Manson
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One to Golem
((FADEIN: A replica of the One-to-One set with the theme to 60 Minutes playing in the background. Michael Manson, in black silk business suit, vest, and tie, sits in the interviewer’s chair. He sips a Lemon flavored iced tea Snapple.))
MANSON: I have to the conclusion that this WarGames match needs an objective opinion, not only that, but a unique prospective. Not from someone who’s going to be inside the cage, we already have that, but from someone who should have been. That’s right, on my recent trip to the gutter, I not only found Jared Wells…but the Golem. Now as I understand it, he’s been a bit shy since his unfortunate injuries, however, he’s taken time out of his recovery to talk with me and YOU..the people..about the WarGames….his mysterious attackers..and more….please..let’s give a hand for …GOLEM….
((Edited footage of Golem walking to a GLCW ring and sitting in the corner.))
MANSON: Golem, I’d just like to thank you for taking the time to speak with us today.
GOLEM( still shot of his face): …………………..
MANSON: I see, onto business then. First, we all witness that simply hideous attack. How is your recovery coming?
GOLEM(in front of a GLCW background): Golem moves mountains.
MANSON: Yes, that’s the spirit. Now, I understand…we have an re-enactment?
((CUTTO: A darkened parking lot lit dimly by street lamps. BUENO EXCELLENTE draped in green fur struts out to his car. Suddenly, he is attacked by 4 men, one a large man in a Maelstrom shirt, another in a Jean Rabesque shirt, yet another in a Jarod Poe shirt, and the last in a shirt that has Jared Justice written on it because there is no t-shirt for him. They proceed to attack “Golem” who shouts “Aye Curumba” as he falls to the ground. He is put in a claw and figure four, while one tries to pierce him and the other douses him in gasoline.))
((CUTTO: The set with Manson, shaking his head.))
MANSON: Now having relived such a disturbing experience, Golem, please, how are you really feeling?
GOLEM(in front of a GLCW background): Golem moves mountains.
MANSON: I see. Any thoughts as to the identities of your attackers?
GOLEM(in front of a clock reading 10:30): ..Maelstrom….
GOLEM(in front of a Golem graphic):…..Jean Rabesque….
GOLEM(in front of a clock reading 7:00): …Jarod Poe…
GOLEM(in front of a clock reading 7:00):…Jarod….{Edit: Golem outside an arena} ..justice
MANSON: Yes, one may believe that this was an attempt to keep you out of the WarGames match-up. But why so?
((Clip of a younger Golem smiling and shrugging.))
MANSON: Yes, it is quite perplexing. Somewhat like a Russian doll locked within the maze of the Minotaur. Now of course, you have been a tag team partner of both Jean Rabesque and Maelstrom on occasion, why the sudden betrayal?
GOLEM(sporting green fur and in the ring with a mic): Golem cannot trust anyone.
MANSON: Now that’s not true. I offered my help in your hour of need.
GOLEM(in the locker room): My focus is once again Manson…
MANSON: Well, I can’t blame you. Perhaps it is the confrontational attitude you have that doesn’t allow you to accept help. Several of your teammates share such an attitude, could this be the underlying motivation?
GOLEM(lying down on a bench, sweating and tired after a match, half-asleep):………………………………
MANSON: Struck a never, have I? Well, where do you think you would be now if healthy and in the WarGames match as originally planned?
GOLEM(in front of a GLCW backdrop): Golem moves mountains.
MANSON: Who am I to argue? But what, sir, could be the reason for such a betrayal?
GOLEM(in front of a water fountain): Maelstrom and I have fought for years.
MANSON: Is that it? Old rivalries never die and he and others had their chance? What better way than to remove you from the WarGames match where you could get the spotlight? Tell me, I and many others have sensed the sexual tension between you and Maelstrom, Jean Rabesque, and others for some time now. Is there a further story to this you’re not indicating?
((Still shot of Golem lying in the ring, head-up, with foam at the mouth.))
MANSON V/O: Mister Goloem, sir, please….we are here to ask the tough questions and get to the heart of the matter.
((Shot of Golem putting his claw on Manson in the ring.))
MANSON V/O: Mister Golem..do not make me resort to fisticuffs…I will end this interview right now.
((Shot of Manson giving Golem a dragon suplex.))
MANSON(back on set): Now that we have restored order and gotten Golem’s promise to remain civil, we’ll close out with some name association. First, your thoughts on the man who replaced you, Jarod Poe?
GOLEM(standing outside in street clothes): …will feel my claw and his blood will boil..he will feel the wrath of Golem…
MANSON: Fasicinating…onto Jared Justice….
GOLEM(in the ring on a mic): …will face the Golem and his fury….
MANSON: A future challenge then? What about Jean Rabesque?
GOLEM(sitting at a table): a (V/O) DISTURBINGLY cowardly (V/O) UNISEXUAL opponent…who will (V/O) DIE DIE DIE SOON….
MANSON: Maelstrom?
GOLEM(in front of a GLCW backdrop): Golem moves mountains.
MANSON:..finally, myself….Michael Manson.
GOLEM(in the locker room wearing a t-shirt): olem….the greatest to ever walk the earth and compete in the ring.
MANSON: Why, I thank you…and cannot think of a better way to close. Good night Golem, and all GLCW viewers.
