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RUSH HOUR: Kid Koala v. The Second Coming v. Go-Go Spectacular

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RUSH HOUR match thread

#1 Contender Elimination Match
Kid Koala v. The Second Coming v. Go-Go Spectacular

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- RP deadline: Sunday, December 21 at 11:59pm Red Line Time

 
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(FADEIN: on the lineup card for Rush Hour.)

The Second Coming (V/O): Are the two best wrestlers on the Red Line part of the first championship match?

Since I'm one of them, the answer is an emphatic 'no.'

And it's because another athlete decided that he'd take a dive.

(The sound of a lighter clicking filled the air, and the lineup card was marginally obscured by smoke before a flicker of flame worked its way up the match rundown, burning away completely. Once it was gone, we could see the Second Coming in the reflection of a mirror, staring daggers into the scene.)

2C: You asked for this, Koala. You told me to stay out of your way, that you'd handle things. You condescended to me and belittled me and essentially told me that the tag match was all about you.

(She laughed.)

2C: Well, it looks like we were destined to face off with each other no matter what, Koala. The difference now is that - because of you - we're not facing off for the Red Crown Championship.

Which means there's a f*king problem.

Which means I'm going to be taking that problem out on you.

It's not just you, though. This match is you, me, and Gogo Spectacular. Gogo, do yourself a favor and stay outside the ring. Take a seat, watch what happens, and live to fight another day.

Otherwise, you'll be just another casualty.

(FADEOUT)
 

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"Another Triple Threat Match?"

FADE IN...

(The scene opens a local gymnasium floor where we see "Latina Fire" Go-Go Spectacular in the middle of the hardwood court all alone doing a head standing and what appears to be meditating as she mentally prepares for her very important match, a Triple Threat elimination match for the number one contender to the Red Crown Championship after Rush Hour where she will face off against Kid Koala and Second Coming for the right to face either the winner and new RLW Red Crown Champion either Russ Spackler or Ivan Dalkichev.)

(She isn't in her usual ring attire but we see that she is a black bandana on her head and sunglasses that conceals her face even though she does not wear her mask 24/7, and then a black with red trim sports bra, black with red trim shorts. She is barefoot but has her feet taped just above the ankles and to her feet, and around her just above the wrists to her knuckles.)

(As she is meditating doing her headstand quietly focusing on her opponents for her match at Rush Hour, we head what appears to be very loud, intentionally bad, falsetto accapella singing off echoing throughout the gymnasium.)

(Singing "The Power" by Snap) I GOT THE POWER! I GOT THE POWER! YEAHHHHHHH! I GOT THE POWER! It's getting, it's getting, it's getting kind of hectic! It's getting, it's getting, it's getting kind of hectic! I GOT THE...

Go-Go: Oh for crying out loud, go in my bag over there and eat an apple and shut up!

"Apples?!?!?!?! Why didn't you say so Angel?"

Go-Go: Sheesh, you get one song stuck in your head and all of a sudden it is there for the rest of the week. Good song, just sick of it after so many times of certain people screaming it over and over again in your head.

(Pawing through the duffle bag like a kid at Christmas giggling like a school girl. Finding it and tossing it high into the air then catching it then taking a large bite.)

Go-Go: Good, by the sound of that demon sized bite it looks like you're satisfied, now can you keep it down and let me return to my meditation. I have a very important match to prepare for.

(Talking with a mouth full of apple) "Yeah about that, been meaning too...

Go-Go: What? Finish chewing that bite, swallow it, and then finish what your trying to say.

(Taking the time to chew it, savoring every single moment and then swallows it.) "Kew-basa! Anyway, what I was saying. Man, have you ever noticed that we booked in a lot of triple threat matches? I mean seriously, we should have a championship named after us by now, the UNDISPUTED TRIPLE THREAT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD! Or something like that. Or at least we should at least change our twitter handle to Go-Go Triple Threat at least...hey wait a tick, come to think of it. You, me, and...her. Triple Threat! BRILLIANT! Copyright that...

Go-Go: Don't even think about finishing that sentence!

