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WFW Road To Glory: So Cal Rumble (Main Event)

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JONATHAN MARX: This just in, in a strange event not seen through the pearly gates in quite some time, a citizen of heaven by the name of Owen Hart has just had his wallet stolen. We will update you as we receive further information.

VIC WATERS: Sounds like a guy after my own heart.

BRANDON JACOBS: Life like wrestling is filled with peaks and valleys and we have to be appreciative of every moment we have.

JONATHAN MARX: Tonight someone has an opportunity to make one of those special moments by winning the So Cal Rumble and moving on to the main event of the Superbowl of Wrestling.

VIC WATERS: Last year, Manson edged out Copycat for the shot at Alex Wylde after LOVE interfered and he went on to win the WFW World Heavyweight Title and Copycat had to battle to get back facing off against President Edmunds and LOVE even get that title shot.

BRANDON JACOBS: So much of how far a wrestler will go tonight was determined earlier tonight when the 13 participates in the match drew their numbers to determine at which three minute interval they will enter, the person who draws lucky number thirteen will have a thirty nine minute advantage if number one is still even in the match by the time he gets out there.

JONATHAN MARX: 36 minutes, one and two come out right after each other. People always make a big deal about who was number one but number two always has it just as bad without being the Christ figure of being number one.

VIC WATERS: Speaking of Christ figures, what number was Manson last year?

JONATHAN MARX: Number three, Copycat who came in second after the screwjob from hell came in fifth, ironically, there were thirteen people in that Rumble as well….. Manson, Gideon, Copycat, Michaels, Tact, Anarky, Diablo, Felix Red, El Arco Iris, Pulsar, Wells, Mike McGee, and Iron Lion.

BRANDON JACOBS: Anarky is the champ, Copycat went on to win the World heavyweight Title and is in the World Title match at the Superbowl of Wrestling along with Manson, El Arco Iris is the North American Champ, Jared Wells has been the BAD World Heavyweight Champion since last year’s Superbowl of Wrestling, and Felix Red is the WFW President.

VIC WATERS: All in all, most of those guys last year proved themselves and went on to bigger and better things.

JONATHAN MARX: That is what the So Cal Rumble is about. It is about separating the men from the boys.

BRANDON JACOBS: Who do you think is going to win this year?

JONATHAN MARX: This match could go a lot of different ways. Part of me would love to see John Doe win it all tonight and prove that he belongs on the big stage with Anarky, Manson, and Copycat but that will be no easy task.

VIC WATERS: Doe has taken too many bumps to the head, but he has a lot of heart.

JONATHAN MARX: Then there is Jean Rabesque, Steve Johnson, Adam Benjamin, and Larry Tact… four men who personify wrestling at its best more than anyone in this sport. I’d be pleased as punch if anyone one of those four walked out as the winner.

VIC WATERS: You and your love for technical wrestling, I’d give my left nut tonight if Felix Red and his high flying style won it all.

JONATHAN MARX: You just like him because he is as high as you are drunk.

VIC WATERS: Felix Red made his bones wrestling the best of the best here in WFW and put himself on the map and he has been showing how truly great he is rolling through the competition in the NFW North.

JONATHAN MARX: Felix Red came awfully close to dethroning Manson during his title run but Manson just had enough to hold on to win. I thought then as I thought now that if and when Felix Red gets that opportunity to go for the gold, this time he is going to bring it home.

BRANDON JACOBS: Personally, I think the two men who have the best chance in the Rumble tonight are Cameron Cruise and Joey Melton. They could easily draw two numbers relatively close together and then work as a team to eliminate the competition one by one being the best tag team in all of wrestling.

JONATHAN MARX: While Cruise and Melton have shown they have their differences out of the ring, when they are in the ring, they put all of that aside for the common good because they want to win and they know what is at stake.

VIC WATERS: Another group which could do really well tonight and might surprise some people are Rocko Daymon, the Unnamed Bastard, and Hacker. They aren’t necessarily technical wrestlers or high flyers, but they can fight with the best of them and that is what Rumbles matches are all about. Fighting until you don’t have anything left and Daymon in particular is a tough SOB.

JONATHAN MARX: Daymon definitely has gold in his future, whether it is the WFW World Heavyweight Title or the title Wells has held for over a year and a half now.

BRANDON JACOBS: Guys, we can speculate on who we think is going to win all night, but there is only one way to find out the answer, LET’S SEND THIS ONE TO RINGSIDE AND BEGIN THE ROAD TO GLORY!

RING ANNOUNCER: WELCOME EVERYONE TO WORLD’S FINEST WRESTLING ACTION LIVE FROM DISNEYLAND! THE WINNER OF TONIGHT’S CONTEST WILL CHALLENGE FOR THE WFW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE AT THE SUPERBOWL OF WRESTLING! PARTICIPANTS WILL COME OUT EVERY THREE MINUTES UNTIL ALL THIRTEEN MEN HAVE MADE THEIR ENTRANCE! THE ONLY WAY TO ELIMINATED IS TO GO OVER THE TOP ROPE AND HAVE BOTH FEET TOUCH THE FLOOR! LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

BRANDON JACOBS: I wonder who the first man will be!

(CUEUP: ""Karma" by Diffuser)

RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing first, the man who drew number one, the former New Era World Heavyweight Champion, from New York, New York….. LARRY TACT!

::Larry Tact walks down to the ring to a large pop from the crowd and the crowd begins chanting “Larry, Larry” as he enters::

JONATHAN MARX: Larry Tact just came back to wrestling after a several month absence after losing the World Title in NEW at WFW Great Expectations. If anyone in this match has both the toughness and endurance to last to the end, it is Larry Tact.

BRANDON JACOBS: Lets see who drew number two…

(CUEUP: ‘Shapes of Things’ by the Jeff Healy Band… the fans explode when Jean Rabesque steps through the curtain.)

RING ANNOUNCER: And now, the man who drew number two, from Montreal, Quebec, Canada …. He is the current New ERA World Champion … JEAAAAAAAAAN RABBBBBBBBBBESSSSSSQUUUUUUUUEEEE!!!

(Rabesque walks briskly to the ring as fans try to touch him as he walks by.)

JONATHAN MARX: It is point leader of the NFW South and the man who beat Larry Tact for the NEW World Heavyweight title!

VIC WATERS: This is getting good!
*bell rings*

BRANDON JACOBS: LARRY TACT CHARGES RABESQUE AS HE ENTERS THROUGH THE ROPES AND CHOPS HIM HARD ACROSS THE CHEST!

JONATHAN MARX: Oooh man!

BRANDON JACOBS: Rabesque shoots the crowd a look as he gets the other leg in the ring….. RABESQUE WINDS HIS ARM BACK AND HE CHOPS LARRY TACT ACROSS THE CHEST AND TACT WINCES IN PAIN!

VIC WATERS: These two are laying into each other.

BRANDON JACOBS: NOW TACT AND RABESQUE ARE TRADING HARD CHOPS BACK AND FORTH AND EACH MAN IS STANDING THEIR GROUND AND TAKING THEM!

JONATHAN MARX: Tact seems like he is getting out some pent up aggression.