((FTB))
((FADEIN: A replica of the One-to-One set with the theme to 60 Minutes playing in the background. Michael Manson, in black silk business suit, vest, and tie, sits in the interviewer’s chair. He sips a Lemon flavored iced tea Snapple.))
MANSON: I have to the conclusion that this WarGames match needs an objective opinion, not only that, but a unique prospective. Not from someone who’s going to be inside the cage, we already have that, but from someone who should have been. That’s right, on my recent trip to the gutter, I not only found Jared Wells…but the Golem. Now as I understand it, he’s been a bit shy since his unfortunate injuries, however, he’s taken time out of his recovery to talk with me and YOU..the people..about the WarGames….his mysterious attackers..and more….please..let’s give a hand for …GOLEM….
((Edited footage of Golem walking to a GLCW ring and sitting in the corner.))
MANSON: Golem, I’d just like to thank you for taking the time to speak with us today.
GOLEM( still shot of his face): …………………..
MANSON: I see, onto business then. First, we all witness that simply hideous attack. How is your recovery coming?
GOLEM(in front of a GLCW background): Golem moves mountains.
MANSON: Yes, that’s the spirit. Now, I understand…we have an re-enactment?
((CUTTO: A darkened parking lot lit dimly by street lamps. BUENO EXCELLENTE draped in green fur struts out to his car. Suddenly, he is attacked by 4 men, one a large man in a Maelstrom shirt, another in a Jean Rabesque shirt, yet another in a Jarod Poe shirt, and the last in a shirt that has Jared Justice written on it because there is no t-shirt for him. They proceed to attack “Golem” who shouts “Aye Curumba” as he falls to the ground. He is put in a claw and figure four, while one tries to pierce him and the other douses him in gasoline.))
((CUTTO: The set with Manson, shaking his head.))
MANSON: Now having relived such a disturbing experience, Golem, please, how are you really feeling?
GOLEM(in front of a GLCW background): Golem moves mountains.
MANSON: I see. Any thoughts as to the identities of your attackers?
GOLEM(in front of a clock reading 10:30): ..Maelstrom….
GOLEM(in front of a Golem graphic):…..Jean Rabesque….
GOLEM(in front of a clock reading 7:00): …Jarod Poe…
GOLEM(in front of a clock reading 7:00):…Jarod….{Edit: Golem outside an arena} ..justice
MANSON: Yes, one may believe that this was an attempt to keep you out of the WarGames match-up. But why so?
((Clip of a younger Golem smiling and shrugging.))
MANSON: Yes, it is quite perplexing. Somewhat like a Russian doll locked within the maze of the Minotaur. Now of course, you have been a tag team partner of both Jean Rabesque and Maelstrom on occasion, why the sudden betrayal?
GOLEM(sporting green fur and in the ring with a mic): Golem cannot trust anyone.
MANSON: Now that’s not true. I offered my help in your hour of need.
GOLEM(in the locker room): My focus is once again Manson…
MANSON: Well, I can’t blame you. Perhaps it is the confrontational attitude you have that doesn’t allow you to accept help. Several of your teammates share such an attitude, could this be the underlying motivation?
GOLEM(lying down on a bench, sweating and tired after a match, half-asleep):………………………………
MANSON: Struck a never, have I? Well, where do you think you would be now if healthy and in the WarGames match as originally planned?
GOLEM(in front of a GLCW backdrop): Golem moves mountains.
MANSON: Who am I to argue? But what, sir, could be the reason for such a betrayal?
GOLEM(in front of a water fountain): Maelstrom and I have fought for years.
MANSON: Is that it? Old rivalries never die and he and others had their chance? What better way than to remove you from the WarGames match where you could get the spotlight? Tell me, I and many others have sensed the sexual tension between you and Maelstrom, Jean Rabesque, and others for some time now. Is there a further story to this you’re not indicating?
((Still shot of Golem lying in the ring, head-up, with foam at the mouth.))
MANSON V/O: Mister Goloem, sir, please….we are here to ask the tough questions and get to the heart of the matter.
((Shot of Golem putting his claw on Manson in the ring.))
MANSON V/O: Mister Golem..do not make me resort to fisticuffs…I will end this interview right now.
((Shot of Manson giving Golem a dragon suplex.))
MANSON(back on set): Now that we have restored order and gotten Golem’s promise to remain civil, we’ll close out with some name association. First, your thoughts on the man who replaced you, Jarod Poe?
GOLEM(standing outside in street clothes): …will feel my claw and his blood will boil..he will feel the wrath of Golem…
MANSON: Fasicinating…onto Jared Justice….
GOLEM(in the ring on a mic): …will face the Golem and his fury….
MANSON: A future challenge then? What about Jean Rabesque?
GOLEM(sitting at a table): a (V/O) DISTURBINGLY cowardly (V/O) UNISEXUAL opponent…who will (V/O) DIE DIE DIE SOON….
MANSON: Maelstrom?
GOLEM(in front of a GLCW backdrop): Golem moves mountains.
MANSON:..finally, myself….Michael Manson.
GOLEM(in the locker room wearing a t-shirt): olem….the greatest to ever walk the earth and compete in the ring.
MANSON: Why, I thank you…and cannot think of a better way to close. Good night Golem, and all GLCW viewers.
((FTB))