(Sticking out tongue and giving Go-Go the Rasberry) "Yes mam, lil miss FCC sir...mam, my lady, I kneel before you and prostate myself before you!"

Go-Go: That's PROSTRATE!

"Pffffff Whatever! But seriously, a triple threat match at Rush Hour. I'm just saying, it's a little much, but that's just me."

Go-Go: You're forgetting that this is a Triple Threat...ELIMINATION Match for the number one contender to the Red Crown Championship. Meaning that I must defeat not just one, but I have to defeat both Kid Koala and Second Coming to become the number one contender. Where you say 'not another triple threat match'. I see opportunity and a chance to make up for missed opportunity and a chance to finally get some payback on Ivan Dalkichev for what he did to me three weeks ago. I lost two weeks because of him, and I want it back. I want Ivan and to show that he will never break me.

"Yeah about that. What the hell was that Angel? That making your music queue up and then doing nothing? Doesn't that make you look I don't...gutless or cowardly? I have got to hear this, what was your reasoning for why you didn't get your payback on Ivan for what he did to you. After all, he took two weeks from your life and how do you expect to get that back?"

Go-Go: (She flips up to her feet and walks over to her duffle bag pulling out a bottled water taking a drink from it before responding.) I had it all planned what I was going to do and then something hit me. I wanted him and Spackler to win that match and be in the finals of the tournament with the opportunity with the chance to become the new RLW Red Crown Champion. Lets not forget that it was Russ Spackler and his little wetsuit chica that got me eliminated from the tournament right before Ivan attacked me. I want both of them to win, one more than the other, but either way I wanted them to win. Either way, when I become number one contender I get to take it right away from either one of them. But whenever dealing with someone as big as Ivan Dalkichev, one does not automatically go for the full on frontal assault. One must be smart and I was testing the waters. When I queued up my music, I gave him pause and it worked. For one brief moment his attention was completely on me. He is smart for a big guy and he didn't allow the distraction to take away from the gravity of the match. He learns quickly. Remember how I beat him before? He Titan bombed me on top of Baskin Sr and pinned him. He has learned his lesson and knows not to risk an important match because of me. Simply put, it would have been foolish of me to attack him in that ring for many reasons. He was ready for me, and that is not what I want. I don't just want payback and revenge for what he did. I want justice. I want poetic justice. I want to take the RLW Red Crown Championship from him and I can't do that if he lost that match. That is the realization that I had and that is my plan to take what he fought so hard to get and to see the look on Nathan Fear's face when they both see me with the title in my hands.

"But in order to do take the title from either Spackler or Dalkichev, you must go through literally and figuratively both The Second Coming and Kid Koala at Rush Hour in the match that has not only the chance to have more gravity than that of the RLW Red Crown Title and the match it is fighting in, but how this match can very well change the entire landscape of the RLW in the coming year."

Go-Go: Exactly. Three masked wrestlers and all have the capability and potentially to be the next in line for the title after Rush Hour.

"And can I add that I absolutely, positively LOVE that name. MARSUPIALS OF MAYHAM! Freaking love that name! Evil herbivores of DOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!! I mean, I'm just saying! Everybody loves a koala, they are so cute, and they can sleep up to 18 hours a day...thank you GOOGLE! And then there's a kangaroo who are also cute and they have their little pouches with their little babies...

Go-Go: I believe the name is Joey...

(Like Joey Tribioni from Friends) "Hey, how you doing?"

Go-Go: Crud, totally walked into that one.

"I know, right. Anyway, then then there's eKid Nah, and who doesn't love a midge...er I mean little person, I mean...

Go-Go: He's not a dwarf, and although I am sure he is formidable in his own way, he is not the one we are fighting at Rush Hour. We are facing Kid Koala. He is the leader and is not to underestimated in the least. He is talented, skilled, and like myself can take punishment and not give up so easily. I can respect that.

"I think that his skills set is very similar to that of yours girl."

