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[SOUTH FINAL] 1. Nova vs. 2. Jared Wells

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CuseTroy

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South Regional Final at the American Airlines Arena in Miami

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Nova

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It All Means Nothing.

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(FADEIN: The former Champion of Champions slumps against a doorjamb, a bottle of bourbon dangling perilously from one hand.)
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NOVA: “We’re never early or late…we arrive PRECISELY when we mean to! HA-HA-Hoomph!!”
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(He loses his hold on the wall and topples backwards onto the carpet. He pulls himself up to a sitting position and leans back against the doorframe, staring into the camera listlessly.)
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NOVA: “I was gonna apologize for bein’ tardy to the party…but that appears t’be irrevelant…irrelevant. ‘WHERE’S JARHEAD?’ I find myself wondering…was he listening to me? Hmmm? When I told Erik Mateo to phone it in? When I advised Ace Mason to LAY DOWN, and save his caffeine-free diet soda of a career?
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“Has Jared Wells decided to follow in the steps of the rest of the TEAM South Bracket and simply get the F*CK out of my way?”
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(He takes a swig from the bottle and fumbles for a cigarette.)
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NOVA: “I dunno the answer to that, obviously. I don’t talk to the guy. I don’t willingly speak to anyone who’s proud of their association with Cameron Cruise.
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“But I’m not slated to wrestle Cameron Cruise at the Airline America Whatever-the-F*ck in <st1><st1:city w:st="on">Miami</st1:city></st1>, am I, Jarhead? Noooooo, noooooooo…it’s YOU, n’ it’s ME, n’ we dance around, we do our thing, THE CROWD GOES WILD…and one of us takes one step closer to the Chad Merritt Trophy. You wanna hold it up and bathe in the spotlight…
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“…and I wanna destroy it and watch everyone’s reaction.”
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(NOVA stares off into space for a moment. You’d almost think he had fallen asleep with his eyes open when he looks back into the camera.)
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NOVA: “You seem like an idiot, if we’re talkin’ openly here. We are, aren’t we, Jarhead? I gather this from statements like ‘Type of guy that Jared Wells is has no problem pissing all over the toilet seat nor raising it. I just don't give a damn.’ I could’ve stopped after ‘Jared Wells’ because only douchebags rock the third person with a straight face.
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“But even idiots can understand what it feels like to put yourself out there, in GOOD FAITH, and get served up a glass of ‘We don’t f*cking need you anymore.’ It stings a bit.
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(Shaking his head) “What KILLS me in all a’ this…is I didn’t need this place. I was ON TOP A’ THE WORLD, JARHEAD. Co-headlining one Five-Star promotion’s flagship Pay-Per-View. Climbing over an assemblage of wrestling’s finest en route to IMMORTALITY in another. I didn’t need this place. I could’ve used those nights off between running all over the country like a f*ckin’ madman.
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“But I liked TEAM. N’ more importantly I liked Management. I liked Jess and those guys, and I respected what they wanted to do. Cut out the bullsh*t and just find the best guys to WRESTLE. That’s it. I could appreciate that, given everything else that was going on in my life. It was therapeutic, in a way.
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“So they had me, and boy did they use me. When they advertised events and people shrugged, like ‘Why should I care?,’ they could say ‘Hey, NOVA’s over here throwin’ down, why not give it a shot?”
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(Another swig from the bottle. He tosses the cigarette out of view.)
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NOVA: “Apparently that worked a little TOO well. Apparently after a while the suits came to see me as a perk and not a necessity, something useful to be exploited until it broke…and then you could throw it away.
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“And that’s what they did to me, Jarhead. When Eddie Mayfield broke me, they tossed me out like last year’s Dupree Cup promotional posters. I practically f*cking BEGGED Jess Chapel from a hospital bed to wait it out and let me get better. ME! To HIM! Like I should have to present a CASE on why I deserve to hold the title I defended for over a f*cking YEAR! And he walked away with the strap, leaving me laying there bound up in a halo like some midcarder schmuck.
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“So let me just be clear, Wellsy. When I say I’m in this to WIN, I don’t mean ‘I, like, REALLY wanna get this one, bro. The chicks’ll REALLY be fighting over my cock then.’ When I say I’m in this to WIN, I mean I want to destroy something precious to this company. I want to take a bat to the Chad Merritt trophy, and have the image of Jess Chapel’s face seared into my brain, along with confused, crying fans, kids hiding their faces in their daddies’ waistlines. Jared, I want to emerge from the field victorious…
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“…and tell the whole world with a clear voice that it all. Means. Nothing.”
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(FADETOBLACK as NOVA takes another swig from the bottle.)
 
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