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BRANDON JACOBS: Welcome back everyone and it is time for our WFW North American Title match where El Arco Iris will put up his title against the likes of Triple Crown winner Psycho, “The Ego Buster” Dan Ryan, and former WFW World Heavyweight Champion Sean Edmunds in a four way in a double steel cage with Lindsay Troy, Sherri, and Pat Gordon on the outside for their perspective men!
JONATHAN MARX: With this four way match not being an elimination match, any man can win the title at anytime. El Arco Iris doesn’t even need to be the one with his shoulders pinned to the mat to lose his WFW North American Title.
VIC WATERS: I am not fan of that mental patient El Arco Iris, but that is unfair.
BRANDON JACOBS: With everything going on lately and how hard it has been to keep people out of other people’s business, the four way was necessary since champions and challengers were fighting off the interference. Someone is going to have to man up tonight and survive all the BS and walk out the champion.
JONATHAN MARX: It is survival of the fittest.
BRANDON JACOBS: Who does everyone think is going to walk out champion?
VIC WATERS: With the tension between Psycho and Dan Ryan, I could see them doing so much damage to each other than either El Arco Iris or Sean Edmunds could walk out with a surprise win.
JONATHAN MARX: I’m going with Dan Ryan. He is the biggest and baddest of them all and he can dish out a world of punishment and I can testify to that from my own personal experience.
VIC WATERS: I seem to recall him making you his ***** on several occasions.
JONATHAN MARX: What makes Dan Ryan so dangerous is that he has the brains to go with the brawn which you can’t say for most big men.
BRANDON JACOBS: As big and smart as Dan Ryan is, even with Lindsay Troy in the outer cage to watch his back, Psycho is a glutton for punishment. He takes abuse like no one else in World’s Finest and he always finds a way to come back even when sometimes for his own well being, he shouldn’t.
VIC WATERS: Psycho has gotten into a lot of people’s heads that way, most notable my gomba Doc Silver.
JONATHAN MARX: When a guy won’t stay down, it is like you aren’t even facing a mere mortal, you are facing a god and that has helped him a lot on the way to becoming a Triple Crown Champion. I still go with my pick of Ryan, I think he is going to find a way to keep somebody down for the three count.
VIC WATERS: When WFW gold is on the line, that is going to be awfully hard to do, but we’ll see.
BRANDON JACOBS: Folks, lets send this down to the ring and get this one started!
(Cue up: "Zero" by Smashing Pumpkins.)
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing first, standing at 6’7, three hundred and thirty five pounds, “The Ego Buster” Dan Ryan!
(Thunderous crowd pop)
(CUT TO: 'Ego Buster' flashes across the screen in rapid contrasting black and white. CUT TO: Dan Ryan gorrilla presses Kevin Powers from inside the ring to the floor below. CUT TO: The word "YOU" flashes on the screen. CUT TO: Dan Ryan throws 'Living Legend' Mark Windham from the second level of Key Arena down to the first level. CUT TO: the word "ARE". CUT TO: Dan Ryan clotheslines 'Cocky' Craig Miles, nearly taking his head off. CUT TO: the word "BUSTED" CUT TO: rapid shots of Dan Ryan pulverizing opponents with the Humility Bomb, a last ride power bomb landing high angle on the neck.)
(Ryan and Troy walk down to ringside as pyro erupts along the ramp beside then. They enter the cage and Troy takes a spot in the outer cage. Dan Ryan enters the second cage and he rolls under the bottom rope and climbs a corner turnbuckle and simply glares through the sunglasses into the crowd.)
(CUE UP: “"Brain Stew" by Green Day)
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing second, from Boston, Massachusetts, the former WFW World Heavyweight Champion, “SIMPLY SENSATIONAL” SEAN EDMUNDS!
::Sean Edmunds comes down to a mixed reaction and enters the double cage with Sherri, Sherri stays in the outer cage with Lindsay Troy and enters the inner cage with Dan Ryan::
(CUE UP: “"Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne)
RING ANNOUNCER: Our third participant hails from parts unknown, one of the toughest men in all of wrestling and a triple crown winner, PSCYHO!
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sycho comes down to a huge pop alone and he enters the double cage, he snarls at Sherri and Troy and enters the second cage::BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO CHARGES DAN RYAN BEFORE THE BELL AND EDMUNDS JOINS IN ON THE ASSAULT!