BRANDON JACOBS: Rabesque is daring him again to hit with another chop…. TACT BACKS UP AND HE CHARGES RABESQUE… AND TAKES RABESQUE BY SURPRISE RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!

JONATHAN MARX: Rabesque fell down to one knee with that shot and he is looking a little bit woozy.

BRANDON JACOBS: Tact takes this opportunity and he has locked Rabesque in an abdominal stretch.

VIC WATERS: Tact is trying to wear down Rabesque’ endurance by working over his midsection. If it hurts when you breathe, you aren’t going to be able to last all that long.

BRANDON JACOBS: RABESQUE IS TRYING TO REACH FOR THE ROPES BUT HE IS JUST A BIT TOO FAR AWAY TO GRAB THEM….. TACT PULLS HIM BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND HE PICKS RABESQUE UP AND HE HITS HIM WITH A SIDE SLAM!

JONATHAN MARX: Tact better not wear himself down too much by focusing on one person. This match is a marathon, not a sprint.

VIC WATERS: That is great in theory Jonathan, but that is the man who cost him the NEW World Heavyweight Title. He can’t forget that, as much as he wants to.

BRANDON JACOBS: Tact goes to pick up Rabesque… RABESQUE YANKS HIM BY THE HAIR AND PULLS TACT THROUGH THE ROPES AND HE CRASHES OUT TO THE FLOOR!

JONATHAN MARX: Thankfully for Tact he didn’t go over the top rope or Rabesque would have just eliminated him.

VIC WATERS: He is damn lucky.

BRANDON JACOBS: An angry Tact grabs his back and he pounds his hands on the mat and he rolls back into the ring…..TACT GRABS RABESQUE BY THE HAIR AND PULLS HIM TO THE CENTER OF THE RING… TACT LOCKS HIM IN THE SKYLOCK INVERTED STF!

JONATHAN MARX: We are at the 2:50 mark, It looks like it is time for a third participant!

CROWD: TEN! NINE! EIGHT! SEVEN! SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!

VIC WATERS: Who is it?

JONATHAN MARX: Last year, the winner of the So Cal Rumble Michael Manson drew number three, will number three win it again this year?

BRANDON JACOBS: IT IS FELIX RED!

VIC WATER: Poor Felix Red, last year he had number twelve.

BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red is leisurely walking down to the ring, watching Tact torture Rabesque.

JONATHAN MARX: There were some rumors before Tact left that he was going to be the next member of LOVE. This could easily be a two on one against Rabesque for the next three minutes.

BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red FINALLY enters the ring and Larry Tact lets go of his hold on Rabesque.

JONATHAN MARX: Tact doesn’t know what to expect from Felix Red, he could have come over and dropped a twisting legdrop on his head.

BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red extends his hand to Larry Tact… THE FANS ARE TELLING HIM NOT TO DO IT…. But Larry Tact extends his hand … FELIX RED GRABS IT AND HE GOES FOR A SPINNING HEEL KICK BUT LARRY TACT DUCKS!

VIC WATERS: Felix Red almost kicked Larry’s head right off his head!

JONATHAN MARX: Tact was take an awful gamble there that he was quicker than Felix Red’s feet.

BRANDON JACOBS: LARRY TACT STILL HOLDING ON TO FELIX, LOCKS ON AN ARMBAR ON FELIX RED!

JONATHAN MARX: Thankfully that isn’t the arm that he broke in the plane crash.

BRANDON JACOBS: A dazed Rabesque is getting back up…. He looks over at Tact and Felix Red… AND GRABS FELIX RED’S OTHER ARM AND HE LOCKS ON AN ARMBAR ON THE OTHER ARM!

JONATHAN MARX: Simultaneous armbars!

BRANDON JACOBS: Tact and Rabesque are trying to stretch Felix Red like a piece of taffy!

JONATHAN MARX: While most of Felix Red’s offense comes from his legs, he needs his arms to steady himself on the ropes and holding the guy to deliver the Ecstasy of the Agony.

VIC WATERS: Felix Red needs to becareful, both Tact and Rabesque are deceptively strong man, they could easily pull one of Felix’s arms out of his sockets.

BRANDON JACOBS: FELIX RED SPITS IN THE EYE OF LARRY TACT AND LARRY TACT LETS GO OF THE ARMBAR TO WIPE THE SPIT OUT OF EYE!

JONATHAN MARX: There is no call for that!

BRANDON JACOBS: LARRY TACT CHARGES FELIX RED WITH A CLOTHESLINE…. FELIX RED DUCKS AND TACT NAILS RABESQUE INSTEAD BREAKING UP THE ARMBAR AND SENDING RABESQUE CRASHING DOWN TO THE MAT!

VIC WATERS: Tact did not intend to do that.

BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red charges Tact…. TACT KICKS FELIX RED RIGHT IN THE STOMACH AND HE GOES FOR THE GO BEHIND….. HE LOCKS HIS ARM AROUND FELIX RED’S WAIST FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX…. FELIX RED STARTS FLARING VICIOUS ELBOWS BACK TOWARDS THE FACE OF TACT BUT HE DUCKS!

VIC WATERS: Felix Red needs to ugly Tact up. Show some of that Manson viciousness.

BRANDON JACOBS: A dazes Rabesque is getting back up and he looks furious at Tact…. RABESQUE WAISTLOCKS LARRY TACT FROM BEHIND WHO IS HOLDING ONTO FELIX RED…...

VIC WATERS: What the hell is Rabesque doing?!

JONATHAN MARX: He can’t be doing what I think he is doing. Oh my god..… HE IS!

BRANDON JACOBS: RABESQUE MUSCLES BOTH FELIX RED AND LARRY TACT TO THE MAT WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX AND THEY CRASH DOWN TO THE MAT!

VIC WATERS: We are at the 2:50 mark, it is time for our fourth competition.

CROWD: TEN! NINE! EIGHT! SEVEN! SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!

JONATHAN MARX: Lets see who it is…

BRANDON JACOBS: IT IS STEVE JOHNSON! Rabesque’s partner in the World Tag Tournament!

JONATHAN MARX: It looks like Tact and Felix Red will have to team up just to counter these two.

BRANDON JACOBS: Steve Johnson comes in and he automatically starts going after Larry Tact! He is laying the boots into him on the ground!

JONATHAN MARX: Even though we’ve had a lot of wrestling in this match already, battle royals are not usually about that… they usually involve a lot of punching and kicking and beating the snot out of each other.

VIC WATERS: I’m sure we will see more of that as the match goes on the ring begins to fill up.

BRANDON JACOBS: Steve Johnson picks Tact up off the ground and hooks the arms…. DOUBLE ARM DDT RIGHT INTO THE MAT!

JONATHAN MARX: Rabesque is telling Johnson they should use this opportunity to give Larry Tact the old heave ho…

BRANDON JACOBS: RABESQUE AND JOHNSON GRABS TACT BY THE HAIR AND THEY ARE LEADING TACT OVER TO THE ROPES! Rabesque is trying to lift Larry Tact to get him over the top as Johnson is holding him so he can’t get away.

VIC WATERS: Felix Red whether he wants to align with Tact or not should go and help because if he doesn’t, they are going to come after him next.

