Up Jumps Tha Boogie!

[Mad Dog]

(OORP: I haven’t RPed in a long time, so please don’t rip me up too bad. It might take a while for me to find my groove.)


(FADEIN to Boogie Smallz sitting in a lounge chair watching a few highlights of his career. The screen he is watching pops up with a logo for the ULTRATITLE tournament. He stares at it momentarily and then looks at the camera.)

BOOGIE SMALLZ: So what am I doin’ here? After all this time, what is a this futhamucka doin’ steppin’ back into tha game? Where have I been? Why did I return for tha Ultratitle?

(Boogie turns his head for a moment to let the questions he posed sink in. He turns back to the camera and addresses it.)

I think there has been a huge misconception of what Boogie Smallz is all about. Some people think I’m a rebel. Some say I’m a gonga-head that smoked too many laced blunts. Others say I’m a burnt out disco junkie that was manufactured by the CSWA and placed on the card for comic relief. Dancing under a got-damn disco ball and managed by a psycho midget. The truth of the matter is, I did all I could to erase this perceived persona, that is…once I left the CSWA and went out on my own.

I got tired of being the butt of a joke. I was sick of being a laughingstock, someone that Merritt could get his jollies off with by manipulating and having do some shameless skits. I was a young kid, I had a family to support, and at the time I would have done practically anything to put food on my family’s table. I was naïve. Young, dumb, and just didn’t know any better.

After my contract was up, I contacted a lil’ company that was risin’ up tha ranks. Global X-treme Wrestling. None of us knew what would happen. I was hungry, yo. I wanted to prove that I was better than the sideshow comedy act that I was in the CSWA. GX-Dub gave me that opportunity. They let me…be me. I took off and didn’t look back. I racked up damn near every singles championship they had. Then on the biggest stage of all, on the biggest show in the company’s history, they put me in the main event. I knew it was my chance to shine. I thought about all the haterz, everyone that ever doubted me, and to say I went in with a chip on my shoulder would certainly be an understatement!

In GX-Dub, I did what no one thought I would ever do. I captured tha World championship. Heads turned. I got a lil’ clout. Everythang was goin’ my way…then tragedy struck. (Lowers his head for a moment. Then lifts it back up.) Someone that believed in me when everyone else had laughed me off…passed away. I lost a lot of my fire. I felt that part of me, part of my passion for layin’ my life on the line in that ring…had just faded away.

I tried to return to Empire Pro….but life got in the way and prevented me from competing at the level I am accustomed to. I returned to the CSWA, I was poised for good things there. I had finally changed Merritt’s mind about me, he knew of the potential that was deep within me. I was makin’ waves…and again…life got in the way.

Now I don’t want to sound like I am reachin’ for sympathy or tryin’ to make excuses. That is the past…it’s all behind me now. But what I can do, what I WILL DO…is renew my focus. Get back into tha game and show tha world that I ain’t lost a step. How can I do that? When will I do that? Right here…in the tournament to crown a new Ultratitle champion! I know that everyone will probably doubt my abilities…and that’s fine. In fact, I actually prefer that! I want to come in under tha radar. I want to be the underdog. That’s when I work my best!

So to all tha haterz…to everyone that has already cast me aside and lookin’ at supposed “bigger names” to make an impact in this tournament. Fine…do what ya do. It ain’t gonna matter to me. Right now I’m focused, I’m zoned in, I know what I gotta do to make it back to tha top. It starts here! And once I capture tha Ultratitle, I won’t fade into oblivion…I’m gonna continue to build on tha legacy I had begun several years ago. I’m gonna have all tha companies out there flooding me with offers to work for them. NFW, EPW, whateva’ tha kcuf is out there. Boogie Smallz is back…*****! BELIEVE ‘DAT!

(FADE TO BLACK)

 

[TH]

GOP: Ah yes, Boogie Smallz, the traitor and enemy to family values everywhere. I'm glad to see you've returned because I've been looking for someone to make an example of. You and your free-wheeling, dope-smoking lifestyle are anathema to what this great nation was built upon! I bet if you had your way, our children would be getting hypodermic needles and a discount coupon to the nearest pusher for half price smack in our schools. You disgust me.

When I win this tournament, I will make sure you are pilloried and put on display right in the middle of the concourse down in the CSWA Arena in Greensboro. You will be a warning to anyone, and I mean ANYONE who even thinks about lighting up a doobie and getting all funny on that whacky tobaccy.

This message has been paid for by Phantom Republican for ULTRATITLE 2012.

 

[Mad Dog]

BOOGIE SMALLZ: (With a grin on his face.) Ya know…it’s just like a politician type to run off at tha mouth without knowin’ a DAMN THANG about tha topic they’re talkin’ about! GOP…what does that stand for? Gooey Ol’ Pu$$y? You may need to get some MONISTAT or some ish to clear up that vaginal discharge you’re dealin’ wit’! Ya lil’ beeyatch! Do your homework, don’t be fed lines from speech writers and people in your “cabinet”. Get off your ass and actually research ish before you make a damn fool of yourself!

This “great nation”, as you put it, has been in a decline since bull(BLEEP) artist, such as yourself, have bribed their way into the political arena. You wanna lay down ish about family values? Mofo…what makes you a kcufin’ expert? I have a family, I’m doin’ the right thang by raisin’ my kids. I know how it is to grow up without parents…and I will be damned if my kids repeat the same cycle of life that I have!

I’m far from a role model…never claimed to be one. But ya know the difference between us? People actually respect me! I never hid the truth about any drug use or criminal activity I used to be involved with. I laid it all out. I wasn’t behind doors shootin’ up any H or ‘roids. I wasn’t claiming to be a goody two shoes and then behind doors poppin’ pills…gettin’ my fix on. You won’t find pictures of me chubbed up on Twitter or any other social media platform! Don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talkin’ about, seems like none of you politicians can keep your dick in your pants!

I truly hope that in Round One, I draw your name as my opponent. There is nothin’ more I would like to do than to teach you a lesson and in the process…show the world that Boogie Smallz is back and ain’t a nawnudda anybody can do about it! I’m through with you…fade me out!