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BRANDON JACOBS: Well, up next we have what promises to be a very interesting match, as the flamboyant Luster goes up against the all-business Christopher McMillan.
VIC WATERS: Yawn. A goof who’s obsessed with his own junk and another goof with a thing for dogs. If anything, I’m hoping McMillan can knock some sense into that creep Luster. Honestly! Who wants to see a grown man dance around in shiny trunks?!?
BRANDON JACOBS: Well, there’s no saying he doesn’t help garner the female demographic. We go ringside for the introductions.
::Cue up: “Funk Town” by Disco Fever::
RING ANNOUNCER: The following match is scheduled for one fall. On his way to the ring now, from Atlanta, Georgia, standing at 6’6” and weighing in at 250 pounds, he is the master of style, LUSTER!
::Luster comes down to the ring with boos from the males and cat calls from the females::
VIC WATERS: He should have to have a license to dance around like he does while wearing sparkly clothing.
BRANDON JACOBS: Says here he does in 5 states.
::Cue up: “Hair of The Dog” by Nazareth::
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, standing at 5’8” and weighing 190 pounds, “The Wolf” Chris McMillan!
BRANDON JACOBS: McMillan coming to the ring with a purpose , poised for action as he always is.
VIC WATERS: how can you not want to just beat the living hell out of some like Luster? Look at him! Just…look at him!
::Bell rings::
BRANDON JACOBS: And this match is off to a start as both men circle around each other looking for openings. McMillan charges in with a collar and elbow tie-up. Luster with the strength advantage forces McMillan into the corner, and Luster lays in chops to McMillan’s chest.
VIC WATERS: Look at Luster pulverize McMillan! You can’t beat a stud like Luster!
BRANDON JACOBS: And Luster—wait, WHAT? You were just saying how you wanted McMillan to beat up Luster badly, and now you’re cheering him on?
VIC WATERS: Well, I, uh, just forgot how BIG Luster is! You always bet on the hosses!
BRANDON JACOBS: And as I deal more with Vic’s flawed logic Luster has driven some more chops into McMillan. He goes for another, but is met with a stiff elbow from The Wolf! McMillan whips Luster to the ropes, and as he bounces off hits Luster with a spinning leg lariat! What a shot to the face! McMillan covers…1, Luster gets the shoulder up before two.
VIC WATERS: That insect McMillan is gonna have to put in more effort than that to topple the giant that is Luster.
BRANDON JACOBS: No doubting that the 6’6” Luster is a large man, but McMillan has had his share of victories over larger opponents. McMillan goes to pick Luster up after the leg lariat to the face, and thumb to the eyes from Luster! And as McMillan is reeling in pain, luster takes his fingers and rakes McMillan’s back! The referee warns Luster, and Luster ignores as Luster hooks McMillan from behind and hits him with a back drop.
VIC WATERS: You think a so-called Wolf would be a little more alert than that. He’s gotta keep his guard up when fighting a guy as dirty as Luster.
BRANDON JACOBS: Luster gets up, gets behind McMillan as he hooks him in a reverse chin lock! Luster is really wrenching at the neck and jaw of McMillan. The referee asks McMillan is he submits, and McMillan refuses. Luster lets go of the chin lock and then dropkicks the back of McMillan!
VIC WATERS: Smart wrestling here from Luster as he knows a rough-and-tumble guy like McMillan won’t easily submit, so he works over the back and neck area and then will really crush him with that Funk And Wagnell of his.
BRANDON JACOBS: McMillan is a little slow to get up, and Luster whips him to the ropes, and bounces off himself, but McMillan hits him with a neck breaker! McMillan covers. 1, 2, Luster gets up at 2. Both men are back up, and McMillan charges Luster, who answers with an arm drag! Luster covers! 1, 2, Mcmillan gets up at 2 as well! McMillan is back up and as Luster closes in he answers with an arm drag of his own! Luster is back up, and both men are circling again.
VIC WATERS: Impressive chain wrestling there, both wrestlers are really tenacious, but I hardly think The Wolf will be able to hold out much longer with Luster’s power and size advantage.
