TH
Active member
- Joined
- Jun 18, 2004
- Messages
- 2,953
- Points
- 36
- Age
- 42
- Location
- Philadelphia
- Website
- wallsofjerichoholic.blogspot.com
Fade into a still black and white shot of Jason Payne struggling to lock a full nelson onto Foxx at the Pizzitola Sports Center in Providence, RI.
JESS CHAPEL V/O: The Second Chance. Not many people in sport get one. In most tournaments, you lose, and you're out. Don't tell the New England Patriots about second chances. Don't even mention the phrase near the Phoenix Suns or Andy Roddick. But in this sport... anything is possible. Last year, we were witnesses to that.
The still frame comes to life.
NICK HENSTRIDGE: Payne looking to put this one away, but Foxx is not going quietly into that good night.
BIG BILLY BOYD: Shoulda slipped her some roofies. Always works for me.
NH: *ignoring BBB* Foxx WITH THE STUNNER! Payne is down, and Foxx spryly leaps to the top... VIXEN'S TAIL! This match could be over... two... three! YES! FOXX HAS UPSET THE TEAM FREE FOR ALL~! CHAMPION!
--Cut to Payne with Chris Storm in a full nelson at the Anderson Arena in Bowling Green, OH--
DAVE KERN: Unbelievable how Jason Payne is handling the former PTC Global Champion?
STEVE SMITH: I'd like to see how well he can handle me, if you catch my drift.
DK: You're disgusting, Steve. Payne with Storm up... PAYNE KILLER! Jason Payne with the cover... two... three! And just like that, Jason Payne has gotten himself right back into this tournament!
--Cut to the Anderson Arena again, this time, Payne grappling with Devin Shakur--\
DK: Payne in complete control here, Irish whip on Shakur... STIFF ELBOW right to Shakur's forehead! PRIME's firebrand in danger of being snuffed out here.
SS: Oh dear, if he gets too hurt, I can always help nurse him back to health.
DK: Ladies and gentlemen, Steve Smith. Payne dragging Shakur to his feet and... I think he wants to end this one, folks!
SS: Oh my! I don't want to look!
DK: PAYNE KILLER! PAYNE KILLER! Cover... one... two... THREE! Jason Payne has punched his ticket to Memphis!
--Cut to the FedEx Forum ring, Kin Hiroshi with Payne in an Argentine back breaker rack--
TILLRULES: This may not be pretty!
DR. PHANTASMO: Of course it won't, Tillrules. Even the most drug-addled Japanese puroresu is more than capable of dispatching the slime of the earth that is Jason Payne.
TILL: Naga... NO! Payne shifted his weight and was able to block the move! Payne on his feet and he's got Hiroshi locked in... PAYNE KILLER! PAYNE KILLER!
DRP: HE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE!
TILL: But he is! And he's got the three-count! Jason Payne, make your way to the Elite Eight!
--Cut to the FedEx Forum ring once again, this time, against Ace Mason, who has the man too hot for TEAM in a standing headscissors--
TILL: Mason raising his arm, almost to signify to this Memphis crowd what's coming next.
DRP: These rednecks and their simple piledrivers... I could show them moves that would break an ox's neck.
TILL: Folks, he doesn't speak for TEAM, and he certainly doesn't represent MBE's official positions. Mason... back body drop! Payne reversed it! Mason up, Payne with an elbow to the midsection!
DRP: Not again!
TILL: Yes again! Payne behind... PAYNE KILLER! Could this be it? One... two... YES! Jason Payne has punched his ticket to the Final Four!
Freeze frame on Jason Payne's arms raised high in the air.
JC V/O: The Second Chance... it happens here!
The scene fades to a white background with this printed in big, black numbering:
JESS CHAPEL V/O: The Second Chance. Not many people in sport get one. In most tournaments, you lose, and you're out. Don't tell the New England Patriots about second chances. Don't even mention the phrase near the Phoenix Suns or Andy Roddick. But in this sport... anything is possible. Last year, we were witnesses to that.
The still frame comes to life.
NICK HENSTRIDGE: Payne looking to put this one away, but Foxx is not going quietly into that good night.
BIG BILLY BOYD: Shoulda slipped her some roofies. Always works for me.
NH: *ignoring BBB* Foxx WITH THE STUNNER! Payne is down, and Foxx spryly leaps to the top... VIXEN'S TAIL! This match could be over... two... three! YES! FOXX HAS UPSET THE TEAM FREE FOR ALL~! CHAMPION!
--Cut to Payne with Chris Storm in a full nelson at the Anderson Arena in Bowling Green, OH--
DAVE KERN: Unbelievable how Jason Payne is handling the former PTC Global Champion?
STEVE SMITH: I'd like to see how well he can handle me, if you catch my drift.
DK: You're disgusting, Steve. Payne with Storm up... PAYNE KILLER! Jason Payne with the cover... two... three! And just like that, Jason Payne has gotten himself right back into this tournament!
--Cut to the Anderson Arena again, this time, Payne grappling with Devin Shakur--\
DK: Payne in complete control here, Irish whip on Shakur... STIFF ELBOW right to Shakur's forehead! PRIME's firebrand in danger of being snuffed out here.
SS: Oh dear, if he gets too hurt, I can always help nurse him back to health.
DK: Ladies and gentlemen, Steve Smith. Payne dragging Shakur to his feet and... I think he wants to end this one, folks!
SS: Oh my! I don't want to look!
DK: PAYNE KILLER! PAYNE KILLER! Cover... one... two... THREE! Jason Payne has punched his ticket to Memphis!
--Cut to the FedEx Forum ring, Kin Hiroshi with Payne in an Argentine back breaker rack--
TILLRULES: This may not be pretty!
DR. PHANTASMO: Of course it won't, Tillrules. Even the most drug-addled Japanese puroresu is more than capable of dispatching the slime of the earth that is Jason Payne.
TILL: Naga... NO! Payne shifted his weight and was able to block the move! Payne on his feet and he's got Hiroshi locked in... PAYNE KILLER! PAYNE KILLER!
DRP: HE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE!
TILL: But he is! And he's got the three-count! Jason Payne, make your way to the Elite Eight!
--Cut to the FedEx Forum ring once again, this time, against Ace Mason, who has the man too hot for TEAM in a standing headscissors--
TILL: Mason raising his arm, almost to signify to this Memphis crowd what's coming next.
DRP: These rednecks and their simple piledrivers... I could show them moves that would break an ox's neck.
TILL: Folks, he doesn't speak for TEAM, and he certainly doesn't represent MBE's official positions. Mason... back body drop! Payne reversed it! Mason up, Payne with an elbow to the midsection!
DRP: Not again!
TILL: Yes again! Payne behind... PAYNE KILLER! Could this be it? One... two... YES! Jason Payne has punched his ticket to the Final Four!
Freeze frame on Jason Payne's arms raised high in the air.
JC V/O: The Second Chance... it happens here!
The scene fades to a white background with this printed in big, black numbering:
2/15/08