Go-Go: I know and that is why I am not taking him lightly one bit in the least and my mind and my body must be 100% in tuned and focused on him in everyway. I got to be on my guard with everything that he throws at me and how I may not only fight him but also how the other members of the MoM that could help get involved and help their leader to victory.

"Yeah, even the NOT UGLY Possum chick, with the magnificent rack."

Go-Go: Seriously?

"Hey, not going there. Just making an observation, and she does. Her name does not fit who she is. Hey, I'm just saying! Anyway, and lets not forget about Toots-See?"

Go-Go: You mean 2C? As in Second Coming?

"Yeah, Toots-See, the other masked chick. The very girl who many have kind of anticipated this match coming sooner or later. Go-Go Spectacular vs Toot-See"

Go-Go: Oh for crying out loud. It's Second Coming or 2C.


"Sorry! Too late! I already dig it. It's Toot-See! She will forever be Toot-See...to me."

Go-Go: There is no arguing with you.

"No arguing with us, with us. But yeah seriously, she thinks that you should just take seat...enjoy the match...live to fight another day...not get in their way...sit by the dock at the bay...roll around in some hay...play with some clay...you better stop me, I can do this day!"

Go-Go: Stop now! God please STOP NOW! Not another rhyme now I mean it!

"Anybody got a peanut?"

Go-Go: (Long building pause as she mounts with anger and then outburst aloud.) DAMNIT! Totally walked into that.

"Hehehehehehehehehehe! Got you. And then she threatened you calling you a casualty. I don't think that's how a triple threat ELIMINATION match works. She has to pin both of you in order to become the number one contender for the RLW Red Crown Champion."

Go-Go: Exactly. And lets not forget that Ivan Dalkichev took away two weeks of my life, last week I got a small measure of that back in the form of Bryan Rodgers and it was not easy task but I did it. I walk into this match as the X-Factor, the Dark Horse, the uncommon denominator and in one single match, against two opponents I can more than make up for everything that Ivan Dalkichev did to me three weeks ago. But get right down to you and me for a minute Second Coming. I have been looking very forward to facing off against you ever since I came to the RLW, and I have been patiently waiting for the two of us to finally cross paths. That time has come and I will not disappoint at all. I've heard your warnings and with all do respect I'm ignoring them. I am coming right after you girl. I get to pin both you and Kid Koala in the center of that ring at Rush Hour and become the new number one contender to the Red Crown Title, be it with Russ Spackler or Ivan Dalkichev. It doesn't matter. I will take them both as they come across my path and become the new champion. I have more than enough beef with either one and I will not rest until I have achieved my goal. It is within my sights and if I have to I will chase them all the way to the gates of hell to get what I aim for. But first I have to go through you and the Kid. But mark my words, regardless of what happens at Rush Hour, the RLW won't see the first and last of Go-Go Spectacular and The Second Coming. That you can bet on. That you can take right to the bank.

And that's all I got to say and you can quote me on that, all of it.

...[FADE OUT]
 
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("So... you just need me to turn the camera on?"

"Yes."

"And then... leave the room."

"And close the door."
)

Toot... see. Toot see. Tootsie.

Call me what you want, Gogo. Call me the Second Coming, call me 2C for short, call me MJ, call me Tootsie.

A drag queen is hardly the worst thing I've been called in my short career.

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Besides, Dustin Hoffman is good at his craft, so we've got that in common.

But you. Can I call you Gogo? Is that okay?


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Hope things end better for you this time, Gogo.

I don't think you really heard me, though: this isn't your fight.

I don't have a problem with you. Right now.

There's no guarantee that things will stay that way.

Here's the thing, Gogo. What's in a name? A name can give you a mental image, a preconceived notion. A name can tell you things about the person behind it, and when you get it wrong, you pay the price.

My name is The Second Coming, and you decided it was a funny name. Amidst the funny banter with... nobody... you had some fun how I present myself, channeled Fezzik the Giant, and told me you respected me.

I'm thrilled.

Respect is everything, Gogo... and it's one of the most misused words in the history of this sport.

I don't blame you, though - you don't have roots in this industry and don't really understand how it works. Respect means respect. Respect means you appreciate - sincerely appreciate - the efforts of the intended.