BRANDON JACOBS: Nobody told McMillan that as he rushes in and attacks Luster with a fury of rights and lefts! Luster is reeling, but not down yet. Luster is on the ropes! McMillan runs and bounces off the far ropes and sends Luster out of the ring with a flying forearm! As Luster struggles to get up, McMillan flies down upon him with a corkscrew plancha! Amazing agility from The Wolf!
VIC WATERS: It looks cool, but come on. Are you really bothered when a fly lands on your head?
BRANDON JACOBS: Oh, just be quiet now. McMillan picks up Luster on the outside, and tries to throw him back in the ring, but Luster hits him with a LOW BLOW! And the ref didn’t see it! Luster whips McMillan RIGHT INTO THE STEEL RING POST! McMillan is feeling it right in his back and neck!
VIC WATERS: I told you, Luster is just too powerful to be kept down by the likes of McMillan!
BRANDON JACOBS: I’ve never seen any other man get so hot and bothered over 10 inches. Luster rolls McMillan back in the ring and covers. 1, 2, 2 and ¾ as McMillan gets the shoulder up! Luster is starting to show a little frustration here. Luster picks up McMillan, and places his head between his legs! He’s going for the Funk And Wagnell now!
VIC WATERS: As sickening as it is, it looks like we’re going to see him drop the package…
BRANDON JACOBS: Not just yet, as McMillan tosses him over with a back body drop! Luster is dazed and as he gets up McMillan hits him with a superkick! This is amazing!
VIC WATERS: What, WHAT? No way, this isn’t happening. Luster is playing possum.
BRANDON JACOBS: Kick to the midsection from McMillan! He gets the underhooks…DEAD DRIVER! That is one dead possum, Vic! McMillan covers! 1, 2, 3!
::Bell rings::
RING ANNOUNCERS: Ladies and gentleman, your winner, “The Wolf” Chris McMillan!
VIC WATERS: Yes! See, I told you, McMillan would beat the crap out of Luster all along! But no, you wouldn’t listen! Pay up.
BRANDON JACOBS: Pay what? I didn’t bet anything.
VIC WATERS: I don’t care, I deserve money for being right.
BRANDON JACOBS: Didn’t I tell you to be quiet a while ago? We’ll be back after this break folks.
VIC WATERS: Yawn. A goof who’s obsessed with his own junk and another goof with a thing for dogs. If anything, I’m hoping McMillan can knock some sense into that creep Luster. Honestly! Who wants to see a grown man dance around in shiny trunks?!?
BRANDON JACOBS: Well, there’s no saying he doesn’t help garner the female demographic. We go ringside for the introductions.
::Cue up: “Funk Town” by Disco Fever::
RING ANNOUNCER: The following match is scheduled for one fall. On his way to the ring now, from Atlanta, Georgia, standing at 6’6” and weighing in at 250 pounds, he is the master of style, LUSTER!
::Luster comes down to the ring with boos from the males and cat calls from the females::
VIC WATERS: He should have to have a license to dance around like he does while wearing sparkly clothing.
BRANDON JACOBS: Says here he does in 5 states.
::Cue up: “Hair of The Dog” by Nazareth::
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, standing at 5’8” and weighing 190 pounds, “The Wolf” Chris McMillan!
BRANDON JACOBS: McMillan coming to the ring with a purpose , poised for action as he always is.
VIC WATERS: how can you not want to just beat the living hell out of some like Luster? Look at him! Just…look at him!
::Bell rings::
BRANDON JACOBS: And this match is off to a start as both men circle around each other looking for openings. McMillan charges in with a collar and elbow tie-up. Luster with the strength advantage forces McMillan into the corner, and Luster lays in chops to McMillan’s chest.
VIC WATERS: Look at Luster pulverize McMillan! You can’t beat a stud like Luster!
BRANDON JACOBS: And Luster—wait, WHAT? You were just saying how you wanted McMillan to beat up Luster badly, and now you’re cheering him on?
VIC WATERS: Well, I, uh, just forgot how BIG Luster is! You always bet on the hosses!
BRANDON JACOBS: And as I deal more with Vic’s flawed logic Luster has driven some more chops into McMillan. He goes for another, but is met with a stiff elbow from The Wolf! McMillan whips Luster to the ropes, and as he bounces off hits Luster with a spinning leg lariat! What a shot to the face! McMillan covers…1, Luster gets the shoulder up before two.
