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BRANDON JACOBS: Welcome back, it seems like that commercial went on for a life time.
VIC WATERS: Booze isn’t cheap and neither am I..
JONATHAN MARX: God how I have missed those sweet tones coming out of your lips. You are the Great Khali of our times.
VIC WATERS: My vocal talents aren’t on par with him by I thank you for the compliment.
BRANDON JACOBS: Lets get into the wrestling, Jared Wells won the title on April 22, 2004 and we are five short days from him holding the title for three years.
JONATHAN MARX: That is mindboggling in this day and age with all the competition out there, but Jared Wells has turned back opponent after opponent in these all out wars in order to prevail.
VIC WATERS: It isn’t easy with some of the crazies we have here in WFW either who are desperate to win any gold that they can. They would sell their mother to be where Wells is today
BRANDON JACOBS: What makes this match so interesting is that while it will be held under BAD World Heavyweight Title rules, Wells has said to several people privately that this isn’t going to be some crazy brawl that gets out of control, it is just going to be some hard hitting action and he doesn’t even want to leave the ring once.
JONATHAN MARX: I don’t know, on one hand, if you can beat a wrestler like Steve Johnson at his own game, Wells can prove to the world that he can hang with one of the best technical wrestlers in our sport. On the other hand, does Wells really want to take the risk of losing the title this short of his third anniversary with the title?
VIC WATERS: Jared Wells has alls been a balls to the wall type of guy. It is all or nothing and lets face it, if it all ends tonight, Wells still has had one of the greatest if not thee great title reigns with any any belt in the WFW. All of the pressure is squarely on the shoulders of Steve Johnson. Jared Wells is the monster that needs to be slayed and Wells is even will to play by his rules. If he wins, it will make the career of Steve Johnson, if not he will has lost at his own game and he may never get a shot like this ever again.
JONATHAN MARX: Steve Johnson will get a shot again even if he loses this match because he is so damn talented, but it takes time to climb back up that ladder and every set back pushes him further and further away from the ultimate goal. Throw into the match the ultimate X factor of one of the biggest bad asses of alltime, DC Stratton being the ref and who knows what is going to happen.
VIC WATERS: I think he is going to call it down the middle, he even requested to WFW that he be treated like a normal referee and not even get an entrance.
JONATHAN MARX: I never trust anyone without alter motives.
BRANDON JACOBS: It is time to stop this chatter and for this to be decided in the ring, lets send this down to ringside and get this one underway!
(cueup: “: Won´t Back Down Tom Petty”
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing first the challenger, one of the finest technical wrestlers ever to come out of Ohio State University, standing at 6’3, two hundred and thirty pounds…. STEVE JOHNSON!
::Steve Johnson walks out to a mixed reaction from the crowd and enters the ring::
RING ANNOUNCER: AND HIS OPPONENT, THE BAD WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, FIVE DAYS AWAY FROM HIS THIRD YEAR HOLDING THE TITLE…. ONE OF THE TOUGHEST SOBS IN ALL OF WRESTLING, RAGE OF FIRE JARED WELLS!
::the crowd pops big for Jared Wells and he comes down the aisle and enters the ring, he hands the title to DC Stratton::
:C Stratton lifts the title over his head and he shows it to Steve Johnson who looks at it for a long time and the ref takes back and hangs it to the ring attendant::
BRANDON JACOBS: Jared Wells slowly and cockily walks out to the center of the ring where Steve Johnson gets right into his face and the trash talk is beginning already.
JONATHAN MARX: Jared Wells is like the last gunfighter, nobody scares him even though everyone knows he is the target.
VIC WATERS: I think Wells just mouthed to Johnson that he is never going to take his title away from him… but I think a few expletives were scattered in there as well.
JONATHAN MARX: It is Jared being Jared.
BRANDON JACOBS: JOHNSON UNLEASHED AN OPEN HANDED SLAP RIGHT TO WELLS!
VIC WATERS: My god, he just slapped the cock right out of him.
JONATHAN MARX: Wells almost went down to that one, but he grabs his cheek and he is getting into the face of Johnson now.
BRANDON JACOBS: Johnson is now smirking at Wells, WELLS STARTS UNLEASHING WITH CLOSED RIGHT HANDS FAST AND FURIOUS RIGHT TO THE FACE AND JOHNSON FALLS DOWN TO ONE KNEE!
