Re: Round 1: Ken Cloverleaf vs. “Lethal” Lex Taylor (j)
(Fade into the backstage area where a camera is outside "star dressing room No. 1." The camera enters through the partially-open door, which reads "Ken Cloverleaf," only to find professional wrestling's only Perfect, Outstanding, Superstar dressed in street clothes with a smirk on his face. Ken pauses for a second before flashing a smile and beginning to speak.)
KC -- Greetings, my name is Ken Cloverleaf and I'm the greatest professional wrestler in the universe.
But I'm sure you all probably already knew that.
If you didn't, you will most certainly find out after this tournament is over.
As for the rest of you all, I don't care what your name is. Besides, it won't matter once it's all said and done and Ken Cloverleaf is crowned the 2012 ULTRATITLE Tournament Champion.
But, from what I understand, Ken Cloverleaf is facing a worthless pile of garbage named "Lethal" Lex Taylor in the opening round of the ULTRATITLE Tournament.
This guy was apparently in the bathroom when they were handing out professional wrestling nicknames. It's a shame he was in there when they were handing out talent too.
I don't even have to show up to the arena and I could still defeat you and advance in this tournament.
This isn't like any other match you've ever been in Lex. You're facing Ken Cloverleaf. You're facing the best in the world baby. And I don't care if you like me. I don't care if you respect me. Hell buddy, you'll be lucky if the worst I do is break your leg this week.
A legendary professional wrestler with my Perfect, Outstanding abilities should not be in the same BUILDING let alone share a ring with an idiot like Lex Taylor.
So I'm going to be nice and make this quick for both of us.
However, I can't promise it won't be painless.
(Fade to black)