JONATHAN MARX: We don’t even have all our participants down in the ring yet and the cage doors secure.
VIC WATERS: Bad blood waits for no man.
::bell rings:::
:Ring Announcer bails to the outside of the ring::
(CUE UP: ““Tunak Tunak Tun” by Dahler Mendhi)
RING ANNOUNCER: And now, last but not least, the WFW North American Champion, from somewhere over the rainbow, EL ARCO IRIS!
::El Arco Iris comes running down with Pat Gordon to a big pop with the belt in his hand, he throws the title to the ring attendant and enters the outer cage and then the inner cage. WFW Referee Shawn Hart quickly comes down upset that his entrance wasn’t played because of the early start to the action::
VIC WATERS: El Arco Iris didn’t want a flash pinfall to happen before he could even get to the ring.
JONATHAN MARX: Our referee for the night Shawn Hart isn’t even down there yet so that can’t happen, but it could if he was there.
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at Gordon takes his place in the outer cage while referee Shawn Hart enters the second cage, the officials now lock the opened roof inner cage with a key, they then proceed to lock the outer cage::BRANDON JACOBS: EDMUNDS AND PSYCHO WHIP DAN RYAN OFF THE ROPES…. THEY HIT HIM WITH A DOUBLE SHOULDER BLOCK WHICH CAUSES HIM TO STUMBLE BUT HE DOESN’T LEAVE HIS FEET!
JONATHAN MARX: Dan Ryan is a big man. It is going to be hard to get him off his feet.
BRANDON JACOBS: EL ARCO IRIS CHARGES DAN RYAN WITH A HAPPY DANCE SUPERKICK BUT DAN RYAN PULLS EDMUNDS IN THE WAY AND HE GETS HIT FLUSH IN THE JAW!
VIC WATERS: Good god, he went down like he was shot.
BRANDON JACOBS: DAN RYAN MAKES THE COVER ON EDMUNDS! SHAWN HART GOES DOWN TO COUNT! 1--------------------------------------------------------2------------------------------ PSYCHO MAKES THE SAVE!
JONATHAN MARX: I know it is really early in the match to say this, but he may have had Edmunds there if he didn’t make the save.
VIC WATERS; Edmunds was caught at such an angle that he was taken completely by surprise. Sometimes, if you hit the right move, at the right time, it doesn’t matter how fresh you still are, you are just stunned.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO GRABS DAN RYAN BY THE HAIR AND HE RAMS HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE SIDE OF THE CAGE! He is raking his head right into the side of the cage!
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho has wild eyes and he looks hell bent on revenge.
BRANDON JACOBS: El Arco Iris looks down at the still out Edmunds… EL ARCO IRIS GOES FOR THE COVER ON EDMUNDS! Shawn Hart goes down for the count! 1---------------------------------------2------------------------------- EDMUNDS KICKS OUT!
VIC WATERS: Thankfully he woke up in the nick of time.
BRANDON JACOBS: El Arco Iris goes to pick Edmunds off the mat… EDMUNDS KNEES EL ARCO IRIS IN THE HEAD!
JONATHAN MARX: He got him right in the temple.
BRANDON JACOBS: EDMUNDS JUMPS UP AND HE GRABS THE HEAD OF EL ARCO IRIS AND HE TWISTS THE MASK SO HE CAN’T SEE!
JONATHAN MARX: Edmunds is a sneaky one.
BRANDON JACOBS: Edmunds locks El Arco Iris in a front face lock… HE HITS THE SWINIGNG NECKBREAKER! Edmunds goes down for the cover and Shawn Hart goes down to count! 1----------------------------------------------------2------------------------- EL ARCO IRIS GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!
JONATHAN MARX: El Arco Iris is unable to defend himself right now.
BRANDON JACOBS: El Arco iris gets up and he is swinging blindly trying to hit Edmunds but Edmunds keeps on moving out of the way. EDMUNDS KICKS EL ARCO IRIS IN THE STOMACH. HE HITS HIM WITH A TILT A WHIRL: PILEDRIVER! Edmunds is going for another cover! THE REF GOES DOWN TO COUNT! 1----------------------------------------------2----------------------- EL ARCO IRIS GET THE SHOULDER UP AGAIN!