VIC WATERS: Wells looks like he may have broken Johnson’s nose, the blood is pouring out of it.
JONATHAN MARX: Look at it, he is looking up at Wells and smirking.
VIC WATERS: I don’t know if I would do that if I was him.
BRANDON JACOBS: JOHNSON CHARGES THE LEGS OF WELLS AND HE TAKES HIM DOWN! HE GRABS THE LEGS OF WELLS AND HE STARTS KICKING AWAY WITH SOME SHOTS THAT SOUND LIKE GUNFIRE!
JONATHAN MARX: If Johnson can take out the legs of Wells, he can even this match out because most of Wells’ offense is done on his feet.
BRANDON JACOBS: Johnson grabs the leg of Wells and he trying to turn him over and is going for a half Boston crab on the leg he was working over… WELLS USES THE STRENGTH IN HIS LEGS TO PUSH HIM AWAY AND JOHNSON STUMBLES THROUGH THE ROPES TO THE FLOOR!
VIC WATERS: The legs are the biggest muscles in the human body and even someone who isn’t jacked to the gills like Wells can use that for his advantage.
BRANDON JACOBS: Johnson quickly gets up and he is calling Wells to come out and have it out with him on the floor…
JONATHAN MARX: Johnson certain does have balls to challenge Wells at his own game and I don’t know if it is good idea to trust Wells not to change his mind.
VIC WATERS: Even if he did though, Johnson is inviting him out there. It is what he wants.
BRANDON JACOBS: Wells gets up slowly on his bad leg… AND HE TELLS JOHNSON TO GET HIS ASS IN THE RING SO THEY CAN FIGHT!
JONATHAN MARX: Wells is proving to be a man of his word and that he is going to make this fight different than his others.
BRANDON JACOBS: Johnson climbs back onto the apron and Wells is giving him room to re-enter the ring… the fans are yelling at Johnson and he looks back to yell at them…. WELLS GOES FOR A SAVAGE KICK ON JOHNSON BUT JOHNSON WAS KEEPING ONE EYE ON WELLS AND HE CATCHES THE LEG BEFORE IT HITS HIM!
JONATHAN MARX: Johnson was smart to attempt it, but Johnson is still young and his reaction time is phenomenal.
BRANDON JACOBS: JOHNSON SPINS THE LEG AROUND TURNING WELLS AROUND AND JOHNSON SLINGSHOTS HIMSELF IN AND HITS WELLS WITH A BULLDOG DRIVING WELLS HEAD INTO THE MAT!
VIC WATERS: Johnson is not known for his aerial stuff, but he is quite limber when he needs to be and it throws his opponents off guard.
BRANDON JACOBS: JOHNSON IS GOING FOR A COVER! The ref goes down to count! 1---------------------------------------------------2--------------------------- WELLS KICKS OUT BEFORE THE THREE!
JONATHAN MARX: Wells still has to be warn down, but sometimes those flash pins can catch a guy off guard.
VIC WATERS: Wells is going to have to take a lot of abuse to stay down.
BRANDON JACOBS: Johnson grabs Wells and he grabs him to the center of the ring… HE LOCKS ON A FIGURE FOUR SLEEPER RIGHT AROUND THE HEAD OF WELLS!
JONATHAN MARX: This should deprive Wells of some well needed oxygen to the brain.
VIC WATERS: Well, with Wells, the use of alcohol has already killed enough brain cells to turn a chapter of MENSA into the Vince Russo fanclub.
BRANDON JACOBS: Wells is reaching up and he is trying to figure out a way out of his hold but Johnson did a really good job of getting the right ring positioning.
JONATHAN MARX: I think he may have Wells even before this match has even really had a chance to get going.
VIC WATERS: Never under estimate Jared Wells. It is the mistake that has been made by countless others, he always finds a way to prevail.
BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS IS TRYING TO WIGGLE AROUND AND SQUEEZE HIS HEAD OUT BUT JOHNSON HAS IT IN A REALLY TIGHT VICE…. WAIT A SECOND, WHAT IS WELLS DOING?!
JONATHAN MARX: It looks like he is punching himself in the head.
