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I shunned a voodoo witch, decapitated a black cat
[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jul-10-03 AT 08:50 PM (EST)] :
iablo is running backstage and is grabbed by Black Rose. Black Rose grabs the steak out of Diablo’s pocket and shows it to him::
DIABLO: OOOH!
BLACK ROSE: *nods his head*
::TINY RUSHES IN GRABS THE STEAK OUT OF BLACK ROSE’S FINGERS, BEARLY LEAVING HIS FINGERS AND STARTS DEVOURING IT::
:iablo composes himself and catches his wind as he looks at a very happy Tiny::
BLACK ROSE: Well Diablo, can you tell what you plan to do tonight since you chose not to wrestle Scotty Michaels tonight?
DIABLO: *chuckles* Black Rose, dear fellow…the darkness will feed tonight, be sure…
(Diablo reaches into his pants pocket, pulls out a book of matches, takes a single match and lights it. As he stares at the lit match his face again assumes a twisted sneer.)
DIABLO: …Tonight, someone WILL be thrown into the inferno that is ¡DIABLO FUEGO!
BLACK ROSE: Let’s send this one back to ringside for Jacobs & Waters.
BRANDON JACOBS: Thanks Black Rose.
VIC WATERS: It would have been a shame if Diablo would have gotten eaten tonight, Tiny is a hungry man with a big appetite.
BRANDON JACOBS: Yes, yes he is. Moving on, up next we have a Capture the Flag match between Rat Fink & Felix Red! Rat Fink will have to Capture the American flag while Felix Red will have to capture the Iraq flag. Rat Fink has promised that if he captures the American flag, he will burn it for all to see right here tonight on Scared and Stripes!
VIC WATERS: Even for Rat Fink, that is going a bit too far. Everyone here is gathered to celebrating our nation’s birthday. This crowd may kill him if he does that.
BRANDON JACOBS: Hopefully Felix Red will win and save us from that embarrassment, let’s send this one to ringside!
::Megalomaniac by KMFDM blares over the speakers::
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing first, from WCW Special Forces, one of the greatest super villains of our time, RAT FINK!!
::Rat Fink walks down to the ring with his cheesy sci fi looking robot manager to the loud boos of the crowd::
::"Lux Aeterna" by Clint Mansell and the Kronus Quartet blares over the loud speaker::
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, the man making his WFW singles debut tonight, from Nowhere, “The Boy Who Destroyed The World” Felix Red!!
*bell rings*
BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red charges Rat Fink… SPINNING HEEL KICK… DUCK BY RAT FINK! RAT FINK CLIPS HIS LEG AND HE BACKBODY DROPS FELIX RED TO THE GROUND!
VIC WATERS: Rat Fink has the best reaction time in all of wrestling. Especially after that long program with Manson where he was able to refine his skill by repeatedly frustrate Manson with his defensive wrestling.
BRANDON JACOBS: Rat Fink jumps on top of Felix Red and nails Red with a series of closed fists to the face! The ref is trying to get Rat Fink to open his hand and he begins nailing Felix Red with loud open hand slaps!
VIC WATERS: Rat Fink is a master at mind games, he is trying to get Felix Red upset so he loses focus from his game plan.
BRANDON JACOBS: Rat Fink picks Felix Red up and whips him off the ropes… FELIX RED DUCKS THE STEINER LINE! Felix Red bounces off the ropes… DROPKICK TO THE CHEST OF RAT FINK!
VIC WATERS: He caught him flush in the chest!
BRANDON JACOBS: Rat Fink gets back up again… ANOTHER DROPKICK BY FELIX RED! Rat Fink falls backwards into the corner… RAT FINK PUSHES HIMSELF TO CHARGE FELIX RED WITH A SHOULDER TACKER… LEAPFROG BY FELIX RED… INTO A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB!
VIC WATERS: He would have gone for a normal sunset flip there, but there are no pinfalls in this match. The winner has to grab the flag to win!
BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red runs over to Rat Fink’s corner to grab the Iraqi flag! Felix Red begins to climb the ropes… Rat Fink gets up and he runs over to the corner… FELIX RED DIVES OFF ONTO RAT FINK… MOONSAULT INTO A DDT! Felix Red raises up his hands and his crowd erupts! WAIT A SECOND, Fink’s Robot just jumped onto the apron!
VIC WATERS: Felix Red should go for the flag instead of going after him, this can lead to no good.
BRANDON JACOBS: FELIX RED GRABS THE ROBOT… THE ROBOT THROWS RED PEPPER IN THE EYES OF FELIX RED! Felix Red is grabbing his eyes! He looks like he is in an awful lot of pain! The ref is trying to get the robot down.
VIC WATERS: About a minute too late I would say…
BRANDON JACOBS: Rat Fink is getting up slowly and he sees the blinded Felix Red trying get the red pepper out of his eyes… RAT FINK NAILS FELIX RED WITH A STEINERLINE! Felix Red is rolling around on the mat both dazed and in agony at the same time!
VIC WATERS: Felix Red’s time is limited! There is no way he can win this now!
BRANDON JACOBS: Rat Fink picks up Felix Red… FALCON’S ARROW! Rat Fink stands over Felix Red and HE SLAPS HIM ACROSS THE FACE! Rat Fink points to the American flag… things don’t look good! Rat Fink starts walking towards the corner… WAIT, FELIX RED IS HOLDING ONTO RAT FINK! He is barely conscious but somehow he is holding on!
VIC WATERS: Felix Red knows what is at stake here, The WFW World Title is the most prestigious in all of wrestling and if he wins this match, he goes onto face the champion in only his second match in the company!
BRANDON JACOBS: Rat Fink smirks down at Felix Red and he STOMPS HIM IN THE HEAD! Felix Red refuses to let go though! Rat Fink grabs Felix Red by the hair up to his knees! Rat Fink is cursing out Felix Red right to his face…. LOW BLOW BY FELIX RED! Rat Fink falls down to his knees!
VIC WATERS: Why isn’t the ref DQ Felix Red for the blatant low blow?!
BRANDON JACOBS: The absolute only way this match can end is if either man captures the flag so it is basically no DQ. These two men can beat each other into oblivion before they pin them and it is perfectly legal.
VIC WATERS: Rat Fink isn’t looking good, he looks like he is in a great deal of pain.
BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red’s eyes are all red, but he has finally regained his vision. Felix Red nails the fallen Rat Fink with a knee to the face! Rat Fink wobbles back and forth but he doesn’t go down!
VIC WATERS: That look like the knee nailed him right under his chin! I’m shocked Rat Fink isn’t down and out right now.
BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red picks Rat Fink up… he calls for the Tornado DDT! HE PICKS HIM UP…. RAT FINK CATCHES HIM BEFORE HE CAN HIT IT AND DUMPS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR!
VIC WATERS: Rat Fink needs to make haste!
BRANDON JACOBS: THE ROBOT JUMPS ON FELIX RED’S BACK TO TRY TO KEEP HIM ON THE FLOOR! Rat Fink walks over to the side with the American flag and begins to climb the ropes… HE GETS ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP! He reaches up… HE GRABS THE AMERICAN FLAG!
RING ANNOUNCER: The winner of the match and the man who will face the WFW World Heavyweight Champion at Paradise Lost…. RAT FINK!
BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red has finally dumped the robot off his back but that damn robot has cost him the match twice now! WAIT A SECOND, RAT FINK PULLS OUT A LIGHTER AND HE IS GOING TO SET THE AMERICAN FLAG ABLAZE! FELIX RED ROLLS IN… KICK TO THE STOMACH! ECSTASY TO AGONY ON RAT FINK! This crowd erupts! Felix Red grabs the American Flag and raises it high in the air for all to see!
VIC WATERS: The Robot is helping Rat Fink to the back, when these two men meet again, there is going to be a hell of a fight.
