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WFW Ghoulish Games - Diablo vs. Anarky

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BRANDON JACOBS: Rarely has someone’s debut garnished this much hype to be billed as the third biggest match on the show, but there is good reason for it. In a tradition which dates back over ten years, Anarky and Ultimo Diablo will face off in a Falls Count Anywhere in the Graveyard match.

VIC WATERS: Over thirteen Brandon, thirteen, it was pre-Undertaker.

BRANDON JACOBS: Damn that was a long time ago, I didn’t even realize it has been over thirteen years now.

VIC WATERS: There was this wrestler by the name of Gravedigger who was this big guy who dwelled in the darkness and because Halloween was approaching, we thought it would be appropriate to do something in the spirit of the holiday for Halloween. I believe he was facing Senior Lobo who was one of the greats back in the early RPWA and they had this unbelievable brawl and it went so well, even after the Gravedigger left, management decided to keep the gimmick alive and do it every Halloween.

BRANDON JACOBS: Now I can safely say, these are the two best wrestlers that we have ever had in this match. Anarky without a doubt is the best brawler in all of wrestling today and Ultimo Diablo is the up and coming legend to be despite the fact that he has had his share of losses over the last month.

VIC WATERS: Ultimo Diablo has been in the tough position of being Shawn Hart’s partner and when you stir as much trouble as those two have, people will come looking for you. But remember the old saying, that which doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. I’ve seen Diablo grow stronger and stronger by the day and he is finally starting to develop as one of the premiere stars in all of wrestling. All that is holding him back right now is himself.

BRANDON JACOBS: They say that with every superstar, there is a moment where the light just clicks on and they go from very good to great. With Manson, that moment came in his match with Doc Silver in the great battle between the IWF and jWo.

VIC WATERS: The jWo did win, but the IWF posed a bigger threat than anyone in their right mind would ever think. It was sort of like Game 7 of the ALCS between the Red Sox and Yankees, everyone knew the Yankees would beat the Red Sox because one hundred years of history said so, but the Red Sox had the lead deep into the game and they showed everyone how great they were by taking the Yankees to the edge.

BRANDON JACOBS: Ultimo Diablo has all the makings of a young Manson, but Anarky is a problem even for the Manson of today. He was this damn close to winning the GLCW World Heavyweight Title before the league had to close because of finical problems.
VIC WATERS: Who knows if he would have been able to beat Maelstrom. Maelstrom is a juggernaut. I’ve never seen anything like him before. Maelstrom was like a fan favorite Unicron. He left death and destruction in his wake but the fans loved to see him compete.

BRANDON JACOBS: Most of the people watching this won’t get your dated Transformers references especially since that movie was back in the theaters in 1986.

VIC WATERS: You need to stay up to date with the kids. There is a new Transformers series called Armada and Unicron is in that. He even has his own toy.

BRANDON JACOBS: That movie was Orson Wells’s last movie where he played the lead… it even had NFW Announcer Leonard Nimoy…

VIC WATERS: Let’s not start geeking out to Star Trek. That just is not cool.

BRANDON JACOBS: Even I have my limits, now, before we start this match, since this match is not happening in an arena, two things of note. There are no ring entrances in the graveyard because the audience will be watching on the jumbotron from the building.

VIC WATERS: And besides, we’ve found that when we did live entrances from the graveyard, the dead people never popped.

BRANDON JACOBS: Test marketing is so important.

VIC WATERS: Indeed,

BRANDON JACOBS: Let’s send this one out to the graveyard and get this one underway!

::the setting changes to a local graveyard in Chicago, which is lit up with spotlights for the match, a ref is standing between Anarky and Ultimo Diablo::

REF: Okay, both of you know the rules, there are no rules except that falls only count in the graveyard. I’m only here to count the pinfalls. Good luck to you both.

::rings an old school bell to signify the beginning of the match::

BRANDON JACOBS: Ultimo Diablo and Anarky are exchanging rights back and forth. Diablo is backing Anarky up…. HE NAILS HIM WITH A PUNCH WHICH SENDS ANARKY BACK AND HE FALLS BACKWARD OVER A TOMBSTONE!

VIC WATERS: A graveyard can be really dangerous place to fight…
BRANDON JACOBS: Diablo climbs up onto the tombstone…. HE DROPS DOWN ON ANARKY’S CHEST WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP! Anarky grabs his chest…

VIC WATERS: Diablo dropped all 210 pounds right on Anarky’s diaphragm.

BRANDON JACOBS: Diablo picks Anarky up off the ground…. HE THROWS HIM BACK FIRST INTO THE CEMENT TOMBSTONE! Diablo picks some flowers up off a grave…. HE SMASHES IT INTO THE FACE OF ANARKY!

