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I shunned a voodoo witch, decapitated a black cat
BRANDON JACOBS: Before the match begins, lets go over the rules. The only way that you can be eliminated is to go over the top rope and land with both feet touching the floor. There will be no ties. If two people land at the exact same time, the match will be restarted under the same rules until we have one winner.
VIC WATERS: Aww shucks. I was hoping to see a bunch of pissed off fans rioting in the rain, beating down the officials with their umbrellas.
BRANDON JACOBS: Our special ring announcer for the evening, Anthony Baronius, former owner of BAD, will be selecting the order of the participants in the Battle Royal tonight. Let’s send this to ringside!
::fans give Anthony Baronius a standing ovation for his work in the old BAD, a choked up AB gets choked up and bows to the crowd ::
AB: Thank you everyone, it is a pleasure to be here tonight, back in BAD’s old stompin’ grounds.
:
amian Wink comes down the aisle in a referee’s uniform and a chant of BAD KICKS ASS erupts from the WFW faithful, Damian Wink raises his first to the crowd and pounds his chest and approaches AB::
:amian Wink hugs AB and welcomes him back as the crowd gives them both a standing ovation::
AB: Our first participant who will be competing tonight’s Vox Hiberionacum Cup Royal Rumble....
From Buffalo, NY, RICHARD “THE SYSTEM” GIDEON!!!
::crowd pops::
::Remember by Disturbed wails over the loud speakers::
::Richard Gideon sprints down to the ring and enters by sliding in under the bottom rope::
AB: And his opponent for the first two minutes.... from WCW Special Forces, one of the greatest super villains of our time, RAT FINK!!
::Megalomaniac by KMFDM blares over the speakers::
::An upset Rat Fink slowly walks down to ringside, upset by his luck of the draw, and enters the ring::
BRANDON JACOBS: RAT FINK CHARGES GIDEON AND SPITS IN HIS FACE!
VIC WATERS: Rat Fink is trying to get the psychological advantage over Gideon by making him lose his cool!
BRANDON JACOBS: Gideon wipes the spit off his face and turns his head to the side in anger in order to gain his composure.... GIDEON STARTS WAILING ON RAT FINK WITH RIGHTS AND RAT FINK IS STAGGERING! GIDEON BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES.... CLOTHESLINE! RAT FINK FALLS THROUGH THE ROPES TO THE FLOOR!
VIC WATERS: That doesn’t count as an eliminated! An opponent must go over the top rope to the floor and he fell through!
BRANDON JACOBS: Gideon slips under the bottom rope and whips Rat Fink into the hard steel stairs in the corner! Rat Fink is grabbing his back! GIDEON IS GOING FOR A CHAIR!
VIC WATERS: Some role model Gideon is! A steel chair can be a weapon of mass destruction in the right hands!
BRANDON JACOBS: Rat Fink is backed up against the ring post.... GIDEON IS GOING FOR NUMBER 74! RAT FINK DUCKS AND GIDEON BENDS THE STEEL CHAIR AROUND THE STEEL RING POST!
VIC WATERS: That could have killed him!
BRANDON JACOBS: Rat Fink slips under the ropes and into the ring.... Gideon jumps onto the apron and tries to re-enter... RAT FINK NAILS GIDEON WITH A STEINERLINE BEFORE HE COULD GET INTO THE RING! Gideon crashes down onto the floor! RAT FINK SPITS ON GIDEON AGAIN!
VIC WATERS: Look at Gideon’s eyes, he is livid at Rat Fink. Rat Fink has totally possessed Gideon’s mind by taking shortcuts left and right. I’m loving this.
BRANDON JACOBS: Rat Fink backs up to allow Gideon to re-enter.... Gideon cautiously tries to get up to re-enter.... RAT FINK CHARGES GIDEON AND DROPS KICKS HIS RIGHT LEG FROM UNDERNEATH HIM! GIDEON CRASHES FACE FIRST INTO THE APRON ON HIS WAY DOWN TO THE FLOOR! Gideon has been busted open!
VIC WATERS: Gideon is rubbing the blood from his forehead onto his heads and realizes he has been busted open. GIDEON JUST GRABBED AN UMBRELLA WITH A POINTY TIP FROM OLD LADY!
BRANDON JACOBS: Gideon with umbrella in hand is keeping Rat Fink at bay... HE FINALLY RE-ENTERS THE RING! RAT FINK LUNGES AND GRABS THE UMBRELLA AND GIDEON AND RAT FINK ARE FIGHTING FOR IT!