BRANDON JACOBS: TACT LOOKS LIKE HE IS ABOUT TO GO OVER…. TACT GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE BUT HE GRABS THE TOP ROPE BEFORE HE FALLS TO THE GROUND AND GETS HIS FOOTING ON THE APRON!

VIC WATERS: All they have to do is knock Tact off the apron and he is eliminated because he already went over the top rope.

BRANDON JACOBS: JOHNSON AND RABESQUE AND TAKING TURNS LAYING INTO TACT WITH EUROPEAN UPPERCUTS AND TACT IS BARELY HOLDING ON!

VIC WATERS: Tact isn’t going to last long at this rate.

BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red gets up off the mat… HE SEES JOHNSON IS DISTRACTED AND COMES FROM BEHIND AND HITS JOHNSON WITH A SPINNING BACK KICK TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AND JOHNSON FALLS DOWN TO THE CORNER!

JONATHAN MARX: That may have knocked Johnson unconscious.

BRANDON JACOBS: Rabesque turns his attention to Felix Red…. TACT KICKS HIM THROUGH THE ROPES AND DOUBLES HIM OVER! Tact reaches through the ropes and grabs him by the tights…. HE LIFTS HIM UP OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A STALLING VERTICAL SUPLEX WHILE STANDING ON THE APRON! Felix Red goes to work on Johnson in the corner!

VIC WATERS: These two better becareful, both guys could fall of the apron to the floor and they would both be eliminated.

JONATHAN MARX: Tact can’t fall backward with him, but he can drop him down to the ground below.

VIC WATERS: There are mats around ringside to cover up the cement here at Disneyland, but those mats really aren’t all that thick. Whenever someone goes over the top rope tonight, it is going to hurt.

BRANDON JACOBS: TACT HAS HIM UP IN THE AIR AND ALL THE BLOOD IS RUSHING TO RABESQUE’S HEAD… RABESQUE BREAKS LOSES AND HE FALLS AND LANDS KNEES FIRST ON THE STEEL STAIRS!
VIC WATERS: Rabesque is grabbing his knee, he looks like he is hurt.

JONATHAN MARX: The steel stairs are still in play, unless someone’s feet touch the ground, they are still in the match.

BRANDON JACOBS: TACT CLIMBS DOWN OFF THE APRON AND HE IS REPEATEDLY KICKING RABESQUE IN THE HEAD TRYING TO KNOCK HIM OFF THE STAIRS ON TO THE FLOOR!

JONATHAN MARX: Rabesque is as tough as they come, he isn’t going to be eliminated without a fight.

BRANDON JACOBS: RABESQUE GRABS THE LEG OF TACT AND HE IS TRYING TO PULL HIM OFF THE STAIRS BUT TACT GRABS ONTO THE RING POLE TO KEEP HIM FROM BEING PULLED OFF!

JONATHAN MARX: Both men came close to being eliminated right there.

BRANDON JACOBS: TACT PULLS HIS LEG AWAY FROM RABESQUE AND TACT IS GOING BACK INTO THE RING! He is inviting Rabesque to come back in for another row and Rabesque gets up off the stairs and steps through the ropes back into the ring. THIS CROWD IS ON ITS FEET CHEERING BOTH MEN! Felix Red is coming over and he wants piece of these two men as well…

VIC WATERS: These two men are simply obsessed with each other. Wait a second, the time limit is set to expire…. Lets see who number five is!

CROWD: TEN! NINE! EIGHT! SEVEN! SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!

BRANDON JACOBS: IT IS RODERICK MCRATRICK!

JONATHAN MARX: Both Rabesque and Johnson are in the ring, he can take his pick between either man if he wants to get his revenge for what happened in the first round of the WFW World Tag Tournament.

VIC WATERS: McRatrick is the famed master of the testicular claw!

BRANDON JACOBS: A battered and bruised Johnson is waiting in the ring for McRatrick to step into the ring…. MCRATRICK SPRINTS TOWARDS THE RING AND SLIDES UNDER THE ROPES AND JOHNSON ATTACKS!

JONATHAN MARX: Steve Johnson isn’t even going to give him a chance to strike.

BRANDON JACOBS: JOHNSON IS POUNDING ON MCRATRICK’S BACK WITH DOUBLE AXE HANDLES TRYING TO KEEP HIM DOWN ON THE MAT! McRatrick crawls towards Johnson… NUTSHOT ON JOHNSON!

JONATHAN MARX: If this was a regulation match, McRatrick would have been disqualified.

BRANDON JACOBS: Johnson is bent over in pain and McRatrick is getting up…. HE REACHES UP IN THE AIR AND SIGNALS FOR THE TESTICULAR CLAW AND HE LOCKS IT ON AND JOHNSON IS SCREAMING!

VIC WATERS: Wait a second, the countdown is beginning again… a bit prematurely.

CROWD: TEN! NINE! EIGHT! SEVEN! SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!

BRANDON JACOBS: OH MY GOD! IT IS BEAU MICHAELS!

VIC WATERS: What is he doing here?!

BRANDON JACOBS: BEAU MICHAELS SPRINTS DOWN TO THE RING!

JONATHAN MARX: I have no idea what he is doing here, he isn’t even in World’s Finest and Cameron Cruise is no where in sight.

VIC WATERS: Wherever there is a Johnson in distress, Beau Michaels is there.

BRANDON JACOBS: BEAU MICHAELS TAPS MCRATRICK ON THE SHOULDER… HE TURNS AROUND WITH THE CLAW STILL APPLIED ON JOHNSON….. BEAU MICHAELS LOCKS IN THE TESTICULAR CLAW ON MCRATRICK AND HE IS YANKING IT REPEATED TRYING TO FINISH OFF MCRATRICK!

JONATHAN MARX: GOOD LORD!

VIC WATERS: I think we have a new king of the testicular claw!

BRANDON JACOBS: MCRATRICK LETS GO OF JOHNSON AND HE IS PLEADING FOR ANYONE TO HELP HIM OUT! Wait a second, Felix Red runs to the corner and he starts climbing up to the top rope… BEAU MICHAELS LETS GO OF MCPATRICK AND GOES TO THE CORNER AFTER FELIX!

JONATHAN MARX: Beau Michaels is one of Felix Red’s main competitors in NFW Japan.

BRANDON JACOBS: BEAU MICHAELS CATCHES FELIX RED AND HE JERKS HIM OFF…. THE TOP ROPE AND FELIX RED CRASHES DOWN ON THE MAT!

JONATHAN MARX: Beau saw him coming.

BRANDON JACOBS: LARRY TACT COMES UP FROM BEHIND ON A SHAKEN MCRATRICK AND GRABS HIM BY THE HAIR AND DUMPS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!

RING ANNOUNCER: MCRATRICK HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

JONATHAN MARX: We have the first man of the night eliminated!

BRANDON JACOBS: Beau Michaels is now coming after Felix Red and Felix Red is crawling away….. JOHNSON BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND CLOCKS BEAU MICHAELS WITH A STIFF SHOT TO THE HEAD AND BEAU MICHAELS GOES UP AND OVER THE TOP ROPE!

VIC WATERS: Beau’s weakness has always been a stiff Johnson.

RING ANNOUNCER: BEAU MICHAELS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

BRANDON JACOBS: Rabesque, Tact, Johnson, and Felix Red remain with seven more participants yet to enter.