VIC WATERS: That insect McMillan is gonna have to put in more effort than that to topple the giant that is Luster.
BRANDON JACOBS: No doubting that the 6’6” Luster is a large man, but McMillan has had his share of victories over larger opponents. McMillan goes to pick Luster up after the leg lariat to the face, and thumb to the eyes from Luster! And as McMillan is reeling in pain, luster takes his fingers and rakes McMillan’s back! The referee warns Luster, and Luster ignores as Luster hooks McMillan from behind and hits him with a back drop.
VIC WATERS: You think a so-called Wolf would be a little more alert than that. He’s gotta keep his guard up when fighting a guy as dirty as Luster.
BRANDON JACOBS: Luster gets up, gets behind McMillan as he hooks him in a reverse chin lock! Luster is really wrenching at the neck and jaw of McMillan. The referee asks McMillan is he submits, and McMillan refuses. Luster lets go of the chin lock and then dropkicks the back of McMillan!
VIC WATERS: Smart wrestling here from Luster as he knows a rough-and-tumble guy like McMillan won’t easily submit, so he works over the back and neck area and then will really crush him with that Funk And Wagnell of his.
BRANDON JACOBS: McMillan is a little slow to get up, and Luster whips him to the ropes, and bounces off himself, but McMillan hits him with a neck breaker! McMillan covers. 1, 2, Luster gets up at 2. Both men are back up, and McMillan charges Luster, who answers with an arm drag! Luster covers! 1, 2, Mcmillan gets up at 2 as well! McMillan is back up and as Luster closes in he answers with an arm drag of his own! Luster is back up, and both men are circling again.
VIC WATERS: Impressive chain wrestling there, both wrestlers are really tenacious, but I hardly think The Wolf will be able to hold out much longer with Luster’s power and size advantage.
BRANDON JACOBS: Nobody told McMillan that as he rushes in and attacks Luster with a fury of rights and lefts! Luster is reeling, but not down yet. Luster is on the ropes! McMillan runs and bounces off the far ropes and sends Luster out of the ring with a flying forearm! As Luster struggles to get up, McMillan flies down upon him with a corkscrew plancha! Amazing agility from The Wolf!
VIC WATERS: It looks cool, but come on. Are you really bothered when a fly lands on your head?
BRANDON JACOBS: Oh, just be quiet now. McMillan picks up Luster on the outside, and tries to throw him back in the ring, but Luster hits him with a LOW BLOW! And the ref didn’t see it! Luster whips McMillan RIGHT INTO THE STEEL RING POST! McMillan is feeling it right in his back and neck!
VIC WATERS: I told you, Luster is just too powerful to be kept down by the likes of McMillan!
BRANDON JACOBS: I’ve never seen any other man get so hot and bothered over 10 inches. Luster rolls McMillan back in the ring and covers. 1, 2, 2 and ¾ as McMillan gets the shoulder up! Luster is starting to show a little frustration here. Luster picks up McMillan, and places his head between his legs! He’s going for the Funk And Wagnell now!
VIC WATERS: As sickening as it is, it looks like we’re going to see him drop the package…
BRANDON JACOBS: Not just yet, as McMillan tosses him over with a back body drop! Luster is dazed and as he gets up McMillan hits him with a superkick! This is amazing!
VIC WATERS: What, WHAT? No way, this isn’t happening. Luster is playing possum.
BRANDON JACOBS: Kick to the midsection from McMillan! He gets the underhooks…DEAD DRIVER! That is one dead possum, Vic! McMillan covers! 1, 2, 3!
::Bell rings::
RING ANNOUNCERS: Ladies and gentleman, your winner, “The Wolf” Chris McMillan!
VIC WATERS: Yes! See, I told you, McMillan would beat the crap out of Luster all along! But no, you wouldn’t listen! Pay up.
BRANDON JACOBS: Pay what? I didn’t bet anything.
VIC WATERS: I don’t care, I deserve money for being right.
BRANDON JACOBS: Didn’t I tell you to be quiet a while ago? We’ll be back after this break folks.