JONATHAN MARX: It looks like in all the chaos, Dan Ryan is coming back with a flurry on Psycho in the corner.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO IS BEING DRIVEN BACK…. PSYCHO JUMPS UP AND HE HITS DAN RYAN WITH A DROPKICK AND HIS ARMS GET HOOKED IN THE ROPES!
VIC WATERS: This is a great opportunity for some to get a three with the big man all tied up right now.
BRANDON JACOBS: Psycho bounces off the ropes…. HE KICKS DAN RYAN RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH A YAZUKA KICK BUSTING HIM OPEN!
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho is the first man to draw blood in this match.
VIC WATERS: Which is unusual because he is usually the one to do the bleeding…
BRANDON JACOBS: Psycho is coming over to help El Arco Iris with Edmunds… EDMUNDS CHARGES PSYCHO AND HE TWISTS PSYCHO’S MASK!
JONATHAN MARX: Great, now we have two guys out there flying blind in the ring.
VIC WATERS: This is smart strategy by Edmunds. If they can’t see, they can’t mount an attack and the big man is tied up in the ropes bleeding, looking on helplessly.
JONATHAN MARX: Edmunds has totally reversed the momentum in this match.
BRANDON JACOBS: Edmunds grabs Psycho and he locks him in a front face lock…. HE HITS THE DDT! Now both El Arco Iris and Psycho are laid out!
VIC WATERS: This is Edmunds chance to win it all.
BRANDON JACOBS: Edmunds is dragging both men into the corner… EDMUNDS IS GOING UP TO THE TOP ROPE!
VIC WATERS: Come on Edmunds!
JONATHAN MARX: I don’t know if I would do this.
BRANDON JACOBS: EDMUNDS IS PERCHED ON THE TOP ROPE AND HE FLIES OFF AND HE HITS BOTH MEN WITH A MOONSAULT! Edmunds makes the cover on both men! Shawn Hart goes down to count! 1----------------------------------------------------------2-------------------------- BOTH PSYCHO AND EL ARCO IRIS GET THEIR SHOULDER UP BUT BARELY!
VIC WATERS: So close, he needs to take out one man completely and focus solely on him.
BRANODN JACOBS: EDMUNDS IS YELLING AT HART! HE THOUGHT HE HAD THE THREE COUNT AND NOW HART IS GETTING INTO EDMUNDS FACE!
VIC WATERS: Don’t get into a fight with Hart Edmunds, it won’t do you any good, he is the referee!
BRANDON JACOBS: EDMUNDS PUNCHES HART AND HART PUNCHES EDMUNDS AND THEY START TRADING BLOWS BACK AND FORTH!
VIC WATERS: DAMN IT!
JONATHAN MARX: This certainly doesn’t bode well for Shawn Hart’s career as a referee.
BRANDON JACOBS: SHAWN HART KICKS EDMUNDS IN THE MIDSECTION AND HE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES…. EL CODO EXPLOSIVO ON EDMUNDS AND HE IS OUT! Meanwhile, a laid out Psycho is fixing his mask back to the way it was.
VIC WATERS: Shawn Hart is really crossing the line here!
BRANDON JACOBS: SHAWN HART GRABS EL ARCO IRIS AND HE PUTS HIM ON TOP OF SEAN EDMUNDS!
JONATHAN MARX: Could this possibly be a D.I.C.K.S. reunion?!
BRANDON JACOBS: SHAWN HART GOES DOWN TO COUNT! 1------------2----------- PSYCHO PUSHES EL ARCO IRIS OFF OF EDMUNDS BEFORE HART COULD FAST COUNT HIM!
JONATHAN MARX: What is going on here?!
BRANDON JACOBS: NOW SHAWN HART AND PSYCHO ARE THROWING PUNCHES BACK AND FORTH!
VIC WATERS: He didn’t take so kindly to him breaking up the count on Edmunds. Now he is going to have the wrath of LOVE on his back.
BRANDON JACOBS: El Arco Iris is fixing his mask and he is starting to get back up…. SHAWN HART WHIPS PSYCHO OFF THE ROPES, PSYCHO DUCKS UNDER THE EL CODO EXPLOSIVO AND HITS HART WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
JONATHAN MARX: OOH~! Stan Hansen himself would have been proud of that one.