VIC WATERS: We are about to get down to six left as the clock is ready to expire yet again!

CROWD: TEN! NINE! EIGHT! SEVEN! SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!

BRANDON JACOBS: IT IS ADAM BENJAMIN!

JONATHAN MARX: The face of British Wrestling!

BRANDON JACOBS: Adam Benjamin is slowly walking down to the ring, in the mean time, Rabesque and Felix Red are duking it out and Tact is squaring off with Johnson.

JONATHAN MARX: Tact would like nothing better than to knock around Johnson who has been learning a lot as Rabesque’ partner in the tag league.

VIC WATERS: Wrestling is the kind of sport where you pick up things just by hanging around people and seeing how they do things and learning the tricks of the trade.

JONATHAN MARX: Rabesque is the greatest technical wrestler in the history of our sport and when he does eventually take off the boots, it will be a sad day for this sport.

BRANDON JACOBS: BENJAMIN IMMEDIATELY COMES IN AND HE JOINS TACT AND JOHNSON FACING OFF IN THE CORNER! Meanwhile, Rabesque and Felix Red are trading chops back and forth…. AND RABESQUE IS PUSHING FELIX RED BACK TOWARDS THE ROPES!

VIC WATERS: Felix Red has taken a lot abuse tonight, but he is tough and he has found a way to keep himself in this thing.

BRANDON JACOBS: RABESQUE KICKS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION AND HE PICKS UP A DOUBLE OVER FELIX RED…. HE LIFTS HIM UP IN THE AIR AND HE HITS HIM WITH THE PILEDRIVER!

JONATHAN MARX: That can’t be good for your neck.

BRANDON JACOBS: Rabesque picks Felix Red up off the mat…. AND HE HURLS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE BUT FELIX RED SOMEHOW MANAGES TO GRAB THE TOP ROPE WITH BOTH ARMS ON THE WAY OUT AND HE IS DANGLING OUTSIDE OF THE RING WITH HIS FEET A GOOD FOOT AND A HALF AWAY FROM THE FLOOR!

JONATHAN MARX: Rabesque needs to pound on him so he’ll let go of those damn ropes and fall down to the ground.

BRANDON JACOBS: RABESQUE REACHES OVER THE TOP ROPE AND HE NAILING FELIX RED WITH UPPER CUTS TO THE HEAD BUT FELIX RED IS SOMEHOW MANAGING TO HOLD ON…. WAIT A SECOND, FELIX RED MUSCLES HIS BODY BACK UP AND HE LOCKS IN A HEAD SCISSORS AROUND THE HEAD OF RABESQUE WHILE HOLDING ON TO THE TOP ROPE FOR DEAR LIFE WITH BOTH HANDS!

JONATHAN MARX: This could go either way, one man could fall out or both men could, but Felix Red has nothing to lose in this position right now

BRANDON JACOBS: TACT IS TELLING BENJAMIN TO KEEP JOHNSON BUSY AND HE SNEAKS UP BEHIND RABESQUE…. TACT GRABS THE LEGS OF RABESQUE AND LIFTS HIM UP AND FELIX RED HEAD SCISSORS RABESQUE OVER THE TOP AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR!

RING ANNOUNCER: JEAN RABESQUE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

JONATHAN MARX: Rabesque may have been eliminated, but it took both Felix Red and Larry Tact to do it.
VIC WATERS: Rabesque put up a hell of a showing.

BRANDON JACOBS: Larry Tact helps Felix Red back into the ring…. THEN HE PUNCHES HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE AND FELIX RED FALLS DOWN TO THE MAT!

JONATHAN MARX: Tact seems a bit upset about not being the one to eliminate Rabesque on his own.

VIC WATERS: It doesn’t matter how many people you eliminate, who you eliminate, or if you only eliminate one person, this is about getting a chance to win the WFW World Heavyweight at the biggest wrestling show of the year.

JONATHAN MARX: That is a very good point, but a lot of egos are involved and that is hard to just shut off simply because it is logical.

BRANDON JACOBS: We are down to Tact, Felix Red, Steve Johnson, and Adam Benjamin with six people left to enter and ten eliminations left to go…. BENJAMIN HITS JOHNSON WITH A HEADS AND ARM SUPLEX AND JOHNSON LOOKS LIKE HE IS DEAD!

JONATHAN MARX: That is scary move to take, if you land wrong, it really is near death.

BRANDON JACOBS: BENJAMIN IS CALLING FOR JOHNSON TO GET UP BUT HE LOOKS OUT OF IT…. BUT JOHNSON IS TRYING TO GET UP…. BENJAMIN CHARGES WITH THE SHINNING WIZARD BUT JOHNSON CATCHES HIM AND DROPS HIM DOWN ON HIS KNEE!

VIC WATERS: Ouch, that is a good way to blow out a knee.

JONATHAN MARX: Steve Johnson may have his BAD World Heavyweight Title shot secure, but imagine if he could win this match, he could be going for both the WFW and BAD World Heavyweight Titles and the WFW World Tag straps on the same night.

VIC WATERS: Johnson has a lot of potential. He is going to go far in this business, if he stops hanging out with mister good two shoes Rabesque and stops caring about what the fans think of him.

BRANDON JACOBS: Johnson grabs the leg of Benjamin and he pulling him to the center of the ring… HE ANNOUNCES THIS IS FOR RABESQUE AND HE LOCKS ON THE FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK!

JONATHAN MARX: With that blown knee, Benjamin is going to be able to take much of this.
VIC WATERS: European wrestlers aren’t pansies like American wrestlers though. They beat the crap out of each other and come back asking for more.

BRANDON JACOBS: BENJAMIN IS TRYING TO REACH FOR THE ROPES BUT JOHNSON HAS HIM DEAD CENTER IN THE RING! While he can’t get the submission, he can make his legs weak enough so it will be easy to eliminate when the time is right.

VIC WATERS: It looks like the time limit is about to expire yet again and it is time for our eighth participant.

JONATHAN MARX: We are more than half way through now, actually, we were on our last entrée but simply failed to mention it.

CROWD: TEN! NINE! EIGHT! SEVEN! SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!

BRANDON JACOBS: IT IS CAMERON CRUISE!

JONATHAN MARX: I bet he is glad Beau Michaels is no where around now.

VIC WATERS: Becareful what you say, he could always come back.

JONATHAN MARX: Good point.

BRANDON JACOBS: Cameron Cruise comes down to the ring and slides under the bottom….. AND HE IMMEDIATELY COMES IN AND DROPS THE KNEE RIGHT ON THE HEAD OF JOHNSON TO BREAK UP THE FIGURE FOUR!

JONATHAN MARX: Cruise may want to get a few shots in on his competition coming up at the Superbowl of Wrestling in order to increase his odds of winning the World Tag straps.

BRANDON JACOBS: Benjamin is clutching his knee so it looks like unfortunately the damage has been done, Cruise picks up Johnson off the mat…. CRUISE WHIPS JOHNSON OFF OF THE ROPES…. FRANKEN’N’CRUISE!

JONATHAN MARX: I love that move.

BRANDON JACOBS: Cruise grabs Johnson by the hair and he leading him over to the ropes…. JOHNSON ELBOWS CRUISE RIGHT INTO THE RIBS AND CRUISE IS HAVING SOME TROUBLE CATCHING HIS BREATH!

