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'Showtime' Shawn Matthews vs. Big Cock McGee
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Caught in the Act
Cut to the interior of a workout facility on the premises of GXW headquarters. The camera shot opens to a look at various roster members working out, some on free weights, some on cycles or other various things. Mojo Massey can be seen to one side gesturing the cameraman along...
Massey: "Well I was told he'd be here.."
The shot pans around the room where finally see a man near a corner with a broom in his hand..
Massey: "Just a second...isn't that him right there...."
The shot zooms in and we recognize the figure known as Big Cock McGee sweeping the corner area of the workout room. McGee is dressed in a t-shirt that reads 'Don't f**k with Mr. Zero' on and long workout pants with an elongated pouch in front which, despite his moniker seems empty...
Massey: (Walking toward the man) "Mr. McGee, can we have a word with you??"
The man turns his head in surprise at the loudly shouted phrase. Several other roster members present also turn their heads and snicker...
McGee: "Um...huh?"
Massey: "Mr. McGee, we just came to get some words with you on your...um....were you sweeping the floor??"
Big Cock McGee drops the broom immediately and lets it fall to the floor loudly and puts both hands behind his back.
McGee:(an unconvincing look of shock crosses his face) "Absolutely not!! What a preposterous notion! I simply dropped something and thought I'd clean it up....yeah..."
Massey looks on, one eyebrow raised in doubt..
McGee looks on, then suddenly glances down at the empty looking pouch in his pants...jerks around in a quick motion...seems to be fidgeting with his pants...then turns around, his frontal pouch newly filled with....something...
McGee:(biting his bottom lip and looking fidgety)"Um..so what was it you wanted again?"
Massey(shaking off a look of annoyance) "We wanted to know if you would like to tape some comments. You have a match with 'Showtime' Shawn Matthews on Onslaught."
McGee looks shocked..
McGee: "I do??..." (suddenly his shoulders straighten and his face registers a look on his face that resembles a cross between confidence and constipation) "I mean....OF COURSE...I have a match. And what a fine match it is, too. And of course, my dear Mr. Massey I do have a few things to say to..."
McGee leans in a whispers, barely audible...
McGee: "What was his name again?"
Massey rolls his eyes and whispers back 'Shawn Matthews'..
McGee: "The great Shawn Matthews! Showtime, is it?"
Massey nods...
McGee: "Well then, Mr. Matthews. As I have stated on many occasions before, I am always ready, willing and able to take on all that is placed before me. As you know, due to my lengthy amount of experience in many different fields...not the least of which is South American cock breeding..."
the sentence causes a wince from Massey...
McGee: "...I am a highly trained and focused winning machine. Believe you me, once this is all said and done you will be yet another merely averagely endowed man to fall to the power of the Testicular Claw. And do not doubt the veracity of my claims. For though some claim it is not the size that matters, you will come to find that in this case...bigger truly is better...and you are looking at the most well developed athlete on the GXW roster."
McGee:"Indeed, at Onslaught you will come face to face with the one man who knows what it means to work stiff...and still have the know how to come through....in the end...."
McGee:"Now if you'll excuse me, I must return to my workout..."
Massey closes his eyes and has a full body shiver moment...then turns to walk away as the camera fades out...
Cut to the interior of a workout facility on the premises of GXW headquarters. The camera shot opens to a look at various roster members working out, some on free weights, some on cycles or other various things. Mojo Massey can be seen to one side gesturing the cameraman along...
Massey: "Well I was told he'd be here.."
The shot pans around the room where finally see a man near a corner with a broom in his hand..
Massey: "Just a second...isn't that him right there...."
The shot zooms in and we recognize the figure known as Big Cock McGee sweeping the corner area of the workout room. McGee is dressed in a t-shirt that reads 'Don't f**k with Mr. Zero' on and long workout pants with an elongated pouch in front which, despite his moniker seems empty...
Massey: (Walking toward the man) "Mr. McGee, can we have a word with you??"
The man turns his head in surprise at the loudly shouted phrase. Several other roster members present also turn their heads and snicker...
McGee: "Um...huh?"
Massey: "Mr. McGee, we just came to get some words with you on your...um....were you sweeping the floor??"
Big Cock McGee drops the broom immediately and lets it fall to the floor loudly and puts both hands behind his back.
McGee:(an unconvincing look of shock crosses his face) "Absolutely not!! What a preposterous notion! I simply dropped something and thought I'd clean it up....yeah..."
Massey looks on, one eyebrow raised in doubt..
McGee looks on, then suddenly glances down at the empty looking pouch in his pants...jerks around in a quick motion...seems to be fidgeting with his pants...then turns around, his frontal pouch newly filled with....something...
McGee:(biting his bottom lip and looking fidgety)"Um..so what was it you wanted again?"
Massey(shaking off a look of annoyance) "We wanted to know if you would like to tape some comments. You have a match with 'Showtime' Shawn Matthews on Onslaught."
McGee looks shocked..
McGee: "I do??..." (suddenly his shoulders straighten and his face registers a look on his face that resembles a cross between confidence and constipation) "I mean....OF COURSE...I have a match. And what a fine match it is, too. And of course, my dear Mr. Massey I do have a few things to say to..."
McGee leans in a whispers, barely audible...
McGee: "What was his name again?"
Massey rolls his eyes and whispers back 'Shawn Matthews'..
McGee: "The great Shawn Matthews! Showtime, is it?"
Massey nods...
McGee: "Well then, Mr. Matthews. As I have stated on many occasions before, I am always ready, willing and able to take on all that is placed before me. As you know, due to my lengthy amount of experience in many different fields...not the least of which is South American cock breeding..."
the sentence causes a wince from Massey...