"I respect you," says you. Why? You tell me you respect me then you disrespect me. Lip services means nothing in a sport where respect is everything.

So let's look at you, Gogo. Your name is ridiculous. Your style is ridiculous. Your take on this match is ridiculous.

I don't respect you, because you haven't earned it. But I don't disrespect you - because that's a dangerous assumption.

Look at Kid Koala. The Marsupial of Mayhem... by the name, he's a small, harmless, rodent looking thing from an island and continent where they have a lot of empty space and everything can kill you.

His actions at Slamtrack told me that he considers himself the straw that stirs the drink. His actions told me that he believes he sets the tone for this company.

He set the tone for one night, and he's going to deal with the consequences on the next.

And a Triple Threat Elimination match?

That name tells me that this is going to be a war, and the fact that it's an elimination match means there's no reason to stop one of us from wiping the mat with another one of us.

Which brings us full circle. Stay out of my way.

Kid Koala robbed me of the chance to be this company's first Champion, and I'm going to tear him apart.

Get in my way, do anything to keep me from exacting my pound of flesh, and you won't be a competitor anymore.

I said it already.

You'll be a casualty of war.

(FADE)
 

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"Heat: A look back. A Diner Conversation Over A Cup of Coffee"

[Fade In...]

(The scene opens inside the black with red trim 1965 Pontiac GTO of Go-Go Spectacular, a car that was refurbished, remodeled, and rebuilt that was gifted to her by her older brother Enrique, right before she began her wrestling career in the World Wrestling Alliance when she was 19 years old. She pulls into a local Chicago 24/7 diner. Go-Go is in street clothes except for her street bandana and sunglasses concealing her face like her mask. She turns off the car and steps out then walks over to the passenger's side and pulls out two life-sized cardboard cutouts of Kid Koala and Second Coming, her opponents at RLW's first iPPV event, Rush Hour, in the Triple Threat Elimination match for the number one contender match for the RLW Red Crown Championship. She walks inside the diner and walks to a booth in the far corner up against the wall on the far side of the window. She passes by some patrons who stop their eating and stare at the Latina Fire to which she responds back with a friendly smile and a "Hey, how you all doing?" She sits the two life-sized cardboard cutouts of Second Coming and Kid Koala in the booth right next to each other and then sits down right across from them in the booth. A waitress attendant approaches her ready to take Go-Go's order.)

"What can I get for you sweetie? I'm Candi, and I'll be her to take your order, can I get you something to drink or do you know what you like to order or would you like some time to look over the menu?"

Go-Go: (With a friendly smile, Go-Go hands the waitress a $20.00 bill) Just get us three coffees and make sure that we are not to be disturbed. We're in the middle of filming something. I know that it might look a little silly but it's all part of the show. Just make sure we are not disturbed.

"Sure thing sweetie, if there is anything else just let me know."

(Candi, the waitress walks off only to return with the coffee and three cups. She sets them down in front of each place and pours the coffee then smiles and walks off.)

"This is ridiculous...

Go-Go: You've had your time, and now it's time for you to go. Now get behind me and stay out of sight. I don't want to hear you anymore. This is between myself and my two opponents at Rush Hour.

"Fine!"

Go-Go: Now onto you two. Funny, this place actually looks like it. You know the movie Heat, with Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro, the realistic cops and robbers caper with the all star cast. But in that movie, we saw two acting juggernauts; Detective William Hanna, played by Pacino, and Neil McCulley, played by DeNiro, a notorious bank robber...

"Notorious, man I love that word...

Go-Go: Shut up!

"No-No!"

Go-Go: Si-Si!

"No-No...(To the tune of the familiar Notorious B.I.G. song) NOTORIOUS!"