JONATHAN MARX: He caught Cruise off guard.

VIC WATERS: Cruise gets easily distracted sometimes, like by shinny things.

BRANDON JACOBS: JOHNSON HOOKS THE LEG AND SYNCHS THE ARMS OF CRUISE FROM BEHIND AND LOCKS ON THE FULL NELSON….. HE HITS CRUISE WITH THE FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME FULL NELSON FRONT RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!

JONATHAN MARX: All Johnson has to do now is throw him over the top rope.

VIC WATERS: Wait a second, the time limit is about to expire again and it is time for our ninth participant..

CROWD: TEN! NINE! EIGHT! SEVEN! SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!

BRANDON JACOBS: IT IS JOHN DOE!

JONATHAN MARX: My partner and a co-founder of DREDD, hopefully my boy Doe can put this one away. He has the late drawing to do it.

VIC WATERS: Doe is tenacious, but sometimes I think he has taken one too many shots to the head.

JONATHAN MARX: Head shots build character.

VIC WATERS: And brain damage…

JONATHAN MARX: But we love him anyway…

BRANDON JACOBS: DOE COMES DOWN TO THE RING, ENTERS THROUGH THE ROPES AND HE DIVES AND CLIPS ADAM BENJAMIN FROM BEHIND RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE KNEE AND HE IS STANDING OVER HIM LAUGHING! John Doe locks on the camel clutch on to Benjamin!

VIC WATERS; Blown knees aren’t funny.

JONATHAN MARX: No, they are not, but you have to take advantage of anything you can to win.

BRANDON JACOBS: Meanwhile over in the corner, Felix Red has Larry Tact locked in a rear naked choke and it looks like he is trying to employ some martial arts submissions in order to sap the strength out of Larry Tact.

JONATHAN MARX: Larry Tact drew number one and has been in this match for over thirty minutes now.

VIC WATERS: Felix Red isn’t much better off himself, he drew number three so he is only three minutes fresher than Tact is.

JONATHAN MARX: Good point.

BRANDON JACOBS: TACT REACHES BACK AND HE IS TRYING TO GOUGE OUT THE EYES OF FELIX RED…. HE GETS A THUMB IN THE EYE OF FELIX RED AND FELIX RED BREAKS THE HOLD!

JONATHAN MARX: A good thumb to the eye will serve most problems.

VIC WATERS: It seems like these two have been fighting forever already.

BRANDON JACOBS: A tired Tact uses the ropes to get up and he staggers out of the corner…. FELIX RED STARTS CLIMBING THE TOP TURNBUCKLE TO THE TOP ROPE…. HE PERCHES ON THE TOP AND HE FLIES OFF WITH A MOONSAULT AND HITS LARRY TACT WITH A DDT!

JONATHAN MARX: He caught him dead on with that move. I don’t know how much left Larry Tact has left.

VIC WATERS: His head went into the mat with such force, I wouldn’t be shocked if he got a concussion from it. A human head isn’t suppose to bounce off the mat like that.

BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red bounces off the ropes…. HE HITS TWISTING LEGDROP RIGHT ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!

JONATHAN MARX: We could be moments away from another elimination.

VIC WATERS: Tact, Felix Red, Steve Johnson, Cameron Cruise, John Doe, and Adam Benjamin are all still in this with four still yet to come out.

BRANDON JAOCBS: Meanwhile over in the corner, Johnson has Cruise in the corner lying on the ropes and he is trying to eliminate him but Cruise is grabbing on to the ropes and is refusing to go over.

VIC WATERS: Number ten is coming up!

CROWD: TEN! NINE! EIGHT! SEVEN! SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!

BRANDON JACOBS: IT IS THE UNNAMED BASTARD!

JONATHAN MARX: This guy knows how to raise some hell.

BRANDON JACOBS: The Unnamed Bastard steps over the top rope…. DOE BREAKS THE CAMEL CLUTCH ON BENJAMIN AND HE GOES TO CONFRONT THE UNNAMED BASTARD… UNNAMED BASTARD GRABS HIM BY THE THROAT AND DRIVES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A CHOKE SLAM!

JONATHAN MARX: Doe landed hard on the back of his head.

BRANDON JACOBS: Johnson comes over to confront the Unnamed Bastard… UNNAMED BASTARD KICKS JOHNSON IN THE CHEST AND HE POWER BOMBS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!

VIC WATERS: This monster of a man is reeking havoc!

JONATHAN MARX: While it may seem unwise to charge a man as big as Unnamed Bastard, he is the freshest man in the match and they want to take something out of him so he doesn’t win it all.

BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red comes over to help…. FELIX RED GOES FOR A SPINNING HEEL KICK BUT UNNAMED BASTARD CATCHES HIS HEEL BEFORE HE IS GOING TO STRIKE AND HE IS TAUNTING FELIX RED!

JONATHAN MARX: Wait a second, Doe is going to the corner and up to the top rope!

BRANDON JACOBS: DOE PERCHES ON THE TOP AND HE HITS UNNAMED BASTARD IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD TO A MISSILE DROPKICK AND UNNAMED BASTARD GOES DOWN!

JONATHAN MARX: Thank god someone finally took him down.

BRANDON JACOBS: Doe picks up Unnamed Bastard off the mat… DOE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND HE CLOBBERS HIM WITH THE AMNESIA ATTACK!

JONATHAN MARX: Unnamed Bastard is ripe to be eliminated.

BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red grabs the unconscious Unnamed Bastard…. AND HE THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!

RING ANNOUNCER: UNNAMED BASTARD HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

JONATHAN MARX: Doe doesn’t look happy at Felix Red at all for throwing Unnamed Bastard over the top when he was the one who clobbered him.

VIC WATERS: He should just be happy the bastard is gone.

JONATHAN MARX: That is what we usually say when you are gone.

VIC WATERS: HEY!

JONATHAN MARX: We are down to Felix Red, Larry Tact, John Doe, Adam Benjamin, Cameron Cruise, and Steve Johnson with four people already eliminated and three more left to go.

BRANDON JACOBS: DOE AND FELIX RED ARE EXCHANGING PUNCHES BACK AND FORTH! Adam Benjamin is getting the advantage of Larry Tact…. BENJAMIN CHARGES TACT AND HE NAILS HIM WITH THE SHINING WIZARD AND TACT GOES UP AND OVER THE TOP ROPE….. Benjamin turns around to go to help Felix Red with Doe… WAIT A SECOND, TACT FELL OVER THE TOP ROPE BUT HE LANDED ON THE APRON ON THE WAY DOWN AND ROLLED BACK INTO THE RING!

JONATHAN MARX: Thank god.

BRANDON JACOBS: BENJAMIN COMES OVER AND HE SMASHES DOE WITH A EUROPEAN UPPER CUT AND HELPS FELIX RED GAIN THE ADVANTAGE! Felix Red hooks the arms of Doe from behind…. BENJAMIN BACKS UP AND HE CHARGES DOE AND GOES FOR ANOTHER SHINNING WIZARD…. NO! DOE DUCKS AND FELIX RED IS CLOBBERED AND FELIX RED FALLS BACKWARDS AND GETS HIS ARMS TANGLED IN THE TOP TWO ROPES AS HE WAS GOING OVER THE TOP!