VIC WATERS: Maybe he is missing when he is trying to hit Johnson’s legs?
BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS HAS BUSTED HIMSELF OPEN WITH THOSE RIGHT HANDS! I have no idea what he is doing… WAIT A SECOND, WELLS IS TRYING TO ESCAPE AND THIS TIME THE BLOOD IS LOOSENING THE GRIP JOHNSON HAS ON THE HEAD OF WELLS!
JONATHAN MARX: Damn, that is like cutting off your own arm and leg in order to save your life.
VIC WATERS: Something much more important is at stake right now and that is the BAD World Heavyweight Title.
BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS ESCAPES THE HOLD AND HE STANDS UP, LIMPING ON ONE LEG STANDING OVER JOHNSON WHO HAS BLOOD ALL OVER HIS LEG AND HE HAS BOTH FISTS UP AND HE IS READY TO FIGHT!
JONATHAN MARX: My god, Steve Johnson is screwed.
BRANDON JACOBS: JARED WELLS PICKS UP JOHNSON UP OFF OF THE MAT…. HE KNEES HIM RIGHT IN THE CUT AND HE LIFTS HIM UP FOR A PILEDRIVER…. HE JUMPS UP IN THE AIR AND DRIVES HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE MAT!
JONATHAN MARX: Oh man…
VIC WATERS: Wells is up and he is threatening the bell ring…
BRANDON JACOBS: MY GOD! THE BELL RINGER JUST THREW IN THE RING BELL TO JARED WELLS! Wells picks Johnson up by the hair and he rams him HEAD FIRST INTO THE RING MAT!
VIC WATERS: What evil is Wells planning now and why do I have a feeling I’ll like it….
JONATHAN MARX: I thought Wells wanted to keep this to wrestling. He is going back on his word.
VIC WATERS: All is fair in love and war, but lets see where he goes with this.
BRANDON JACOBS: Wells is putting the ring bell right on the back of the shoulder of Johnson who is laying down face first on the mat…. JARED WELLS IS GOING UP TO THE TOP ROPE….. HE FLIES OFF THE TOP WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP DRIVING THE RING BELL RIGHT INTO THE SHOULDER OF JOHNSON AND JOHNSON SHRIEKINGS OUT IN PAIN!
JONATHAN MARX: Good god.
BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS GRABS THE ARM…. HE IS LOCKING IN THE FUJIWARA ARMBAR! WITH THE DAMAGE WELLS DID TO HIS SHOULDER, HE EITHER HAS TO GIVE UP OR HE MAY BE RISKING HIS CAREER!
JONATHAN MARX: Johnson just needs to tap and live to fight another day.
VIC WATERS: Johnson is ****ed.
BRANDON JACOBS: Johnson is too far away from the ropes right now…..
JONATHAN MARX: You can see the panic in his eyes right now.
VIC WATERS: WAIT A SECOND…
BRANDON: JOHNSON LOOKS LIKE HE IS PULLING SOMETHING OUT OF HIS TIGHTS… IT IS A FORK AND HE IS REPEATEDLY STABBING JARED WELLS IN THE LEG HE WORKED OVER EARLIER IN THE MATCH!
JONATHAN MARX: Good god, Jared Wells is becoming Steve Johnson and Steve Johnson is becoming Jared Wells.
BRANDON JACOBS: Jared Wells breaks the hold and he is grabbing his injured leg… things don’t look good, this may have to be stopped.
VIC WATERS: That isn’t the way for a near three year title reign to end.
BRANDON JACOBS: Steve Johnson grabs the ring bell and sets it on the mat… HE LIFTS JARED WELLS UP FOR THE BRAINBUSTER…. HE HITS IT AND WELLS CRASHES HEAD FIRST ON THE BELL!
VIC WATERS: Come on Wells!
BRANDON JACOBS: THE REF GOES DOWN TO COUNT! 1--------------------------------------------2------------------------------ WELLS GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
JONATHAN MARX: How the hell did he do that?
VIC WATERS: I’ve seen him do it for three year and hell if I know.
