RIP Michael Jackson

[fugginVOSS]

OJ was found not guilty too.

 

[suddenimpact]

You know what was a tragedy? Bill Hicks.

Lenny Bruce.

George Carlin.

Ronnie Van Zant.

Buddy Holly.

Richard Wright.

Jackson is just another dead kiddie toucher, and as innocent as OJ Simpson. Money gets everything cleaned up.

 

[DBrunkGXW]

You know, I remember when this was just a fun lil' game.

(hits dead horse with a stick like... 50 times)

 

[suddenimpact]

You know, I remember when this was just a fun lil' game.

(hits dead horse with a stick like... 50 times)

RIP dead horse.

 

[DBrunkGXW]

I'm actually much more affected by Ed McMahon's passing than either Farrah's or Michaels because we were so close.

We kept a regular mail correspondence for years.

Granted it was mostly him sending me mail....

 

[LQJT86C]

Say what you want about Jackson. He was the King of Pop, and Thriller is one of the greatest albums ever produced. Hell, I'll admit that, and I usually hate pop music.

And for the record, he was found innocent of all charges. The first case may have been a legit thing, but I'm convinced the last, more publicized debacle was just some people trying to make a lot of money.

Dude, the FBI raided his estate and found underage porno, a size S piece of little boy's underwear, and a whole bunch of other pieces of evidence that corroborated the victims' testimony. I totally give him props for being a great artist in the 80's, but the music will live on forever; we don't need to R.I.P. that. I've just seen so many people in the last day go, "Oh yeah, he touched kids, but you gotta admit, Thriller was pretty sweet!" You think Satan is going to care about Michael's music as he roasts him in the white hot fire of eternal damnation? ICH DON'T THINK SO!

Oh yeah, he was the King of Pop alright...Poppin' little kids' cherries!

 

[The Great Eye]

I thought you were supposed to keep the heel act to your blog.

 

[LQJT86C]

I thought you were supposed to keep the heel act to your blog.

Being a heel is an everyday sort of thing. You have to live it, Mike.

 

[TheOriginalSE]

You think Satan is going to care about Michael's music as he roasts him in the white hot fire of eternal damnation? ICH DON'T THINK SO!

Um hello.

Satan's going to have "P.Y.T (Pretty Young Thing)" on loop followed by "Burn the Disco Out" as he roasts Jackson.

Duh.

 

[jediPREZ]

When Farrah Fawcett died and went to heaven, God asked her if she had one wish. She asked that the world's children be safe. Then MJ died.

 

[jediPREZ]

I'm actually much more affected by Ed McMahon's passing than either Farrah's or Michaels because we were so close.

We kept a regular mail correspondence for years.

Granted it was mostly him sending me mail....

If Billy hadn't ruined reputation points on this site, this was +1000.

 

[fugginVOSS]

You were headed for 1000 with the Farrah line, Katz.

 

[Fusenshoff]

I used that line tonight to get a laugh out of some friends, Katz.

Then my buddy told me about this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWG74gXSSug

 

[fugginVOSS]

Last I heard Michael died coz a kid gave him a stroke

 

[jediPREZ]

I still heart Brunk's.

 

[TSiegel]

I heard he passed away when he choked on 10-year-old nuts.

 

[suddenimpact]

I heard he passed away when he choked on 10-year-old nuts.

Now you're just trying too hard.

I heard they tried to cremate him but instead of ashes all they ended up with was a pool of melted plastic, so they molded him into Legos so kids can play with HIM for a change.

 

[DBrunkGXW]

Now you're just trying too hard.

I heard they tried to cremate him but instead of ashes all they ended up with was a pool of melted plastic, so they molded him into Legos so kids can play with HIM for a change.

Welcome to 18 posts ago, Russo.

 

[suddenimpact]

Welcome to 18 posts ago, Russo.

I can't be bothered to read through all the crap you people post...

 

[fugginVOSS]

He can't be cremated. Isn't it illegal to burn off plastics?