JONATHAN MARX: I’ve never seen that happen before.

VIC WATERS: It just shows if you live long enough, you see everything.

JONATHAN MARX: The clock is set to expire again…

CROWD: TEN! NINE! EIGHT! SEVEN! SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!

BRANDON JACOBS: IT IS NUMBER ELEVEN JOEY MELTON!

JONATHAN MARX: Last year, he refereed Wylde vs. Manson, this time he has a chance to be competing for the WFW World Heavyweight Title.

BRANDON JACOBS: Johnson is working over Cruise in the corner…. HERE COMES MELTON IN TO THE RING AND HE ATTACKS JOHNSON FROM BEHIND! HE IS RIPPING INTO JOHNSON WITH KNIFE EDGE CHOPS RIGHT TO THE CHEST!

JONATHAN MARX: Melton may be 41, but when you are on the other side of those chops, it certainly doesn’t feel like it.

BRANDON JACOBS: MELTON WHIPS HIM INTO THE ROPES AND JOHNSON GOES IN CHEST FIRST AND BOUNCES BACK….. MELTON HITS STEVE JOHNSON A BULLDOG!

VIC WATERS: If Melton & Cruise can put aside their differences and work as a team in the Rumble, they can narrow down the field and then go after each other.

JONATHAN MARX: When you look back at the history of WFW, alliances have been behind the success of many of our world champions from Shawn Hart’s C.O.C.K.S.to Anarky’s LOVE.

BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red is flaring his legs, trying to break his arms free from the ropes but he is stuck! CAMERON CRUISE PICKS JOHNSON OFF OF THE GROUND AND THE CAMERON CRUISE PROJECT TAKE TURNS DELIVERING RIGHT HANDS RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF STEVE JOHNSON!

JONATHAN MARX: Steve Johnson could really use his partner Rabesque right now.

BRANDON JACOBS: Wait a second, HERE COMES BENJAMIN FROM BEHIND AND HE ATTACKS AND LEVELS CRUISE!

JONATHAN MARX: Benjamin came really close to eliminating both Larry Tact and Felix Red earlier and it is only pure luck that both men are still in this match.

VIC WATERS: The shinning wizard will do you in everytime or almost every time.

BRANDON JACOBS: MELTON RUNS IN AND HE KICKS BENJAMIN RIGHT IN THE STOMACH….. HE HITS HIM WITH A DDT! Cruise is getting up off his knees and back on to his feet…. MELTON WHIPS BENJAMIN OFF THE ROPES AND STARTLED CRUISE GRABS BENJAMIN AND HE HITS HIM WITH A REALITY CHECK!

VIC WATERS: Who better…

JONATHAN MARX: Benjamin looks out of it.

BRANDON JACOBS: CRUISE GRABS BENJAMIN BY THE HAIR AND HE THROWS HIM GOES TO THROW HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE BUT BENJAMIN GRABS THE ROPES AND REFUSES TO GO OVER!

JONATHAN MARX: Benjamin is one feisty Brit.

VIC WATERS: Benjamin knows this Rumble is his chance to make his mark.

BRANDON JACOBS: BENJAMIN ELBOWS CRUISE RIGHT IN THE CHEST DOUBLING HIM OVER! Melton steps in…. HE KICKS BENJAMIN IN THE MIDSECTION AND HE GRABS HIM BY THE TIGHTS AND BOUNCES HIM OFF THE ROPES WITH A SLINGSHOT TO GET HIM IN THE AIR… AND THEN DUMPS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE DOWN TO THE FLOOR!

RING ANNOUNCER: ADAM BENJAMIN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

JONATHAN MARX: Benjamin held his own again the greatest tag team currently in the business, but in the end, he couldn’t over come the two on one deficit.

VIC WATERS: Benjamin had a really strong showing tonight. I know he impressed me.

JONATHAN MARX: The clock is set to expire again…

CROWD: TEN! NINE! EIGHT! SEVEN! SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!

BRANDON JACOBS: IT IS HACKER!

JONATHAN MARX: We are down to Felix Red, Larry Tact, John Doe, Cameron Cruise, Joey Melton, Steve Johnson, and Hacker with four people already eliminated and only one person left to be announced.

BRANDON JACOBS: CRUISE AND MELTON ARE GOING BACK TO WORK ON STEVE JOHNSON! Doe is releasing Felix Red from the ropes and he is trying to eliminate him in the corner. Hacker is coming over to help.

JONATHAN MARX: As much as Doe would like to keep him tied up in the ropes all night so Felix Red can’t be a factor, he has to undo him in order to eliminate him.

VIC WATERS: Larry Tact is just sitting in the corner, watching this all unfold, catching his breath.

BRANDON JACOBS: STEVE JOHNSON IS TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF IT….. JOHNSON WHIPS CRUISE OFF OF THE ROPES…. HE HITS HIM WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Melton charges Steve Johnson… JOHNSON KICKS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION WITH A DOUBLE ARM DDT!

JONATHAN MARX: Johnson is cleaning house.

BRANDON JACOBS: He better save some of this for Jared Wells and the World Tag match because he is going to need it.

JONATHAN MARX: Johnson is still young enough that he recovers quicker than normal than the average wrestler and he has amazing stamina.

BRANDON JACOBS: Johnson is calling Larry Tact for help him finish off the Cameron Cruise Project…. Tact walks over to help…. HE CLOCKS JOHNSON RIGHT IN THE JAW WITH THE POINT BLANK SUPERKICK AND HE THROWS HIM DOWN TO THE CAMERON CRUISE PROJECT TO FINISH OFF!

JONATHAN MARX: I guess Tact’s hatred for Rabesque even extends down to his partner. While I love Tact, painting Johnson by that same brush is pretty unfair.

VIC WATERS: All is fair in love and war.

BRANDON JACOBS: Melton picks up a barely conscious Johnson….. HE HITS HIM WITH A BRAINBUSTER DRIVING HIS HEAD INTO THE MAT! Cruise picks him up by the hair and hurls him over the top rope….. JOHNSON HOLDS ON BY ONE HAND AND HE IS DANGLING OVER THE SIDE AND HIS FEET ARE CLOSE TO TOUCHING!

VIC WATERS: Cruise needs to do something to get rid of him.

BRANDON JACOBS: CRUISE BITES THE HAND OF JOHNSON AND JOHNSON FALLS DOWN ON THE GROUND!

RING ANNOUNCER: STEVE JOHNSON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

JONATHAN MARX: Steve Johnson is yelling indignantly at Cruise for biting his hand and is cursing him out.

VIC WATERS: He picked up quite a vocabulary at Ohio State University.

BRANDON JACOBS: Doe leaves Hacker to beat on Felix Red and he comes over…. AND HE ATTACKS BOTH CRUISE AND MELTON FROM BEHIND!

JONATHAN MARX: This is so not a bright idea.

BRANDON JACOBS: MELTON REACHES UP AND RAKES DOE IN THE EYES AND THEN HE GRABS THE ARMS OF DOE AND HOLDS THEM BACK! Cruise is going to the top rope…

VIC WATERS: Doe isn’t going to be able to survive this, he has already taken one shot to the head too many..



