GreggG
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(CUT TO: An all white hipster studio. In the background are members of KWEEN -- Japan's finest Queen tribute band. All of the members are in their best 1970's Brit/mod look -- flared British flag pants, tank tops, jheri afros, etc. The lead singer has a Journey-style mullet and a thick Freddie Mercury-style mustache. He is wearing a leotard with a silver lightning bolt painted to his thigh.
In the foreground, Troy Windham is stretched out on a lion fur, resting on his elbows, while one woman gives him a backrub and another woman feeds him grapes.)
JAPANESE FREDDIE MERCURY: (In thick Japanese accent) Troy Windham-uh... Profiles Other Stars... Part One-uh...
TROY: Evan Aho. Steve Radder. Two men who have returned to the ring after brief absences. Two men who also laid claim to holding the CSWA World Championship title. A title I won and never lost. A title which *I* made famous, using my fame and fortune as The King of All Media, a cross-over superstar in both radio, film and television. A world title which I used to FINANCIALLY CREATE FWRESTLING DOT COM.
Radder and Aho... you both held my title. And, not so coincidentally, the fans turned OFF the CSWA and stopped coming to our shows. Look at what we're reduced to now... SLUMMING IT WITH THESE LOW-LIFE INDIE PROMOTIONS. You're two people I hold responsible for this... you held the title because I LET YOU. I let you two have a chance to take the title and bring yourselves and the gold to a new level. But instead... instead the gold lost its luster. And along the way... so did this promotion.
But that's changing. Because Troy Windham, The Epitome... he wants... no, HE CRAVES... his spot in this industry. I AM THE MAN WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL OF THIS. AND I AM THE MAN WHO WILL ONCE AGAIN LEAD US ALL TO THE PROMISED LAND. I am the biggest star this sport has ever seen... and by the end of 2005, not one person on this planet will disagree. I'm coming back for what's mine. No more pretenders to the throne can disgrace the ten-to-twelve pounds of gold and jewels that are fit... FOR A KING.
Thank you. You've been blessed by the presence of your... PERSONAL JESUS.
(The women feed Troy more grapes.)
(Kween starts playing a bouncy and familiar bassline, the Theme From Flash.)
JAPANESE FREDDIE MERCURY: TROOOYYY... WOAH-WOAH... SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE... TROOOY... WOAH-WOAH... SAVIOR OF EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US!
In the foreground, Troy Windham is stretched out on a lion fur, resting on his elbows, while one woman gives him a backrub and another woman feeds him grapes.)
JAPANESE FREDDIE MERCURY: (In thick Japanese accent) Troy Windham-uh... Profiles Other Stars... Part One-uh...
TROY: Evan Aho. Steve Radder. Two men who have returned to the ring after brief absences. Two men who also laid claim to holding the CSWA World Championship title. A title I won and never lost. A title which *I* made famous, using my fame and fortune as The King of All Media, a cross-over superstar in both radio, film and television. A world title which I used to FINANCIALLY CREATE FWRESTLING DOT COM.
Radder and Aho... you both held my title. And, not so coincidentally, the fans turned OFF the CSWA and stopped coming to our shows. Look at what we're reduced to now... SLUMMING IT WITH THESE LOW-LIFE INDIE PROMOTIONS. You're two people I hold responsible for this... you held the title because I LET YOU. I let you two have a chance to take the title and bring yourselves and the gold to a new level. But instead... instead the gold lost its luster. And along the way... so did this promotion.
But that's changing. Because Troy Windham, The Epitome... he wants... no, HE CRAVES... his spot in this industry. I AM THE MAN WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL OF THIS. AND I AM THE MAN WHO WILL ONCE AGAIN LEAD US ALL TO THE PROMISED LAND. I am the biggest star this sport has ever seen... and by the end of 2005, not one person on this planet will disagree. I'm coming back for what's mine. No more pretenders to the throne can disgrace the ten-to-twelve pounds of gold and jewels that are fit... FOR A KING.
Thank you. You've been blessed by the presence of your... PERSONAL JESUS.
(The women feed Troy more grapes.)
(Kween starts playing a bouncy and familiar bassline, the Theme From Flash.)
JAPANESE FREDDIE MERCURY: TROOOYYY... WOAH-WOAH... SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE... TROOOY... WOAH-WOAH... SAVIOR OF EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US!