McGee: "...I am a highly trained and focused winning machine. Believe you me, once this is all said and done you will be yet another merely averagely endowed man to fall to the power of the Testicular Claw. And do not doubt the veracity of my claims. For though some claim it is not the size that matters, you will come to find that in this case...bigger truly is better...and you are looking at the most well developed athlete on the GXW roster."
McGee:"Indeed, at Onslaught you will come face to face with the one man who knows what it means to work stiff...and still have the know how to come through....in the end...."
McGee:"Now if you'll excuse me, I must return to my workout..."
Massey closes his eyes and has a full body shiver moment...then turns to walk away as the camera fades out...
Showtime24
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RE: Caught in the Act
(FADEIN to 'Showtime' SHAWN MATTHEWS, in what appears to be a Yoga class at the local Gold's Gym. Matthews is wearing a pair of Adidas shorts, and a cut-off t-shirt, with a bandana wrapped around his head.. possibly covering wounds from the X-Treme championship battle royal. Matthews gets up, and walks out of the room...)
SHAWN MATTHEWS: You know, the trainers here in the GXW told me that I needed to acquire some sort of release... from the everyday pressure of being a professional wrestler. So I figured, what a better place to start than in a class like this. There ain't nothin' like it, man... being able to achieve peace within, and at the same time being able to pick up mad hot B*TCHES left and right. Genesis was WITHOUT A DOUBT, A GREAT FU**IN' SHOW! I may have not accomplished exactly what I set out to, but finally SHOWTIME is on the GXW map. If it wasn't for the big green-eyed monster, RAZE... I'd have a title belt strapped around my waist. But seriously, let's let bygones be bygones. Coming up in just a couple of days, I'm going to be stepping into the ring with a man by the name of Big Cock McGee. Well let me just say this, buddy... you know what they say about a man that brags about it, he ain't got nothing south of the border. Back in college, they used to call me TRIPOD, but did I ever brag about it? Ya' see, I can put a show on in the ring or in the bedroom. That doesn't matter to me, man. I've got a big match coming up at Revolution, and this is definitely going to be a steppingstone. You may think you've got a big ballsac, but the fact of the matter is... you're dealing with a man who could very well have the TOTAL PACKAGE. I'm SICK and DAMN TIRED of toiling in these stupid matches that mean nothing. It's about time that the GXW open up their eyes and put me up there in the main events. It's about time they appreciate the star that I am. Some people can call me the BIGGEST, SMUGGEST A**HOLE to ever step foot into this ring, but that doesn't matter to me. I know I've got the skills, I know I've got the charisma... I know I've got everything I need to rise to the top of the GXW. And to quote Kid Rock, IT AIN'T BRAGGIN' MUTHAF**KA IF YOU BACK IT UP! Onslaught, Big Sock in Your Pants McGee... you're going to feel the effects of the HOT BEEF INJECTION DDT! And if you're lucky enough, you'll somehow ELUDE... the SHOWTIME SHOCKER! The greatest SPECTACLE, EVER... in sports entertainment. And McGee, at Onslaught.... you're going to see that I AM, ALL THERE FU**IN' IS!
(FADEOUT, as Matthews walks back into the yoga room...)
(FADEIN to 'Showtime' SHAWN MATTHEWS, in what appears to be a Yoga class at the local Gold's Gym. Matthews is wearing a pair of Adidas shorts, and a cut-off t-shirt, with a bandana wrapped around his head.. possibly covering wounds from the X-Treme championship battle royal. Matthews gets up, and walks out of the room...)
SHAWN MATTHEWS: You know, the trainers here in the GXW told me that I needed to acquire some sort of release... from the everyday pressure of being a professional wrestler. So I figured, what a better place to start than in a class like this. There ain't nothin' like it, man... being able to achieve peace within, and at the same time being able to pick up mad hot B*TCHES left and right. Genesis was WITHOUT A DOUBT, A GREAT FU**IN' SHOW! I may have not accomplished exactly what I set out to, but finally SHOWTIME is on the GXW map. If it wasn't for the big green-eyed monster, RAZE... I'd have a title belt strapped around my waist. But seriously, let's let bygones be bygones. Coming up in just a couple of days, I'm going to be stepping into the ring with a man by the name of Big Cock McGee. Well let me just say this, buddy... you know what they say about a man that brags about it, he ain't got nothing south of the border. Back in college, they used to call me TRIPOD, but did I ever brag about it? Ya' see, I can put a show on in the ring or in the bedroom. That doesn't matter to me, man. I've got a big match coming up at Revolution, and this is definitely going to be a steppingstone. You may think you've got a big ballsac, but the fact of the matter is... you're dealing with a man who could very well have the TOTAL PACKAGE. I'm SICK and DAMN TIRED of toiling in these stupid matches that mean nothing. It's about time that the GXW open up their eyes and put me up there in the main events. It's about time they appreciate the star that I am. Some people can call me the BIGGEST, SMUGGEST A**HOLE to ever step foot into this ring, but that doesn't matter to me. I know I've got the skills, I know I've got the charisma... I know I've got everything I need to rise to the top of the GXW. And to quote Kid Rock, IT AIN'T BRAGGIN' MUTHAF**KA IF YOU BACK IT UP! Onslaught, Big Sock in Your Pants McGee... you're going to feel the effects of the HOT BEEF INJECTION DDT! And if you're lucky enough, you'll somehow ELUDE... the SHOWTIME SHOCKER! The greatest SPECTACLE, EVER... in sports entertainment. And McGee, at Onslaught.... you're going to see that I AM, ALL THERE FU**IN' IS!
(FADEOUT, as Matthews walks back into the yoga room...)