Go-Go: Get behind me Satan! Anyway, the movie came out when I was still way too young to remember, and at the time I was struggling just to stay alive, awaiting on a heart transplant list, fighting keep my bad heart beating and keeping me alive. So it is safe to say that I didn't see this movie until much, much later to say the least. But I remember when I did watch that movie, with my brother Enrique and I saw this diner scene with these two living legends of cinema sitting right across from the table in a diner such as this having some coffee and a conversation for the ages. Now do I know that these are just cardboard cutouts? Yeah I know. Would I have loved to got the two of you together and sat you down right before our match at Rush Hour for a true heart to heart? Yes, I would want that very much. But sometimes things don't always work out and we have to make the most of what we have and roll with it. I have a imagination and I can use with the best that I can so this will have to do. Please do the same. Just pretend that Kid Koala, myself, and Second Coming are in a booth at a diner having a cup of coffee and a conversation.

...and NOT TOOT-SEE! Tool!

"Fine, lets do all of the things that you want to do."

Go-Go: Now I'm not trying to say that I'm Pacino and you both are DeNiro. I'm just trying to have a conversation over some coffee and get to the heart of the matter right before our match at Rush Hour.

"He-He-He, HEART! Just put your whole heart into it girl. I hope that they have just as much heart as you do."

Go-Go: Come on, can you keep quiet just for few minutes and let me say what I need to say?

"Oh fine, I will give FIVE MINUTES! And no I am not talking Dragon Ball Z time. I am talking about five actual real time minutes. Starting right now."

Go-Go: Fine. I arranged this little meaning because simply put, I am a sucker for nostalgia. For the movie Heat, and even for tradition. I thought that this was befitting even though I can't actually have you both here face to face which I would like to. I am mainly directing this at Second Coming but since I am fighting Kid Koala in this match it just makes sense to have him here to and hit two birds with one stone. And that is exactly what I am. I am a stone, shot from a sling shot, that will take down two giants and if the other members of MoM get involved in anyway, I will take them down too. You see, that's what I am, I maybe small but I have what it takes to take down giants. Be it either one of you both, or two individuals that are way bigger than us. I'm David with a slingshot ready to take down my Goliath.

(She takes a sip of coffee and then continues on.)

Go-Go: Second Coming, you talk and rant about how Kid Koala robbed you of a chance to compete for and capture the RLW Red Crown Championship. I get that your upset and you have every reason to be. I don't have any real beef with you The Kid whatsoever. You both are just in my way to what beef I have and what lies beyond you is a hell of a lot bigger than you. You talk about how Kid took away your opportunity. Well I had both of those men take away everything from me from becoming the Red Crown Champion. Just when I had the match won, Russ Spackler's little chica in a wetsuit cost me the match and took away my right to be in the championship round of this tournament, and then there is the big fish on my plate. Ivan Dalkichev took me out and took two weeks of my life that I really want back. I could have taken him out last week, and I didn't because I really want what he's going for, what we are all going for. I want to take the Red Crown Title from his sausage sized eating fingers. We all three have a valid reason to be in this match and make up for the wrong that was done to us. But from where I am sitting I think I have just as if not more of a reason to be in this match than you or Kid Koala. And trust me when I say this, there is no lip service when I say this, but I mean disrespect, but I will walk into this match at Rush Hour with a little momentum, and walk out the new number one contender. And then I will take the title from either Spackler or Dalkichev. It doesn't matter who it is. Sister, I will take them down.

And I know that you mean what you said about making me a casualty of war if I get in your way of Kid Koala. Well 2C, you are already in my way. I know your threat. I know you're serious. Well this isn't my promise. This is my vow to you. Sister, All respect aside, when it comes down to you verses me. Sister, I will take you DOWN!

Now I meant what I said before that regardless of what happens at Rush Hour, this won't be the first time, for the last time that we face one another. Mark my words. We will meet again and whenever I become the RLW Red Crown Champion in about a month or so from now...give or take! I will be patiently waiting for you to come and try to take my title away from me. I'll be ready because when I get the title I will have the target on my back and everybody gunning for me, and I have no doubt that you will be right at the top of list coming for me. I will be ready.

But right now I am just focused on this weekend at Rush Hour with you and Kid Koala right in front of me, and that's all I got to say, and you can quote me on that. All of it.

[...FADE OUT]
 
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