VIC WATERS: What a bizarre twist of events, it just shows how much these two men want to compete for the WFW World Heavyweight Title!
BRANDON JACOBS: GIDEON KNEES RAT FINK IN THE GROIN AND HAS CONTROL OF THE UMBRELLA! HE IS BEATING RAT FINK DOWN TO THE MAT WITH REPEATED STRIKES TO THE BACK!
VIC WATERS: If someone doesn’t save Rat Fink soon, the favorite in the match could be eliminated quickly.
BRANDON JACOBS: The clock is ticking down.... WHO WILL THE NEXT PARTICIPANT BE?!
CROWD: 10------9-------8-----7-----6-----5--------4----------3--------2-----1!!
::"Livin' on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi wails over the loud speakers::
VIC WATERS: YES! IT IS “THE VIEWER’S CHOICE SCOTTY MICHAELS! He will save Rat Fink!
BRANDON JACOBS: Michaels is walking down to the ring slowly and is observing the situation. Gideon stops beating on Rat Fink and looks Michaels in the eye. Michaels waves hello! GIDEON CHARGES MICHAELS WITH THE UMBRELLA! MICHAELS DUCKS AND RAMS HIS SHOULDER INTO THE STOMACH OF GIDEON! Michaels sunset flips his way into the ring and GIDEON’S BACK CRASHES DOWN INTO THE MAT!
VIC WATERS: Rat Fink & Scotty Michaels are shaking hands! Gideon has had a good run in this Rumble so far but it looks like it will soon come to an end!
BRANDON JACOBS: RAT FINK HOLDS GIDEON WHILE MICHAELS UNDERLOADS LEFTS AND RIGHTS TO GIDEON’S SKULL! The blood is trickling down into the eyes of Gideon! In the old days, they might stop this match for blood loss but there are no such rules here tonight!
VIC WATERS: If Gideon has any shot at sticking around, he has to stall for time and figure out a way to stay in this match until help arrives.
BRADON JACOBS: Rat Fink drops Gideon and calls Scotty Michaels off, he wants to get revenge for the beating him took with the umbrella! Rat Fink mounts Gideon and starts wailing away at his head to try to bust him open even more! GIDEON ROLLS RAT FINK OVER AND HE COUNTERS WITH PUNCHES OF HIS OWN! This crowd has really come alive tonight for Gideon, everyone wants to see Rat Fink put into place!
VIC WATERS: People have this utter hatred for greatness, it shouldn’t be any surprise.
BRANDON JACOBS: Scotty Michaels sees what is happening and NAILS GIDEON WITH THE HEARTBREAKER FROM BEHIND! Scotty Michaels picks Gideon up by the hair and starts badmouthing him to his face! Michaels signals to the crowd that he is going to eliminate Gideon and the crowd boos ferociously!
VIC WATERS: Looks like we are finally are going to be down to four, while I don’t like Gideon, who would have thought he would have been the first eliminated.
BRANDON JACOBS: Rat Fink grabs Michaels and starts arguing with him! He is telling him that he wants to be the one to eliminate Gideon!
VIC WATERS: It doesn’t really matter who eliminates him, as long as he is eliminated, I just don’t understand this.
BRANDON JACOBS: Rat Fink has had a change of heart and he told Michaels that he could go ahead and eliminate Gideon.
VIC WATERS: That is very kind of the evil dictator.
BRANDON JACOBS: RAT FINK NAILS MICHAELS FROM BEHIND! Michaels drops Gideon before he can eliminate him! MICHAELS AND RAT FINK ARE GETTING INTO EACH OTHER’S FACE! MICHAELS AND RAT FINK ARE EXCHANGING BLOWS BACK AND FORTH! Gideon has crawled into the corner of the ring to recuperate and is watching the two duke it out! Michaels whips Rat Fink off the ropes... SLEEPERHOLD BY MICHAELS! MICHAELS IS USING ALL HIS STRENGTH TO SYNCH IT IN!
VIC WATERS: Whether or not Rat Fink is able to break out of this hold, it is going to sap his energy for the remainder of the match. This is some brilliant strategy by Michaels right here. Usually in a battle royal you can’t do moves like this because there are a million other guys in the ring but since Gideon is down taking a rest, Michaels has Rat Fink and the whole ring to himself.
