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...and it was fucking intense.
The lady told me to hold out my hand so she could see how long my index finger was because that's how far they stick it up your nose. I offered her my pinky finger but she wasn't sold on the offer.
It was intense. Sitting there with my head back, she did the swab but it still felt like the damn thing was up my nose. I had my eyes closed because I'm a big girl when it comes to people sticking things into me (key criteria for not being a homo). I seriously asked her "How long do you have to leave these things in there?"
There was one swab and she'd taken it out already. So I was walking around afterwards feeling fluffy in the head so I'm pretty sure she poked my brain and I have no recollection of anything prior to 1988 anymore.
Has anyone else ever had one of these intrusive things before?
I would recommend NEVER going to have one done if you can avoid it.
My poor two year-old son had to have one as well (because our four year-old got diagnosed with some mangy cough) and I had to literally apply a sleeper with a wrist clutch on him to keep him still.
Just say NO to nasal swabs.
The lady told me to hold out my hand so she could see how long my index finger was because that's how far they stick it up your nose. I offered her my pinky finger but she wasn't sold on the offer.
It was intense. Sitting there with my head back, she did the swab but it still felt like the damn thing was up my nose. I had my eyes closed because I'm a big girl when it comes to people sticking things into me (key criteria for not being a homo). I seriously asked her "How long do you have to leave these things in there?"
There was one swab and she'd taken it out already. So I was walking around afterwards feeling fluffy in the head so I'm pretty sure she poked my brain and I have no recollection of anything prior to 1988 anymore.
Has anyone else ever had one of these intrusive things before?
I would recommend NEVER going to have one done if you can avoid it.
My poor two year-old son had to have one as well (because our four year-old got diagnosed with some mangy cough) and I had to literally apply a sleeper with a wrist clutch on him to keep him still.
Just say NO to nasal swabs.