BRANDON JACOBS: CRUISE FLIES OFF THE TOP WITH THE MISSILE DROP KICK BUT JOHNSON GRABS THE LEG OF DOE AND PULLS HIM OUT OF MELTON”S GRIP AND CRUISE ACCIDENTLY HITS THE DROPKICK ON MELTON AND HE GOES UP AND OVER THE TOP ROPE!

RING ANNOUNCER: JOEY MELTON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

BRANDON JACOBS: AN IRRITATED CRUISE YELLS DOWN AT JOHNSON….. CRUISE TURNS AROUND AND DOE COMES OFF THE ROPES WITH AN AMNESIA ATTACK AND CRUISE GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR!

RING ANNOUNCER: CAMERON CRUISE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

JONATHAN MARX: Steve Johnson has had his revenge, this should be a lot of bad blood between the Cameron Cruise Project and the team of Rabesque & Steve Johnson at the PPV.

BRANDON JACOBS: Security is coming out here to keep the Cameron Cruise Project from going after Johnson… Johnson is taking off through the crowd with a smirk on his face.

VIC WATERS: That young lad shows promise.

JONATHAN MARX: We are down to Felix Red, Larry Tact, John Doe, and Hacker and the clock is set to expire and we will find out who lucky number thirteen is…

VIC WATERS: There is only one guy left, we know who it is.

CROWD: TEN! NINE! EIGHT! SEVEN! SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!

BRANDON JACOBS: IT IS ROCKO DAYMON!

JONATHAN MARX: Daymon has a history with both Doe and Hacker, things should get interesting really fast.

VIC WATERS: Rocko Daymon packs a hell of a punch too.

BRANDON JACOBS: Tact and Felix Red are facing off in the corner. Hacker comes over confront Daymon….. DAYMON CHARGES AND HE HITS HACKER WITH A SPEAR! He mounts Hacker and he starts punching away with closed fists right to the head!

JONATHAN MARX: Shades of Rat Fink!

VIC WATERS: I miss that old devil.
BRANDON JACOBS: Doe comes up from behind on Daymon…. HE LOCKS ON A WAISTLOCK ON DAYMON AND HE PULLS HIM OFF HACKER….. DOE GERMAN SUPLEXES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT AND HE ROLLS BACK UP!

JONATHAN MARX: It looks like he is going for the rolling german suplex.

VIC WATERS: Shades of Gideon who is appearing at the Superbowl of Wrestling.

BRANDON JACOBS: DOE TAKES DAYMON DOWN FOR ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX AND THEN HE ROLLS BACK UP AGAIN….

JONATHAN MARX: DOE IS GOING FOR THE TRIFECTA!

BRANDON JACOBS: DOE HITS THE THIRD AND FINAL GERMAN SUPLEX!

JONATHAN MARX: Doe would like nothing better than to be the one to eliminate Daymon and those german suplexes have softened him up a bit

BRANDON JACOBS: Doe picks Daymon off the ground… HACKER COMES FROM BEHIND AND KICKS DOE IN THE BACK!

JONATHAN MARX: Good god, who does that?

BRANDON JACOBS: HACKER REACHES BACK AND HOOKS THE NECK OF DOE….. HE HITS THE NECK BREAKER ON DOE!

VIC WATERS: That is a good way to snap someone’s neck, although with Doe it might be an improvement.

BRANDON JACOBS: Hacker grabs the hair of Doe and Daymon and he is leading them over to the ropes… he puts both Doe and Daymon’s head on the second ropes….. HACKER BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND HE HITS BOTH MEN WITH THE FINAL NIGHTMARE 619!

JONATHAN MARX: Hacker could get to the final three if he can eliminate Doe & Daymon right here and now before they can regain their senses.

BRANDON JACOBS: Hacker is standing over both men, trashing talking them both… waiting for one of them to get up….. WAIT A SECOND, OVER IN THE CORNER FELIX RED JUST LEVELED LARRY TACT WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK! Felix Red comes up from behind on Hacker who doesn’t see him….. ECSTASY TO AGONY ON HACKER!

VIC WATERS: Hacker just took his eye off the corner for a second because he thought Felix Red and Tact were consumed fight with each other on the other side of the ring.

JONATHAN MARX: In a Rumble, you need to have eyes in back of your head.

BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red lifts Hacker up by the hair… AND HE THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!

RING ANNOUNCER: HACKER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

JONATHAN MARX: The Ecstasy to Agony has taken out some of the biggest stars in this business and poor Hacker simply found himself on the wrong end of it.

BRANDON JACOBS: We are down to the final four, Felix Red, Larry Tact, Rocko Daymon, and John Doe… one of these men will walk out with the opportunity to headline the Superbowl of Wrestling in a shot for the WFW World Heavyweight Title!

JONATHAN MARX: Anyone of these four men could walk out with the shot. Tact is a master technician, Felix Red is the greatest high flyer of our generation, Doe is the 2005 version of Doc Silver, he takes a licking and keeps on ticking, and Rocko is one of the best fighers in wrestling today and not only that, he is the freshest of all four men.

VIC WATERS: I’m pulling for Felix Red. I want to see a member of LOVE put up the title against another member of LOVE so if Anarky does wind up losing it, it stays in the family.

JONATHAN MARX: LOVE reminds me more of the Manson family than the Brady Bunch.

BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red picks Rocko Daymon up off the mat…. ROCKO DAYMON REARS BACK AND HE CLOBBERS FELIX RED WITH THE HAND OF GOD DISCUS PUNCH!

JONATHAN MARX: He throws the greatest discus punch I’ve seen since Shawn Hart was champ.

BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red falls down to one knee…. ROCKO DAYMON HOOKS THE ARMS OF FELIX RED AND HE HITS HIM WITH A DOUBLE ARM DDT!

JONATHAN MARX: Felix Red drew number three, he running at fumes at this point and if Rocko continues to assault him at full strength, Felix Red isn’t going to last much longer.

BRANDON JACOBS: Doe is getting back up… Daymon picks up Felix Red and he sets him on the top turnbuckle…. DAYMON IS CLIMBING THE ROPES UP TO THE ROPE AND HE GRABS THE TIGHTS OF FELIX RED…. BUT FELIX RED BLOCKS IT BY HOOKING HIS FEET UNDER THE TURNBUCKLE!

VIC WATERS: COME ON FELIX!

BRANDON JACOBS: Doe climbs up on the side of the turnbuckle and HE STARTS KICKING AWAY AT THE LEGS OF ROCKO DAYMON! Rocko Daymon turns towards Doe and he swings wildly with a chop but Doe manages to stay out of the way….. FELIX RED USES THE DISTRACTION TO HIT ROCKO FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WITH AN ENZUIGIRI AND ROCKO TUMBLES OFF OF THE TURNBUCKLE AND OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR! Felix Red falls down to the mat and he is grabbing his hip.

JONATHAN MARX: OH MY GOD!

VIC WATERS: In all my years announcing, I’ve never seen that before.

RING ANNOUNCER: ROCKO DAYMON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

BRANDON JACOBS: We are down to three, Larry Tact, Felix Red, and John Doe, one of these men will walk out of this match with the title shot.