BRANDON JACOBS: A disbelieving Steve Johnson is calling for a fisherman suplex now… if he hits this, with that injured leg of Wells, this should do it! Johnson picks Wells off the mat…. WELLS HOOKS THE HEAD OF JOHNSON AND HE ROLLS UP IN A SMALL PACKAGE! THE REF GOES DOWN TO COUNT! 1------------------------------2--------------------------------------JOHNSON KICKS OUT JUST BEFORE THE THREE!
VIC WATERS: He almost had him!
BRANDON JACOBS: Steve Johnson and Jared Wells both get up at the same time… JOHNSON CHARGES BUT WELLS ELBOWS HIM RIGHT IN THE HEAD! Wells puts a front face lock on Johnson…. HE HITS THE DDT! He slowly covers Johnson again! THE REF GOES DOWN TO COUNT! 1-------------------------------------------------2----------------------------- JOHNSON SOMEHOW MANAGED TO GET HIS SHOULDER UP!
JONATHAN MARX: Wells is in two minute mode right now and is doing everything he can to pull this match out so he can get to the three year mark. Johnson has never faced anyone like Wells before.
VIC WATERS: Wells is a once in a lifetime kind of wrestler. It is doubtful that he’ll ever face anyone like him ever again if he can manage to survive this match.
BRANDON JACOBS: Johnson looks really tired, the last couple of pinfall attempts have taken a lot out of him. WELLS IS CALLING TO THE CROWD THAT HE IS GOING TO FINISH HIM OFF WITH THE RAGE BOMB BAD LEG BE DAMNED!
JONATHAN MARX: The mind is willing, but can the flesh hold up!
VIC WATERS: COME ON WELLS!
BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS PICKS UP JOHNSON UP OFF THE MAT, WELLS LEG IS BLEEDING AND HE IS WOBBLING BUT HE SEEMS TO HAVE HIM…. JOHNSON THOUGH IS FIGHTING AND WELLS IS HAVING TROUBLE KEEPING HIM UP THERE…
JONATHAN MARX: LETS GO BUCKEYES!
BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS LEG GIVES OUT AND THEY BOTH FALL DOWN TO THE MAT! It was just too much weight for Wells to support in his condition.
VIC WATERS: Some people may second guess what Wells just but in the bottom of the ninth, two out, 3-2 with the bases loaded, you go with your best pitch.
BRANDON JACOBS: JOHNSON IS GETTING UP! HE HOOKS THE INJURED LEG OF WELLS…. HE HITS HIM WITH THE FISHERMAN BUSTER!
VIC WATERS: NO! DON’T LET IT END THIS WAY!
BRANDON JACOBS: DC Stratton goes down to count! 1-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------2------------------------------------------------------------------------3! STEVE JOHNSON HAS DONE IT! HE HAS DETHRONED THE BAD WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT JARED WELLS FIVE DAYS SHORT OF A THREE YEAR WORLD TITLE REIGN!
(CUEUP: “Won´t Back Down Tom Petty”)
CROWD: JOHNSON! JOHNSON! JOHNSON!
BRANDON JACOBS: DC Stratton is walking over to Steve Johnson with the BAD World Heavyweight Title and he hands him the belt and extends his hand.
JONATHAN MARX: These two may have different styles of wrestling, but the BAD World Heavyweight Title even back to its Mr. Vicious days was always about toughness first and today Steve Johnson proved himself to be the better man.
VIC WATERS: A bloody Wells is looking on as he is trying desperately to get back up…
CROWD: JARED! JARED! JARED! JARED!
JONATHAN MARX: There are a lot of fans in tears right now, Jared Wells has come a long way since joining LOVE and winning the BAD World Heavyweight Title.
VIC WATERS: Wells is asking for the mic!
JARED WELLS: I’ll be back for my title when I have won the WFW World Heavyweight Title and then will will have a rematch to find out who is the real undisputed World Heavyweight Champion of World’s Finest Wrestling.
::Wells throws down the mic and limps off, refusing attention from the medics as the fans chant his name::
BRANDON JACOBS: WE WILL BE BACK RIGHT AFTER A SHORT COMMERCIAL BREAK! The WFW North American Champion El Arco Iris will put up his title against Dan Ryan, Psycho, and Edmunds (with Lindsay Troy, Pat Gordon, Sherri, and a person of Psycho's choice in the outer cage) with Special referee new WFW Head Referee Shawn Hart!