BRANDON JACOBS: EL ARCO IRIS CHARGES PSYCHO SHINING WIZARD BUT PSYCHO CATCHES THE LEG AND SPINS HIM AROUND, PSYCHO HOOKS THE ARMS OF EL ARCO IRIS…. HE HITS THE TIGER DRIVER ON EL ARCO IRIS! Psycho goes down for the cover but he looks over and Shawn Hart is still out cold!
VIC WATERS: He did it to himself.
JONATHAN MARX: No, Shawn Hart may have just screwed Psycho out of the title.
BRANDON JACOBS: DAN RYAN BREAKS FREE FROM THE ROPES AND HE LOOKS OVER AT PSYCHO! Both Edmunds and Hart are getting back up to their feet…
JONATHAN MARX: Looks like all hell is about to break loose.
BRANDON JACOBS: PSYCHO IS TELLING DAN RYAN HE WANTS A PIECE OF HIM! WAIT A SECOND, SHAWN HART BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND HE BLINDSIDES PSYCHO WITH THE EL CODO EXPLOSIVO! Edmunds is just standing there laughing at Psycho.
JONATHAN MARX: Edmunds thinks he has this match won, he better not turn around…
BRANDON JACOBS: DAN RYAN TAPS HIM ON THE SHOULDER AND EDMUNDS FALLS TO HIS KNEES TO BEG OFF!
VIC WATERS: Be fair to Edmunds. None of this is his fault.
JONATHAN MARX: Are you kidding me? He started all this when he went after Shawn Hart.
BRANDON JACOBS: RYAN PICKS EDMUNDS UP BY THE THROAT AND HE IS CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF HIM! HE PICKS EDMUNDS UP…. HE HITS HIM WITH A HUMILITY BOMB!
VIC WATERS: Good god, he hit him with so much force, Edmunds bounced up off the mat.
BRANDON JACOBS: El Arco Iris is getting up off of the mat and he and Dan Ryan are staring at each other…. DAN RYAN CHARGES EL ARCO IRIS BUT HE DUCKS AND BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES, DAN RYAN TURNS AROUND AND HE HITS HIM WITH THE CROWN OF HATHOR TORNADO DDT! El Arco Iris goes for the cover on Ryan!
JONATHAN MARX: Could this be enough to get him?!
BRANDON JACOBS: SHAWN HART GOES DOWN FOR THE COUNT! 1---------------2---------- DAN RYAN GETS HIS SHOULDER UP BEFORE SHAWN HART CAN FAST COUNT HIM!
JONATHAN MARX: What is the connection between Shawn Hart and El Arco Iris?
VIC WATERS: It could simply be that Shawn Hart hates El Arco Iris less than the other three. Who knows what is in the head of Shawn Hart. We’ll have to find out later.
BRANDON JACOBS: El Arco Iris goes to apply a dragon sleeper on Dan Ryan… BUT HE IS ABLE TO SLIP OUT OF IT! EL ARCO IRIS CHARGES DAN RYAN…. DAN RYAN KICKS HIM IN THE STOMACH AND PICKS HIM UP AND DELIVERS ANOTHER HUMILITY BOMB! Dan Ryan goes down for the count! 1----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------2----------------------------------------- PSYCHO BREAKS UP THE LONG COUNT ON EL ARCO IRIS RIGHT BEFORE THE THREE!
JONATHAN MARX: This is unfair to Dan Ryan. That count was way too long.
VIC WATERS: Psycho wouldn’t let Dan Ryan win the title after he was screwed out of his belt by Lindsay Troy.
BRANDON JACOBS: DAN RYAN AND PSYCHO ARE TRADING PUNCHES BACK AND FORTH AND BOTH MEN ARE ROCKING!
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho can hold his own with the best of them…
BRANDON JACOBS: DAN RYAN KICK KICKS PSYCHO IN THE STOMACH…. HE PICKS PSYCHO UP AND HE RUNS WITH PSYCHO IN THE HUMILITY BOMB AND THROWS HIM RIGHT INTO THE CAGE… OH MY GOD! THE WHOLE SECTION OF THE CAGE BROKE AND PSYCHO FELL DOWN TO THE FLOOR BELOW!
CROWD: BAD KICKS ASS! BAD KICKS ASS! BAD KICKS ASS!
JONATHAN MARX: It looks like Psycho hit his head.
