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<div style="text-align: justify;"><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Eq_1Ot_QXno/UzoBukOpYQI/AAAAAAAAQ5A/pfxDZ5uDRJA/s1600/bryanbus.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Eq_1Ot_QXno/UzoBukOpYQI/AAAAAAAAQ5A/pfxDZ5uDRJA/s1600/bryanbus.jpg" height="358" width="640" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Bryan laying down the law on the bus<br />Photo Credit: WWE.com</td></tr></tbody></table>Welcome to a feature I like to call "Best in the World" rankings. They're not traditional power rankings per se, but they're rankings to see who is really the best in the world, a term bandied about like it's bottled water or something else really common. They're rankings decided by me, and don't you dare call them arbitrary lest I smack the taste out of your mouth. Without further ado, here's this week's list:<br /><br /><b>1. Daniel Bryan (Last Week: 4)</b> - Bryan showed he's the best in the world by not showing up to RAW the week after he got murked to infinity. Proper rest and convalescence is important before a big title match. Also, he said something about a bus on Total Divas last night? I dunno, ask Trey about that.<br /><br /><b>2. Athena (Last Week: Not Ranked)</b> - Not only did she hand Athena her first clean loss in AIW in over two years yesterday, she unlocked the cheat code and attained INFINITE SWAG. Listen people, I don't make the rules here.<br /><br /><b>3. AJ Lee (Last Week: 3)</b> - Now, why do I keep ranking AJ Lee this high despite the fact that WWE doesn't give her much of a platform to prove said ranking? Fuck you, that's why.<br /><br /><a name='more'></a><b>4. Candice LeRae (Last Week: Not Ranked)</b> - Yeah, she didn't defeat Adam Cole for the PWG World Championship last week, but I get the feeling that when she accepted Joey Ryan's proposal to win the Tag Championships will be even more smashing.<br /><br /><b>5. Terry Funk (Last Week: Not Ranked)</b> - The man is three months from turning 70 and <a href="https://twitter.com/PCW_UK/status/450769932389605376/photo/1">wrestling in TLC matches</a> against deranged montherfuckers in England. He is more of a human being than all of us will ever be.<br /><br /><b>6. Mark Henry (Last Week: 6)</b> - If Mark Henry doesn't win the Andre Battle Royale, I have it on good authority that he'll eat a Volkswagen Beetle. <br /><br /><b>7. Aaron Harrison (Last Week: Not Ranked)</b> - Harrison not only hit the dagger to send Kentucky to the Final Four, he was so cool that he made a team coached by John Calipari, a guy who makes Eric Bischoff seem not shady in comparison, rootable.<br /><br /><b>8. Prince Devitt (Last Week: Not Ranked)</b> - <a href="https://twitter.com/fergaldevitt/status/450451475739983874">Okay, maybe Devitt's dedicated to this body art thing he's got going</a>.<br /><br /><b>9. Taco Bell Breakfast Menu (Last Week: Not Ranked)</b> <i>OFFICIAL HOLZERMAN HUNGERS SPONSORED ENTRY</i> - I haven't eaten it yet, but apparently, the reviews have been rave. Of course, maybe I should stop hanging around stoners all the time, but at least they're getting breakfast food before going to bed for the afternoon.<br /><br /><b>10. Sara del Rey (Last Week: 10)</b> - SARA DEL REY FACT: The latest earthquake in California reminded her to put another 30 cases of gum in her emergency bunker for when the Yellowstone Supervolcano finally blows.</div>
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<div style="text-align: justify;"><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Eq_1Ot_QXno/UzoBukOpYQI/AAAAAAAAQ5A/pfxDZ5uDRJA/s1600/bryanbus.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Eq_1Ot_QXno/UzoBukOpYQI/AAAAAAAAQ5A/pfxDZ5uDRJA/s1600/bryanbus.jpg" height="358" width="640" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Bryan laying down the law on the bus<br />Photo Credit: WWE.com</td></tr></tbody></table>Welcome to a feature I like to call "Best in the World" rankings. They're not traditional power rankings per se, but they're rankings to see who is really the best in the world, a term bandied about like it's bottled water or something else really common. They're rankings decided by me, and don't you dare call them arbitrary lest I smack the taste out of your mouth. Without further ado, here's this week's list:<br /><br /><b>1. Daniel Bryan (Last Week: 4)</b> - Bryan showed he's the best in the world by not showing up to RAW the week after he got murked to infinity. Proper rest and convalescence is important before a big title match. Also, he said something about a bus on Total Divas last night? I dunno, ask Trey about that.<br /><br /><b>2. Athena (Last Week: Not Ranked)</b> - Not only did she hand Athena her first clean loss in AIW in over two years yesterday, she unlocked the cheat code and attained INFINITE SWAG. Listen people, I don't make the rules here.<br /><br /><b>3. AJ Lee (Last Week: 3)</b> - Now, why do I keep ranking AJ Lee this high despite the fact that WWE doesn't give her much of a platform to prove said ranking? Fuck you, that's why.<br /><br /><a name='more'></a><b>4. Candice LeRae (Last Week: Not Ranked)</b> - Yeah, she didn't defeat Adam Cole for the PWG World Championship last week, but I get the feeling that when she accepted Joey Ryan's proposal to win the Tag Championships will be even more smashing.<br /><br /><b>5. Terry Funk (Last Week: Not Ranked)</b> - The man is three months from turning 70 and <a href="https://twitter.com/PCW_UK/status/450769932389605376/photo/1">wrestling in TLC matches</a> against deranged montherfuckers in England. He is more of a human being than all of us will ever be.<br /><br /><b>6. Mark Henry (Last Week: 6)</b> - If Mark Henry doesn't win the Andre Battle Royale, I have it on good authority that he'll eat a Volkswagen Beetle. <br /><br /><b>7. Aaron Harrison (Last Week: Not Ranked)</b> - Harrison not only hit the dagger to send Kentucky to the Final Four, he was so cool that he made a team coached by John Calipari, a guy who makes Eric Bischoff seem not shady in comparison, rootable.<br /><br /><b>8. Prince Devitt (Last Week: Not Ranked)</b> - <a href="https://twitter.com/fergaldevitt/status/450451475739983874">Okay, maybe Devitt's dedicated to this body art thing he's got going</a>.<br /><br /><b>9. Taco Bell Breakfast Menu (Last Week: Not Ranked)</b> <i>OFFICIAL HOLZERMAN HUNGERS SPONSORED ENTRY</i> - I haven't eaten it yet, but apparently, the reviews have been rave. Of course, maybe I should stop hanging around stoners all the time, but at least they're getting breakfast food before going to bed for the afternoon.<br /><br /><b>10. Sara del Rey (Last Week: 10)</b> - SARA DEL REY FACT: The latest earthquake in California reminded her to put another 30 cases of gum in her emergency bunker for when the Yellowstone Supervolcano finally blows.</div>
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