Re: SLAMTRACK 9: Tag Team Match - Mighty Quinn & John Johnson v. C.R.E. & Steve Jacks
"You know, I uh. I still don't like these things."
[The camera opens to "Norman" John Johnson, staring at what must be a grainy webcam in a hotel room. His Mask can only hide his camera-shy nature so much.]
NJJ: "I mean, I know I have to. It's expected of me. Of all of us.
Maybe Christopher Eagles doesn't like them either. They're all...he doesn't say much. At all."
[NJJ scratches his head.]
NJJ: "Maybe he doesn't have to. I don't know. It's going to be a little nerve-wracking being out there - Steve Jackson is back, and he beat the hell out of me at the end of our match. I didn't like that, Steve - that was messed up. It hurt."
NJJ: "Chris Eagles might be a match made in heaven for him, too. I watch the show, you know - I saw what he did to Quinn. Quinn was about to win cleanly, right? Then Chris had to hit him with a low blow...not cool. It's not what I stand for.
I'm trained to be a technical warrior out there. Not a lot of guys in the locker room can out-grapple me - not even the coaches. I guess it's my strength - more than promos, anyway. I hate promos.
[NJJ shifts in his chair and sighs.]
NJJ: "And I'm not the best when guys cheat like that. I mean, I've seen it all before, you'd think I'd have a better counter-game for it, it's just - I don't know. I guess I respect it so little, that I've never taken the time out of my day to think about it at all, because that's not wrestling to me. That's weaseling. That's being a punk.
I don't know a whole lot about my partner for SLAMTRACK 9, but he's a big kid. Seems to have his square screwed on right, even if he's still pretty green. I'm looking forward to seeing what he can do out there.
...this is the part where I'm supposed to deliver a catchphrase, right? Or like...a memorable line or something. Ahhh, uh...hm."
[NJJ looks up, reaching for some line of dialogue that just isn't there.]
NJJ: "...I'm going to fight, and I'm going to show everyone why you can't count me out just yet. There's a lot of wrestling left in these bones, and it'll take more than some tattoos or a cocktail by the water to take me out. Hopefully Quinn feels the same.
[NJJ reaches for his computer monitor and the camera cuts out quickly.]