BRANDON JACOBS: Rat Fink looks like he is ready to pass out! His limbs are going limp. The crowd here tonight getting behind Michaels on this attack because of their utter hatred for Rat Fink. Wait a second, the clock is starting to tick down!
CROWD: 10------9-------8-----7-----6-----5--------4----------3--------2-----1!!
::"Down" by 311 erupts over the loud speaker the fans pop for the hometown favorite from Lowell, MA::
BRANDON JACOBS: IT IS CHRIS BRADFORD! LISTEN TO THIS CROWD!
VIC WATERS: The fans always love the hometown boy, but tonight he is going to have his hands full. Not a single wrestler has been eliminated yet and we only have one more wrestler to go before all the wrestlers are in.
BRANDON JACOBS: Michaels drops the exhausted Rat Fink on ground and calls over to Gideon to finish him!
VIC WATERS: Some partner Michaels turned out to be! Turning his back on Rat Fink and living him in the hands of the enemy!
BRANDON JACOBS: Gideon comes over to the fallen body of Rat Fink and starts kicking him! He puts his boots over the eyes of Rat Fink.... BOOT RAKE RIGHT INTO THE EYES OF RAT FINK! Gideon is playing dirty and this crowd is loving it.
BRANDON JACOBS: Michaels goes to work on the fresh Bradford nailing him with vicious knife edge chops.
VIC WATERS: There are two rules to every battle royal, always gang up on the giant and the other is always attack the fresh guy so his energy is cut down a couple of notches so it isn’t as much of a factor as the match goes on.
BRANDON JACOBS: Gideon grabs Rat Fink by the tights and attempts to push him over the top rope! RAT FINK IS FIGHTING HOWEVER AND HANGING ON TO THE ROPE! Gideon is ramming the forearms into Rat Fink’s face! Trying to get him to budge but Rat Fink won’t give up!
VIC WATERS: Meanwhile over on the other side of the ring, Chris Bradford is down in the corner and Michaels is ramming his boot into his chest, some of these shots have been brutal. Michaels looks like a man possessed with winning this battle royal and getting a chance at the champion.
BRANDON JACOBS: RAT FINK GOES OVER! WAIT, he somehow slipped under the bottom rope before going out! That was a close call! In the other corner, Bradford is mounting a comeback! HE NAILS SCOTT MICHAELS WITH A DROP KICK! Michaels falls down and tries to get up... BRADFORD NAILS HIM AGAIN WITH A DROP KICK! A dazed Michaels is still trying to get up.... BRADFORD CHARGES... HE NAILS HIM WITH THE SHINNING WIZARD! Michaels really got nailed hard with that knee to the head!
VIC WATERS: Your knee cap is one of the hardest bones in your body, when that meets your skull, you are going to be dazed and confused for awhile.
::LOUD THUNDER CLAP PROCEEDED BY A DOWN POUR, the fans start opening up their umbrellas::
BRANDON JACOBS: That is the risk you run when you choose to hold an event outdoors.
VIC WATERS: What people don’t realize is that this rain if it stays as hard as it is now, will effect how this battle royal is fought. The ropes will be much more slippery and it will be much harder to do aerial moves or hold on to the top rope when trying to avoid elimination.
BRANDON JACOBS: Management is telling me that we are going to take a short commercial break to get all of our equipment fully covered, we will be right back after this break!
VIC WATERS: Aww shucks. I was hoping to see a bunch of pissed off fans rioting in the rain, beating down the officials with their umbrellas.
BRANDON JACOBS: Our special ring announcer for the evening, Anthony Baronius, former owner of BAD, will be selecting the order of the participants in the Battle Royal tonight. Let’s send this to ringside!
::fans give Anthony Baronius a standing ovation for his work in the old BAD, a choked up AB gets choked up and bows to the crowd ::
AB: Thank you everyone, it is a pleasure to be here tonight, back in BAD’s old stompin’ grounds.
:
amian Wink comes down the aisle in a referee’s uniform and a chant of BAD KICKS ASS erupts from the WFW faithful, Damian Wink raises his first to the crowd and pounds his chest and approaches AB:::
amian Wink hugs AB and welcomes him back as the crowd gives them both a standing ovation::AB: Our first participant who will be competing tonight’s Vox Hiberionacum Cup Royal Rumble....
From Buffalo, NY, RICHARD “THE SYSTEM” GIDEON!!!
