UNLEASHED: Montezuma vs. Priest
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Priest and Eisenkreuz, in front of an EPW backdrop.
Priest: So, when I heard I was going to be going up against a Cuban at Unleashed, I thought that for my meritorious and continuous service to Empire Pro Wrestling, I was being rewarded with a cigar. I mean, I have been nothing but good to Dan Ryan and Paul Freeman ever since I got back. I dropped that litigation.
EK: Ja, only after your lawyer said tat ze lawsuit vould not fly.
Priest: Well duh, and that means I saved the company several thousands of dollars in frivolous lawsuits!
EK: Kicking und screaming.
Priest: Shut up! That is not true and you know it!
EK: Ja, it is...
Priest: NO! One more peep and you get noogies.
Eisenkreuz silences
Priest: There, much better. Anyway, back to my train of thought here, I have done so much for those ingrates and they pay me back by making me go up against a Cuban? The retards of the Caribbean? Puh-lease. I should boycott this match, just like I boycotted last week against that newbie, but Beastlet is in the hospital for a few weeks, and I do not have anyone else on retainer.
So I guess I have to dismantle this idiot like the bottomfeeder he is. Or maybe I shall just smoke him... LIKE A CIGAR!
Priest breaks into maniacal laughter, and Eisenkreuz shakes his head before smacking Priest in his.
Priest: OUCH! What did you go and do that for, Deutschbag?
EK: You annoy me.
Priest: Damn you. Anyway, this interview is over. Come on, Deutschbag. We have to go find some other frivolous suit to file against EPW.
Eisenkreuz shakes his head and sighs as both men exit to the right.
Priest: So, when I heard I was going to be going up against a Cuban at Unleashed, I thought that for my meritorious and continuous service to Empire Pro Wrestling, I was being rewarded with a cigar. I mean, I have been nothing but good to Dan Ryan and Paul Freeman ever since I got back. I dropped that litigation.
EK: Ja, only after your lawyer said tat ze lawsuit vould not fly.
Priest: Well duh, and that means I saved the company several thousands of dollars in frivolous lawsuits!
EK: Kicking und screaming.
Priest: Shut up! That is not true and you know it!
EK: Ja, it is...
Priest: NO! One more peep and you get noogies.
Eisenkreuz silences
Priest: There, much better. Anyway, back to my train of thought here, I have done so much for those ingrates and they pay me back by making me go up against a Cuban? The retards of the Caribbean? Puh-lease. I should boycott this match, just like I boycotted last week against that newbie, but Beastlet is in the hospital for a few weeks, and I do not have anyone else on retainer.
So I guess I have to dismantle this idiot like the bottomfeeder he is. Or maybe I shall just smoke him... LIKE A CIGAR!
Priest breaks into maniacal laughter, and Eisenkreuz shakes his head before smacking Priest in his.
Priest: OUCH! What did you go and do that for, Deutschbag?
EK: You annoy me.
Priest: Damn you. Anyway, this interview is over. Come on, Deutschbag. We have to go find some other frivolous suit to file against EPW.
Eisenkreuz shakes his head and sighs as both men exit to the right.