GreggG
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(CUT TO: The expansive art-deco ultra-post modern design living room at one of TROY WINDHAM'S many mansions. Two sets of twins -- all roughly 19-years-old -- come down the steps giggling followed by Troy Windham in a Speedo Euro Thong and an authentic Lion-furred bathrobe. Troy leans forward, all four girls kiss him on the cheek. He then points and all leave, on command. He then snaps his forward and a manservant in a tuxedo presents him with a Bloody Mary, which Troy downs in one gulps, tosses the glass and breaks it as his manservant dutifully goes to sweep up.)
TROY: 500 shows. 500 Primetimes. Except one man didn't get the invite. One man wasn't INFORMED the CSWA was having a little bit of a party. Especially when that man, as you know, is THE LIFE OF THE PARTY.
Well, CSWA, you're in luck. The Boy Troy just finished up wrapping up his eight episode shoot of ALAN STREET HUSTLERS, where I play a concerned youth counselor to a gang of rag-tag, troubled pre-teens. Which means - heh - I got some downtime. Which means I might just show up to the place where I got my start and return to the league *I* made famous.
Yeah, kids... the Straw That Stirs The Drink is comin' back. And there's ONE thing I want... I just got some new super deck Todd Oldham designs but I'm missing one thing on my wall. And that's GOLD, daddy, GOLD. I brought the CSWA into the modern era. I invented FWrestling.Com. And now I'm going to come and take what's been rightfully mine since 1997... That's GOSPEL... from The EPITOME... 2005 is going to be the YEAR of The Erectile Lion! ROWWWWW!
TROY: 500 shows. 500 Primetimes. Except one man didn't get the invite. One man wasn't INFORMED the CSWA was having a little bit of a party. Especially when that man, as you know, is THE LIFE OF THE PARTY.
Well, CSWA, you're in luck. The Boy Troy just finished up wrapping up his eight episode shoot of ALAN STREET HUSTLERS, where I play a concerned youth counselor to a gang of rag-tag, troubled pre-teens. Which means - heh - I got some downtime. Which means I might just show up to the place where I got my start and return to the league *I* made famous.
Yeah, kids... the Straw That Stirs The Drink is comin' back. And there's ONE thing I want... I just got some new super deck Todd Oldham designs but I'm missing one thing on my wall. And that's GOLD, daddy, GOLD. I brought the CSWA into the modern era. I invented FWrestling.Com. And now I'm going to come and take what's been rightfully mine since 1997... That's GOSPEL... from The EPITOME... 2005 is going to be the YEAR of The Erectile Lion! ROWWWWW!