VIC WATERS: Diablo really doesn’t want to upset Anarky because Anarky is even more dangerous when he is mad.

BRANDON JACOBS: Anarky is trying to crawl away…. Diablo goes to pickup Anarky…. ANARKY THROWS A HANDFUL OF DIRT INTO DIABLO’S FACE! Diablo is rubbing his eyes trying to get the dirt out of his eyes.

VIC WATERS: Anything goes in a match like this.

BRANDON JACOBS: Anarky crawls over to a grave… HE RIPS SMALL AMERICAN FLAG! Diablo charges…. ANARKY KNEES HIM IN THE GUT! Anarky puts Diablo in a headlock and HE RAMS THE END OF THE FLAG REPEATEDLY INTO THE HEAD OF DIABLO! DIABLO IS BUSTED OPEN!

VIC WATERS: Those small American flags are placed at the gravesites of veterans of the war in honor of their service.

BRANDON JACOBS: Diablo is really losing a lot of blood….. ANARKY BACKS UP 10 YARDS…. HE SPRINTS AND HE NAILS HIM WITH A FLYING FOREARM FLIPPING ANARKY INSIDE OUT!

VIC WATERS: Anarky couldn’t hit him any harder than he did with that shot.

BRANDON JACOBS: Anarky grabs Diablo by the hair and pulls him towards one of the pipes used for visitors to get water for flower…. ANARKY PLACES DIABLO RIGHT UNDERNEATH THE FAUCET AND SITS ON DIABLO’S CHEST WITH HIS TWO KNEES PRESSING HIM DOWN…. ANARKY TURNS ON THE FAUCET THE WATER IS POURING INTO DIABLO’S FACE! All the blood is washing away but he trying to move his head away from choking on the water!

VIC WATERS: We could have a first here, Diablo could be the first person ever to drown in a cemetery.

BRANDON JACOBS: DIABLO PULLS THE TRUNKS OF ANARKY AND ANARKY GOES HEADFIRST INTO THE PIPE! Diablo rolls away and he is coughing up water.

VIC WATERS: Diablo just saved himself there.

BRANDON JACOBS: Diablo is crawling over and he sees a metal bucket left out for visitors to get their water. DIABLO GETS UP AND GRABS THE METAL BUCKET! Diablo puts the metal bucket on the head of Anarky…. DIABLO LIFTS HIS LEG AND KICKS ANARKY RIGHT IN THE HEAD DRIVING THE STEEL INTO ANARKY’S FACE!

VIC WATERS: Diablo isn’t the first person to kick the bucket around here.

BRANDON JACOBS: Anarky goes down and he is trying to pull the bucket off of his head…. DIABLO GRABS THE HANDLE ON THE BUCKET AND HE IS DRAGGING HIM TOWARDS THE BARN SIZED GROUND KEEPER’S SHED!

VIC WATERS: Do you think Anarky is regretting signing with the WFW yet?

BRANDON JACOBS: Nah, Anarky lives for the violence, that is what makes him such a great brawler. But he is going to have some regrets about signing this match if Diablo can get into that tool shed. DIABLO THROWS ANARKY DOWN AND STARTS TRYING TO BREAK THE LOCK OFF!

VIC WATERS: Anarky is trying to get that damn bucket off his head… HE FINALLY DOES IT… but man, he is bleeding as well.

BRANDON JACOBS: DIABLO USES HIS STRENGTH TO BUST OPEN THE MASTERLOCK ON THE SHED AND OPENS THE DOORS!

VIC WATERS: You have to be strong to do that, but isn’t no Herculean feat by any measure.

BRANDON JACOBS: ULTIMO DIABLO HAS A HOE!

VIC WATERS: What is Sherri doing at the graveyard?

BRANDON JACOBS: Garden Hoe, Garden Hoe… DIABLO HEADS FOR ANARKY… HE SWINGS BUT ANARKY DUCKS AND DIABLO HITS THE SHED!

VIC WATERS: Thank god Anarky ducked that…

BRANDON JACOBS: Anarky grabs the end of the hoe and they are batting for control…. ANARKY RIPS IT OUT OF THE HANDS OF DIABLO AND DIABLO TAKES OFF FOR INSIDE OF THE SHED!

VIC WATERS: Oh no…

BRANDON JACOBS: Anarky heads around the corner and goes in the door…. DIABLO EMERGES WITH A SIX FOOT LONG SHOVEL! Diablo and Anarky are having a sword fight of sorts trying to hit the other man’s weapons out of his hands! DIABLO ALMOST GOT HIM WITH THE END OF THE SHOVEL IN THE STOMACH BUT ANARKY JUST GOT BACK IN TIME!