::crowd pops::
::Remember by Disturbed wails over the loud speakers::
::Richard Gideon sprints down to the ring and enters by sliding in under the bottom rope::
AB: And his opponent for the first two minutes.... from WCW Special Forces, one of the greatest super villains of our time, RAT FINK!!
::Megalomaniac by KMFDM blares over the speakers::
::An upset Rat Fink slowly walks down to ringside, upset by his luck of the draw, and enters the ring::
BRANDON JACOBS: RAT FINK CHARGES GIDEON AND SPITS IN HIS FACE!
VIC WATERS: Rat Fink is trying to get the psychological advantage over Gideon by making him lose his cool!
BRANDON JACOBS: Gideon wipes the spit off his face and turns his head to the side in anger in order to gain his composure.... GIDEON STARTS WAILING ON RAT FINK WITH RIGHTS AND RAT FINK IS STAGGERING! GIDEON BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES.... CLOTHESLINE! RAT FINK FALLS THROUGH THE ROPES TO THE FLOOR!
VIC WATERS: That doesn’t count as an eliminated! An opponent must go over the top rope to the floor and he fell through!
BRANDON JACOBS: Gideon slips under the bottom rope and whips Rat Fink into the hard steel stairs in the corner! Rat Fink is grabbing his back! GIDEON IS GOING FOR A CHAIR!
VIC WATERS: Some role model Gideon is! A steel chair can be a weapon of mass destruction in the right hands!
BRANDON JACOBS: Rat Fink is backed up against the ring post.... GIDEON IS GOING FOR NUMBER 74! RAT FINK DUCKS AND GIDEON BENDS THE STEEL CHAIR AROUND THE STEEL RING POST!
VIC WATERS: That could have killed him!
BRANDON JACOBS: Rat Fink slips under the ropes and into the ring.... Gideon jumps onto the apron and tries to re-enter... RAT FINK NAILS GIDEON WITH A STEINERLINE BEFORE HE COULD GET INTO THE RING! Gideon crashes down onto the floor! RAT FINK SPITS ON GIDEON AGAIN!
VIC WATERS: Look at Gideon’s eyes, he is livid at Rat Fink. Rat Fink has totally possessed Gideon’s mind by taking shortcuts left and right. I’m loving this.
BRANDON JACOBS: Rat Fink backs up to allow Gideon to re-enter.... Gideon cautiously tries to get up to re-enter.... RAT FINK CHARGES GIDEON AND DROPS KICKS HIS RIGHT LEG FROM UNDERNEATH HIM! GIDEON CRASHES FACE FIRST INTO THE APRON ON HIS WAY DOWN TO THE FLOOR! Gideon has been busted open!
VIC WATERS: Gideon is rubbing the blood from his forehead onto his heads and realizes he has been busted open. GIDEON JUST GRABBED AN UMBRELLA WITH A POINTY TIP FROM OLD LADY!
BRANDON JACOBS: Gideon with umbrella in hand is keeping Rat Fink at bay... HE FINALLY RE-ENTERS THE RING! RAT FINK LUNGES AND GRABS THE UMBRELLA AND GIDEON AND RAT FINK ARE FIGHTING FOR IT!
VIC WATERS: What a bizarre twist of events, it just shows how much these two men want to compete for the WFW World Heavyweight Title!
BRANDON JACOBS: GIDEON KNEES RAT FINK IN THE GROIN AND HAS CONTROL OF THE UMBRELLA! HE IS BEATING RAT FINK DOWN TO THE MAT WITH REPEATED STRIKES TO THE BACK!
VIC WATERS: If someone doesn’t save Rat Fink soon, the favorite in the match could be eliminated quickly.
BRANDON JACOBS: The clock is ticking down.... WHO WILL THE NEXT PARTICIPANT BE?!
CROWD: 10------9-------8-----7-----6-----5--------4----------3--------2-----1!!
::"Livin' on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi wails over the loud speakers::
VIC WATERS: YES! IT IS “THE VIEWER’S CHOICE SCOTTY MICHAELS! He will save Rat Fink!
BRANDON JACOBS: Michaels is walking down to the ring slowly and is observing the situation. Gideon stops beating on Rat Fink and looks Michaels in the eye. Michaels waves hello! GIDEON CHARGES MICHAELS WITH THE UMBRELLA! MICHAELS DUCKS AND RAMS HIS SHOULDER INTO THE STOMACH OF GIDEON! Michaels sunset flips his way into the ring and GIDEON’S BACK CRASHES DOWN INTO THE MAT!