JONATHAN MARX: Doe is now the freshest man in this match having come into the match at number nine.

VIC WATERS: It is freaking miracle that they were able to get Rocko out. Thankfully Doe was able to distract him long enough for Felix Red to hit him bust out one of those kicks which he made so famous. I swear, he is the reincarnation of Bruce f’n Lee.

BRANDON JACOBS: A rested Tact is coming over and he is looking to strike. Doe looks over at Tact and they exchange glances and look down at the injured Felix Red.

JONATHAN MARX: Felix Red is the slightly less worn down guy between him and Tact so teaming up with Tact would help both of them, especially since Tact has been trying to eliminate Felix Red all night and visa versa and neither man has been successful.

VIC WATERS: It is like a game of pool, you have to wait for your chance to take your shot and when you get it, you have to make sure you sink it because you never know if you’ll get another chance again.

JONATHAN MARX: And the former NEW World Heavyweight Champion Larry Tact knows how to sink them… I’ve seen that first hand.

BRANDON JACOBS: LARRY TACT PICKS UP FELIX RED AND HE HITS HIM WITH A SIDE SLAM AND FELIX RED CRASHES DOWN AGAIN ON THE BAD SIDE OF HIS HIP!

JONATHAN MARX: Tact is making sure that Felix Red can’t use his legs again in this match. We all saw what happened to Rocko Daymon and Tact certainly doesn’t want to see that happen to him.

BRANDON JACOBS: Tact grabs the leg and he pulls him away from the ropes…. DOE CLIMBS UP TO THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE AND HE CRASHES DOWN ON THE HIP OF FELIX RED WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP AND FELIX RED IS WRITHING IN PAIN!

JONATHAN MARX: I don’t know how much more of this Felix Red can take!

BRANDON JACOBS: Tact grabs Felix Red…. HE LOCKS ON THE TACTFUL SURRENDER MODIFIED BOW AND ARROW LOCK AND HE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THAT INJURED HIP OF FELIX!

VIC WATERS: The only way to win this match is to throw your opponent over the top rope. Even if Felix Red wanted to give up, he can’t. Tact is doing this to take the last remaining energy out of Felix Red before he attempts to eliminate him.

JONATHAN MARX: It appears to be working.

BRANDON JACOBS: DOE IS GOING TO THE CORNER AND HE CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE…. HE FLIES OFF AND HE HITS FELIX RED WITH A SENTON BOMB WHILE HE IS STILL LOCKED IN THE BOW AND ARROW AND FELIX RED CONVULSES IN PAIN AS HE CONNECTS!

JONATHAN MARX: I think they have proven their point, enough is enough, Dump him over the top and end his misery already.

BRANDON JACOBS: Tact lets go of the hold and he and Doe lead Felix Red over to the ropes…. FELIX RED GOUGES THE EYES OF DOE AND TACT CHARGES FELIX…. FELIX RED GRABS THE HEAD OF DOE AND HE RAMS IT RIGHT INTO TACTS AND TACT FALLS DOWN TO THE GROUND AND IS BUSTED OPEN!

JONATHAN MARX: Felix Red can’t use himself as a weapon, so he is using Doe against Tact.

VIC WATERS: That move will make LOVE proud even if he doesn’t win here tonight but he will.

BRANDON JACOBS: Doe is dazed and confused, he is trying to wipe the blood from his head…. FELIX RED LOCKS ON A FRONT FACE LOCK AND HITS HIM WITH A TORNADO DDT!

JONATHAN MARX: Felix Red landed on his other hip when he landed down on the mat. He is clearly favoring one side over the other.

VIC WATERS: He has to with all the pain he is in right now.

BRANDON JACOSB: FELIX RED GRABS JOHN DOE BY THE HAIR AND HE THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE…. DOE REACHES TO GRAB THE ROPES AS HE GOES OVER BUT THE BLOOD ON HIS HAND CAUSES HIM TO LOSE HIS GRIP AND HE FALLS DOWN ON THE GROUND BELOW!

RING ANNOUNCER: JOHN DOE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

JONATHAN MARX: It wasn’t even his blood either. Doe will be back to get these two another day. You can count on it.

VIC WATERS: Even though he lost, Doe was the heart of this Rumble and his work ethic here tonight should be a model for everyone in WFW.

JONATHAN MARX: That is what makes him the tops in my book.

BRANDON JACOBS: We are now down to Larry Tact and Felix Red… one of these men are going to the Superbowl of Wrestling for a title shot at Anarky.

JONATHAN MARX: Larry Tact had that strap match with Anarky that he barely lost before he left WFW several months back. This would be his chance for redemption.

BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red picks up Larry Tact and Tacts eyes look like they are fully glazed over… FELIX RED SPITS IN LARRY TACT’S FACE AND TELLS HIM HE HAS ONE LAST KICK LEFT IN HIM!

JONATHAN MARX: Felix Red is going to try to end this with his bread and butter.

VIC WATERS: Felix Red has plenty of time to rest between now and the Superbowl, it is all or nothing time right now.

BRANDON JACOBS: FELIX RED GOES FOR THE SPINNING BACK KICK BUT LARRY TACT DUCKS AND HE CATCHES THE LEG AND PICKS UP FELIX RED AND DUMPS OVER TOP ROPE! Larry Tact drops down to his knees… HE HAS DONE IT! HE CAME IN NUMBER ONE AND HE LEFT THE WAY HE ENTERED!

CROWD: LARRY! LARRY! LARRY! LARRY!

RING ANNOUNCER: FELIX RED HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND THE MAN WHO WILL GET THE TITLE SHOT AT ANARKY….. LARRY TACT!

(CUEUP: "Karma" by Diffuser)

BRANDON JACOBS: The fans at ringside are throwing their hats into the ring in appreciation of what they have seen tonight and Larry Tact is standing in the middle of the ring with his hands raised.

JONATHAN MARX: I’ve never felt more glad for anyone than what Larry Tact pulled off here tonight. If there is a man who truly deserves this honor, it is him.

BRANDON JACOBS: Folks, we appreciate you joining us at Disneyland for WFW Road To Glory, we will be back next with the biggest event of the calendar year in the sport today, the Superbowl of Wrestling! Scotty Michaels, Richard Gideon, BP Lightning, and Minion will all return for one night, Felix Red will face off with the returning Alex Wylde for the right to referee the main event, Jared Wells will put up the BAD World Heavyweight Title which he has held for over a year against Steve Johnson with special referee DC Stratton, The WFW World Tag Titles will be decided when Psycho & Noble Sheik, Rabesque & Steve Johnson, The Original Showstoppers, and The Cameron Cruise Project collide to determine who will be the first ever tag champions, El Arco Iris will defend the WFW North American Title in a double steel cage match with the new WFW head referee Shawn Hart calling the action against Dan Ryan, Psycho, and Sean Edmunds with Lindsay Troy, Pat Gordon, Sherri, and the person of Psycho’s choice in the outer cage to maintain order, Anarky will defend the WFW World Heavyweight Title in a four way Falls Count Anywhere match between him, Copycat, Manson, and Larry Tact! All of this and much, much more, we will see you in Foxboro for the Superbowl of Wrestling, goodnight everyone!

 

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