BRANDON JACOBS: LINDSAY TROY AND SHERRI ARE LAYING THE BOOTS INTO PSYCHO ON THE FLOOR TRYING TO KEEP HIM FROM GETTING BACK UP! Dan Ryan is looking on cackling at the Psycho getting what he deserves.
VIC WATERS: Keep him down!
BRANDON JACOBS: Edmunds is slowly getting back up, he looks over and sees part of the cage broken and El Arco Iris still out cold… and Dan Ryan distracted…. EDMUNDS PICKS UP EL ARCO IRIS, HE HOOKS THE LEG OF EL ARCO IRIS AND LOCKS HIM IN THE BRIDGING NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! Shawn Hart goes down to count and Lindsay yells at Ryan to turn around! 1----------------------------------------------------2---------------------------------------- DAN RYAN MAKES THE SAVE!
VIC WATERS: EDMUNDS ALMOST HAD HIM!
BRANDON JACOBS: Edmunds is getting right into Dan Ryan’s face… DAN RYAN GRABS EDMUNDS BY THE ARM AND HE WHIPS HIM OFF THE ROPES…. DAN RYAN PUTS DOWN HIS HEAD FOR A BACK BODY DROP BUT EDMUNDS CATCHES HIM WITH A SUNSET FLIP! 1-------------------------------------------------2--------------------- DAN RYAN NAILS EDMUNDS RIGHT IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH THOSE TREE TRUNK LIKE LIMBS OF HIM AND BREAKS UP THE COUNT!
JONATHAN MARX: That may have been the one and only mistake Dan Ryan was going to make in this match and he couldn’t cash in.
BRANDON JACOBS: Edmunds is staggering, he seems a tad concussed… DAN RYAN WHO IS STILL BLOODY FROM EARLIER ON CATCHES A STAGGERING EDMUNDS AND HITS HIM WITH A RELEASE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!
CROWD: RYAN! RYAN! RYAN! RYAN!
JONATHAN MARX: Edmunds landed on the back of his head again when he crashed down on that mat. This isn’t looking for him.
VIC WATERS: It looks like Psycho is getting back up!
BRANDON JACOBS: Dan Ryan is standing, hovering above Edmunds… waiting for him to get back to his feet. PSYCHO IS GETTING BACK UP ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING AND HE IS TRYING TO CRAWL BACK INTO THE RING! My god, you can’t keep that man down! Troy is trying to keep him from entering the ring…. BUT SHERRI HAS HER PURSE AND SHE TRIES TO TAKE A SWING AT TROY BUT TROY DUCKS AND CLOTHESLINES HER OUT OF HER SHOES BY PSYCHO IS ABLE TO GET BACK INTO THE RING!
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho still has a ways to go to be able to able to break up any pinfall.
BRANDON JACOBS: DAN RYAN IS CALLING FOR THE HUMILITY BOMB! Edmunds is up…. DAN RYAN PICKS UP EDMUNDS AND HE DRIVES HIM INTO THE MAT WITH THE HUMILITY BOMB! Shawn Hart goes down to cover! 1-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------2--------------------------------------------------PSYCHO JUMPS TO MAKE THE SAVE-----3! BUT HE IS FRACTION OF A SECOND TOO LATE! DAN RYAN HAS DONE IT! HE HAS WON THE WFW NORTH AMERICAN AND SHAWN HART IS CALLING FOR THE BELL!
(CUE UP: “"Zero" by Smashing Pumpkins)
RING ANNOUNCER: THE WINNER OF THE MATCH AND NEW WFW NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION… “THE EGO BUSTER” DAN RYAN!
VIC WATERS: God damn it. I wanted Edmunds to win this.
JONATHAN MARX: Psycho made a valiant try tout he was just too far away to make the save. If history is a guide though, he’ll get his revenge down the road. Shawn Hart interference didn’t help anyone either. He'll definitely be a factor in the World Title picture after tonight.
BRANDON JACOBS: Dan Ryan walks out with a much deserved title win, fighting off three other men who have a long history of success in WFW.
JONATHAN MARX: Lets not forget, El Arco Iris who I have no doubt in my mind will be a champion again. But tonight, the odds were just stacked against him.
BRANDON JACOBS: Folks, we have to take a commercial break, but when we comeback, it is time to decide the very first WFW World Tag Champions! STAY TUNED!