Russian Roulette '07 - San Diego, CA

[QueenOfTheRing]

He's the Juggernaut, b*tch!

 

[EpyonMarx]

And for the Star Trek fans...

 

[Linguistic]

You're not telling me anything that I don't already know.

Nice try at being witty though, Josh. Too bad you failed. >=)

And Karl, I get Mike Renner to smash bags of kittens for me.

Was it a failed attempt at wit, or is my wit so awesomely divine that you just can't wrap your brain around it?

English Majors are all the same... so full of smuggy self-importance and shoot-downy insults that damage others' self esteem.

I'm so glad I got my enchanted Lindz-insult-repelling helmet from the "Magical Juggernaut Store of Repellanty Stuff That Protects You from Grammar Nazis" (or "MJ SoRST Py f GN", for short).

 

[Edgar]

-I'm in if I don't come out of WrestleStock as the EPW Tag Team Champ.
-I'm out if I do come out of WrestleStock as the EPW Tag Team Champ.

I'm reading the How To Be a Long Term Champion for Dummies book. Hulk Hogan wrote it, but I think EPW's very own RINJII was a big inspiration for it too.

 

[Phenomenal]

What we have learned so far...

Lindz likes Smashed Cats, Smashing Rum and just being...smashed.

Edgar will be IN for the next PPV

and Josh Ray is a wussy!

 

[JLevinson]

I'm in like Flynn.

 

[Linguistic]

and Josh Ray is a wussy!

I thought "wussy" was the new "chest hair"... meaning I'm one sexy SOB... right?

 

[TSiegel]

Jeez.

One comment for my own defense and I open up a whole new level of WHAT THE F*CK!!

 

[Phenomenal]

Yes. Mr. Seigel. Level 7

Sexy Wussy SOB's... Alcoholics w/ Rum I V's and Drillcats.

Fear SOB'n Drillcats with Rum IV's