Born As Ghosts
(FADEIN: Jared Wells sitting on the floor in his classic sleeveless black tee shirt 'Bastard Son'. Leaned up against the couch, there is nobody in the living room, nor anything on the table. No booze, no YaY. Jared seems to be concerned about certain issues)
JARED WELLS: All kinds of crazy (BLEEP) going on 'round here! Where do I begin here? Costing Maelstrom and Dan Ryan they're match? (LAUGHS) The Inner Circle thought the story was about to end but it only just begun. So let the games begin. Mother (BLEEP) (BLEEP) (BLEEP) (BLEEP) (BLEEP) (BLEEP) (BLEEP) (BLEEP) (BLEEP) (BLEEP) (BLEEP). That's all I got to say about that!
Now Christmas is upon us. Should really be called Lovemas because the way things are running around here, its a celebration. I can't complain. (BLEEP) Psycho paths, crazy Anarky, and the (BLEEP) president! Plus yours truly the bastard son of wrestling.
Thirteen how do you fall into the picture now? What makes you the man of the hour? Big deal, you come after twelve and before fourteen! I've seen the movie Seven and I've wrestled a dude named Se7en. What does the number thirteen represent? Am I supposed to be scared?
I have thirteen kids I don't even know.
I have thirteen girlfriends, wives.
I've been arrested thirteen times.
I've been fired thirteen times.
I've had sex with thirteen women at the same time. Well OK, fourteen.
I've had thirteen surgeries.
I've been shot thirteen times before. Well not really.
Thirteen times Copycat has had a world title shot.
Maelstrom is watered down due to working for thirteen companies at the same time.
Thirteen times Copycat repeats the word respect in one sentence.
Thirteen times El PCP Iris has lost in a row but still receives title shots
Thirteen superstars signed thanks to L.O.V.E.
Thirteen beers.
Thirteen shots.
And the guy named Thirteen. Big deal.
Somehow you've slithered into the picture of my BAD World Heavyweight title. Your knowledge of this title is weak, bleak, and terrible. Of course Uncle 'Ol Dirty Jared has to babysit another name that tries to somewhat gain a reputation around here. Yeah I'm not some poor drunk who sits back and watches the (BLEEP) go by. Well, maybe I am but I won't (BLEEP) admit it! Since I won this belt in April, I've beaten everyone who has tried to take it from me. I mean, I've thrown people off a cruise ship in order to keep my belt. Besides that, jumping onto the rail and dropping the leg into the water which is many feet high. Whatever man.
Your in my world.
Your in L.O.V.E's world.
This world of L.O.V.E falls on everyone. I bring out the worst in everyone, I take the best from everyone. Question I have for you Thirteen is, what do you have to offer? Felix already put you six feet under into the ground, now I must hammer the final nail in your own coffin.
Christmas time can be special. I don't like to give but like to receive.
Don't worry Twelve, if you hear any noise....
Its just me and the boys.
It's just L.O.V.E.
It's the BAD World Heavyweight Champion
My bag consists of bats, nails, barbed wire, and a box of condoms. Well, not the condoms. But you know what I mean. In my head there is only this belt. This life? Who cares. Wanna see some crazy (BLEEP) Twelve?
Call yourself Sixty-Nine! Make me happy if you want. For a cheap giggle or whatever! They say your born to die. But then again they say your born as a ghost.
The year 2005 just so happens to be a few weeks away and what a better way to begin the new year than to stomp some rookie. I don't want to kill you kid, I just want to hurt you.
Smile mother (BLEEP) it's Christmas!
It's Santa mother (BLEEP) Wells.
Want this belt?
...All 'ya gotta do is just kill me.