but I also recruited their defensive line to come down and kick the crap out of Blitz. I am so freaking smart that it is not even funny. Seriously, Einstein cowers in my intellect.
So now, after brawling to a no-contest with them, thus probably earning a future title shot, I now get to use my intellect to take out "Phenomenal" Frankie Scott, someone who I am guessing does not even deserve to be considered to be even thought about being called "Phenomenal," let alone to be called that.
Seriously, do they just give out flattering sobriquets to the first person who applies? I mean, if that is the case, then just start calling me "The Man with the Largest, Thickest, Longest Penis in the Whole Wide World with the Hugest, Hairiest...
Screen goes to the EPW "Technical Difficulties" still for about a minute and a half before coming back on to Priest, still ranting about his quite phallic and sexual nickname. Eisenkreuz is in the background, face redder than an apple.
Priest: ...usand Women at the Same Frigging Time" Priest. In fact, I think I want that as my new nickname.
Because if some guy who is about as phenomenal as oatmeal gets to call himself phenomenal, then I guess I can embellish on the truth a little too. Although ladies, do not fret. My junk is definitely of comparable size to John Holmes. And if you do not know who he is, then Dirk Diggler.
But back to the business at hand... hey wait a second, I do not need to focus on the business at hand. This Scott guy is a scrub. I mean, why else would he be fed to me on the freaking house show of all places? Hey, Deutschbag, wanna go get barbecue?
EK: Ja, I guess so.
Priest: Alright, let us go get barbecue, because we certainly do not need to prepare for Frankie Scott.
Exit Priest and EK. Fade to the EPW logo.
Priest: Well, I did what I said I was going to do. I had the offensive line of the Houston Texans not only protect me against a sneak attack from those dastardly villains who have the audacity to hold the Tag Team Championships, but I also recruited their defensive line to come down and kick the crap out of Blitz. I am so freaking smart that it is not even funny. Seriously, Einstein cowers in my intellect.
So now, after brawling to a no-contest with them, thus probably earning a future title shot, I now get to use my intellect to take out "Phenomenal" Frankie Scott, someone who I am guessing does not even deserve to be considered to be even thought about being called "Phenomenal," let alone to be called that.
Seriously, do they just give out flattering sobriquets to the first person who applies? I mean, if that is the case, then just start calling me "The Man with the Largest, Thickest, Longest Penis in the Whole Wide World with the Hugest, Hairiest...
Screen goes to the EPW "Technical Difficulties" still for about a minute and a half before coming back on to Priest, still ranting about his quite phallic and sexual nickname. Eisenkreuz is in the background, face redder than an apple.
Priest: ...usand Women at the Same Frigging Time" Priest. In fact, I think I want that as my new nickname.
Because if some guy who is about as phenomenal as oatmeal gets to call himself phenomenal, then I guess I can embellish on the truth a little too. Although ladies, do not fret. My junk is definitely of comparable size to John Holmes. And if you do not know who he is, then Dirk Diggler.
But back to the business at hand... hey wait a second, I do not need to focus on the business at hand. This Scott guy is a scrub. I mean, why else would he be fed to me on the freaking house show of all places? Hey, Deutschbag, wanna go get barbecue?
EK: Ja, I guess so.
Priest: Alright, let us go get barbecue, because we certainly do not need to prepare for Frankie Scott.
Exit Priest and EK. Fade to the EPW logo.
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OOC: I have been in urgent care and the emergency room with my baby son the last two nights. Fever at 101.9 and congestion. If I am able to RP it will be late friday night. I'll do something to at least have Frankie show up for the match. I have ideas for Frankie's angle so If I lose it's not a major deal.