ChrisHorowitz
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(Fade into the American's Whitelandia uh.. limo where he sits, returning to his sanctuary after an easy victory.)
THE AMERICAN: Here I sit, on the heels of a simple rout of a simple foe and I am told that the NWL insulted not only myself, but every single American I represent.
To be accused of cheating after a victory, and to have a person claim that this is something to be proud of is SICKENING. Each an every child knows that an American does not cheat. THE AMERICAN would NEVER need to cheat to defeat an inferior opponent such as Ryan Cruz, or ANY opponent.
This cannot go unanswered. There will be retribution, and that retribution will be swift. I have consulted with the best legal team money can buy, and we have concluded that to attone for this outrage the NWL MUST hand over its International Title.
We could wait for this World Title of theirs to be created, but for that to simply be handed over to America simply isn't enough. And I have been informed that there really is no difference between an International and a World Champion, except that the World Champion may be champion of the Earth's core, while I am champion of all its nations, but really who wants to be a champion of the core?
So to the NWL we demand you hand over the International Title. If you wish you can provide us with Pulsar its current champion in a match, since The American Vs Pulsar would be equal to the NWL simply handing over the belt with the added bonus of humiliating another enemy of the United States.
So with that I leave the NWL to make its decision, give us our prize or face us in court for your slanderous remarks.
(Fade out)
THE AMERICAN: Here I sit, on the heels of a simple rout of a simple foe and I am told that the NWL insulted not only myself, but every single American I represent.
To be accused of cheating after a victory, and to have a person claim that this is something to be proud of is SICKENING. Each an every child knows that an American does not cheat. THE AMERICAN would NEVER need to cheat to defeat an inferior opponent such as Ryan Cruz, or ANY opponent.
This cannot go unanswered. There will be retribution, and that retribution will be swift. I have consulted with the best legal team money can buy, and we have concluded that to attone for this outrage the NWL MUST hand over its International Title.
We could wait for this World Title of theirs to be created, but for that to simply be handed over to America simply isn't enough. And I have been informed that there really is no difference between an International and a World Champion, except that the World Champion may be champion of the Earth's core, while I am champion of all its nations, but really who wants to be a champion of the core?
So to the NWL we demand you hand over the International Title. If you wish you can provide us with Pulsar its current champion in a match, since The American Vs Pulsar would be equal to the NWL simply handing over the belt with the added bonus of humiliating another enemy of the United States.
So with that I leave the NWL to make its decision, give us our prize or face us in court for your slanderous remarks.
(Fade out)