VIC WATERS: Star Wars eat your heart out…

BRANDON JACOBS: ANARKY HITS THE SHOVEL OUT OF THE HANDS OF DIABLO AND DIABLO RETREATS INTO THE GROUND KEEPER’S SHED!

VIC WATERS: Anarky has dropped the Evan Hoe and picked up the shovel instead which is a wise move because the end of the shovel is big and metal and hurts really bad if you get hit by it with killing your opponent.

BRANDON JACOBS: Diablo is climbing up the ladder in the shed…. HE GRABS A BAG OF FERTILIZER! Anarky charges… DIABLO THROWS THE BAG OF UNOPENED FERTILIZER DOWN ON ANARKY AND ANARKY CATCHES IT! DIABLO FIRES ANOTHER BAG DOWN AND ANOTHER AND ANARKY FINALLY GOES DOWN!

VIC WATERS: Anarky is in deep sh…

BRANDON JACOBS: Diablo is coming down the ladder…. WAIT, HE IS HEADING BACK TO THE TOP!

VIC WATERS: He can’t be doing what I think he is doing…

BRANDON JACOBS: DIABLO IS PERCHED…. SUPERFLY SPLASH ONTO THE THREE BAGS OF FERTILIZER ON ANARKY… OH MY! TWO OF THREE BAGS EXPLODED ON IMPACT AND BOTH MEN ARE COVERED!

VIC WATERS: The fertilized has hit the fan…

BRANDON JACOBS: Diablo crawls over and puts his hand over Anarky…. The annoyed ref goes down to make the count! 1-------------------------------------------2----------------KICKOUT!

VIC WATERS: That was a long count, the referee didn’t want to seem to get himself dirty.

BRANDON JACOBS: DIABLO THROWS THE REF DOWN IN THE FERTILIZED AND YELLS AT HIM FOR THE SLOW COUNT!

VIC WATERS: Finally a ref who works as he smells.

BRANDON JACOBS: Diablo grabs the hose… Anarky is trying to get up… HE PUTS IT ON FULL BLAST AND ANARKY IS SLIPPING AND SLIDING MUCK AND MIRE! Diablo walks over… HE PUTS THE HOSE AROUND ANARKY’S NECK AND HE TRYING TO CHOKE HIM OUT!

VIC WATERS: Diablo needs to drain whatever energy he has left out here and get the pinfall when he has the momentum.

BRANDON JACOBS: Anarky sees the garden hoe on the ground… Anarky uses what strength he still has to move himself towards the hoe… ANARKY REACHES OUT HIS FOOT AND STEPS ON THE END SENDING THE STICK PART UP IN THE AIR! Anarky grabs the garden hoe and rams it stick first into Diablo throat!

VIC WATERS: Anarky was very lucky he was where he was.

BRANDON JACOBS: Anarky kicks Diablo in the stomach…. CHAOS BREAKER! Anarky nailed him with his finisher!

VIC WATERS: The soiled referee is up and awaiting to count…

BRANDON JACOBS: WAIT A SECOND, ANARKY ISN’T DONE YET! Anarky is going to the back of the shed and he has an unfinished tombstone…. ANARKY PLACES THE TOMBSTONE ON THE CHEST OF DIABLO! Now Anarky is walking over and he grabs another bag of fertilized and he puts it on top of the tombstone…. What is Anarky doing?

VIC WATERS: I have no idea.

BRANDON JACOBS: ANARKY IS CLIMBING UP THE LADDER…. ANARKY IS TOP THE TOP….

VIC WATERS: He is going to kill Diablo if he hits this!

BRANDON JACOBS: ANARKY FLIES OFF AND NAILS THE FLYING ELBOW DROP DRIVING THE TOMBSTONE INTO THE FACE OF ULTIMO DIABLO! Anarky pushes the fertilizer and tombstone off and makes the cover! 1------------------------------2-----------------------------3!

VIC WATERS: ANARKY DID IT!

BRANDON JACOBS: The ref rings the school bell and raises Anarky’s hand in victory. What a hell of debut for Anarky. This was a really messy, violent brawl and these two men really went all out.

VIC WATERS: Diablo almost had Anarky, if it wasn’t for that damn referee, he would have beaten him.

BRANDON JACOBS: Both men will live to fight another day, I don’t think this war is over yet. Okay folks, after we get back from this commercial break, Scotty Michaels will defend the WFW North American Title against Richard Gideon and Felix Red…. STAY TUNED!

 

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