BRANDON JACOBS: We will be back next with the tag team match between the team of Doc Silver & Gideon against Psycho & Shawn Hart with Ultimate Jeopardy rules! Stay tuned everyone!
iablo is running backstage and is grabbed by Black Rose. Black Rose grabs the steak out of Diablo’s pocket and shows it to him:: DIABLO: OOOH!
BLACK ROSE: *nods his head*
::TINY RUSHES IN GRABS THE STEAK OUT OF BLACK ROSE’S FINGERS, BEARLY LEAVING HIS FINGERS AND STARTS DEVOURING IT::
:
iablo composes himself and catches his wind as he looks at a very happy Tiny::BLACK ROSE: Well Diablo, can you tell what you plan to do tonight since you chose not to wrestle Scotty Michaels tonight?
DIABLO: *chuckles* Black Rose, dear fellow…the darkness will feed tonight, be sure…
(Diablo reaches into his pants pocket, pulls out a book of matches, takes a single match and lights it. As he stares at the lit match his face again assumes a twisted sneer.)
DIABLO: …Tonight, someone WILL be thrown into the inferno that is ¡DIABLO FUEGO!
BLACK ROSE: Let’s send this one back to ringside for Jacobs & Waters.
BRANDON JACOBS: Thanks Black Rose.
VIC WATERS: It would have been a shame if Diablo would have gotten eaten tonight, Tiny is a hungry man with a big appetite.
BRANDON JACOBS: Yes, yes he is. Moving on, up next we have a Capture the Flag match between Rat Fink & Felix Red! Rat Fink will have to Capture the American flag while Felix Red will have to capture the Iraq flag. Rat Fink has promised that if he captures the American flag, he will burn it for all to see right here tonight on Scared and Stripes!
VIC WATERS: Even for Rat Fink, that is going a bit too far. Everyone here is gathered to celebrating our nation’s birthday. This crowd may kill him if he does that.
BRANDON JACOBS: Hopefully Felix Red will win and save us from that embarrassment, let’s send this one to ringside!
::Megalomaniac by KMFDM blares over the speakers::
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing first, from WCW Special Forces, one of the greatest super villains of our time, RAT FINK!!
::Rat Fink walks down to the ring with his cheesy sci fi looking robot manager to the loud boos of the crowd::
::"Lux Aeterna" by Clint Mansell and the Kronus Quartet blares over the loud speaker::
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, the man making his WFW singles debut tonight, from Nowhere, “The Boy Who Destroyed The World” Felix Red!!
*bell rings*
BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red charges Rat Fink… SPINNING HEEL KICK… DUCK BY RAT FINK! RAT FINK CLIPS HIS LEG AND HE BACKBODY DROPS FELIX RED TO THE GROUND!
VIC WATERS: Rat Fink has the best reaction time in all of wrestling. Especially after that long program with Manson where he was able to refine his skill by repeatedly frustrate Manson with his defensive wrestling.
BRANDON JACOBS: Rat Fink jumps on top of Felix Red and nails Red with a series of closed fists to the face! The ref is trying to get Rat Fink to open his hand and he begins nailing Felix Red with loud open hand slaps!
VIC WATERS: Rat Fink is a master at mind games, he is trying to get Felix Red upset so he loses focus from his game plan.
BRANDON JACOBS: Rat Fink picks Felix Red up and whips him off the ropes… FELIX RED DUCKS THE STEINER LINE! Felix Red bounces off the ropes… DROPKICK TO THE CHEST OF RAT FINK!
VIC WATERS: He caught him flush in the chest!
BRANDON JACOBS: Rat Fink gets back up again… ANOTHER DROPKICK BY FELIX RED! Rat Fink falls backwards into the corner… RAT FINK PUSHES HIMSELF TO CHARGE FELIX RED WITH A SHOULDER TACKER… LEAPFROG BY FELIX RED… INTO A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB!
VIC WATERS: He would have gone for a normal sunset flip there, but there are no pinfalls in this match. The winner has to grab the flag to win!
BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red runs over to Rat Fink’s corner to grab the Iraqi flag! Felix Red begins to climb the ropes… Rat Fink gets up and he runs over to the corner… FELIX RED DIVES OFF ONTO RAT FINK… MOONSAULT INTO A DDT! Felix Red raises up his hands and his crowd erupts! WAIT A SECOND, Fink’s Robot just jumped onto the apron!
VIC WATERS: Felix Red should go for the flag instead of going after him, this can lead to no good.
BRANDON JACOBS: FELIX RED GRABS THE ROBOT… THE ROBOT THROWS RED PEPPER IN THE EYES OF FELIX RED! Felix Red is grabbing his eyes! He looks like he is in an awful lot of pain! The ref is trying to get the robot down.
VIC WATERS: About a minute too late I would say…
BRANDON JACOBS: Rat Fink is getting up slowly and he sees the blinded Felix Red trying get the red pepper out of his eyes… RAT FINK NAILS FELIX RED WITH A STEINERLINE! Felix Red is rolling around on the mat both dazed and in agony at the same time!
VIC WATERS: Felix Red’s time is limited! There is no way he can win this now!
BRANDON JACOBS: Rat Fink picks up Felix Red… FALCON’S ARROW! Rat Fink stands over Felix Red and HE SLAPS HIM ACROSS THE FACE! Rat Fink points to the American flag… things don’t look good! Rat Fink starts walking towards the corner… WAIT, FELIX RED IS HOLDING ONTO RAT FINK! He is barely conscious but somehow he is holding on!
VIC WATERS: Felix Red knows what is at stake here, The WFW World Title is the most prestigious in all of wrestling and if he wins this match, he goes onto face the champion in only his second match in the company!
BRANDON JACOBS: Rat Fink smirks down at Felix Red and he STOMPS HIM IN THE HEAD! Felix Red refuses to let go though! Rat Fink grabs Felix Red by the hair up to his knees! Rat Fink is cursing out Felix Red right to his face…. LOW BLOW BY FELIX RED! Rat Fink falls down to his knees!
VIC WATERS: Why isn’t the ref DQ Felix Red for the blatant low blow?!
BRANDON JACOBS: The absolute only way this match can end is if either man captures the flag so it is basically no DQ. These two men can beat each other into oblivion before they pin them and it is perfectly legal.
VIC WATERS: Rat Fink isn’t looking good, he looks like he is in a great deal of pain.
BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red’s eyes are all red, but he has finally regained his vision. Felix Red nails the fallen Rat Fink with a knee to the face! Rat Fink wobbles back and forth but he doesn’t go down!
VIC WATERS: That look like the knee nailed him right under his chin! I’m shocked Rat Fink isn’t down and out right now.
BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red picks Rat Fink up… he calls for the Tornado DDT! HE PICKS HIM UP…. RAT FINK CATCHES HIM BEFORE HE CAN HIT IT AND DUMPS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR!
VIC WATERS: Rat Fink needs to make haste!
BRANDON JACOBS: THE ROBOT JUMPS ON FELIX RED’S BACK TO TRY TO KEEP HIM ON THE FLOOR! Rat Fink walks over to the side with the American flag and begins to climb the ropes… HE GETS ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP! He reaches up… HE GRABS THE AMERICAN FLAG!
RING ANNOUNCER: The winner of the match and the man who will face the WFW World Heavyweight Champion at Paradise Lost…. RAT FINK!
BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red has finally dumped the robot off his back but that damn robot has cost him the match twice now! WAIT A SECOND, RAT FINK PULLS OUT A LIGHTER AND HE IS GOING TO SET THE AMERICAN FLAG ABLAZE! FELIX RED ROLLS IN… KICK TO THE STOMACH! ECSTASY TO AGONY ON RAT FINK! This crowd erupts! Felix Red grabs the American Flag and raises it high in the air for all to see!
VIC WATERS: The Robot is helping Rat Fink to the back, when these two men meet again, there is going to be a hell of a fight.
BRANDON JACOBS: We will be back next with the tag team match between the team of Doc Silver & Gideon against Psycho & Shawn Hart with Ultimate Jeopardy rules! Stay tuned everyone!