VIC WATERS: Rat Fink & Scotty Michaels are shaking hands! Gideon has had a good run in this Rumble so far but it looks like it will soon come to an end!
BRANDON JACOBS: RAT FINK HOLDS GIDEON WHILE MICHAELS UNDERLOADS LEFTS AND RIGHTS TO GIDEON’S SKULL! The blood is trickling down into the eyes of Gideon! In the old days, they might stop this match for blood loss but there are no such rules here tonight!
VIC WATERS: If Gideon has any shot at sticking around, he has to stall for time and figure out a way to stay in this match until help arrives.
BRADON JACOBS: Rat Fink drops Gideon and calls Scotty Michaels off, he wants to get revenge for the beating him took with the umbrella! Rat Fink mounts Gideon and starts wailing away at his head to try to bust him open even more! GIDEON ROLLS RAT FINK OVER AND HE COUNTERS WITH PUNCHES OF HIS OWN! This crowd has really come alive tonight for Gideon, everyone wants to see Rat Fink put into place!
VIC WATERS: People have this utter hatred for greatness, it shouldn’t be any surprise.
BRANDON JACOBS: Scotty Michaels sees what is happening and NAILS GIDEON WITH THE HEARTBREAKER FROM BEHIND! Scotty Michaels picks Gideon up by the hair and starts badmouthing him to his face! Michaels signals to the crowd that he is going to eliminate Gideon and the crowd boos ferociously!
VIC WATERS: Looks like we are finally are going to be down to four, while I don’t like Gideon, who would have thought he would have been the first eliminated.
BRANDON JACOBS: Rat Fink grabs Michaels and starts arguing with him! He is telling him that he wants to be the one to eliminate Gideon!
VIC WATERS: It doesn’t really matter who eliminates him, as long as he is eliminated, I just don’t understand this.
BRANDON JACOBS: Rat Fink has had a change of heart and he told Michaels that he could go ahead and eliminate Gideon.
VIC WATERS: That is very kind of the evil dictator.
BRANDON JACOBS: RAT FINK NAILS MICHAELS FROM BEHIND! Michaels drops Gideon before he can eliminate him! MICHAELS AND RAT FINK ARE GETTING INTO EACH OTHER’S FACE! MICHAELS AND RAT FINK ARE EXCHANGING BLOWS BACK AND FORTH! Gideon has crawled into the corner of the ring to recuperate and is watching the two duke it out! Michaels whips Rat Fink off the ropes... SLEEPERHOLD BY MICHAELS! MICHAELS IS USING ALL HIS STRENGTH TO SYNCH IT IN!
VIC WATERS: Whether or not Rat Fink is able to break out of this hold, it is going to sap his energy for the remainder of the match. This is some brilliant strategy by Michaels right here. Usually in a battle royal you can’t do moves like this because there are a million other guys in the ring but since Gideon is down taking a rest, Michaels has Rat Fink and the whole ring to himself.
BRANDON JACOBS: Rat Fink looks like he is ready to pass out! His limbs are going limp. The crowd here tonight getting behind Michaels on this attack because of their utter hatred for Rat Fink. Wait a second, the clock is starting to tick down!
CROWD: 10------9-------8-----7-----6-----5--------4----------3--------2-----1!!
::"Down" by 311 erupts over the loud speaker the fans pop for the hometown favorite from Lowell, MA::
BRANDON JACOBS: IT IS CHRIS BRADFORD! LISTEN TO THIS CROWD!
VIC WATERS: The fans always love the hometown boy, but tonight he is going to have his hands full. Not a single wrestler has been eliminated yet and we only have one more wrestler to go before all the wrestlers are in.
BRANDON JACOBS: Michaels drops the exhausted Rat Fink on ground and calls over to Gideon to finish him!
VIC WATERS: Some partner Michaels turned out to be! Turning his back on Rat Fink and living him in the hands of the enemy!
BRANDON JACOBS: Gideon comes over to the fallen body of Rat Fink and starts kicking him! He puts his boots over the eyes of Rat Fink.... BOOT RAKE RIGHT INTO THE EYES OF RAT FINK! Gideon is playing dirty and this crowd is loving it.
BRANDON JACOBS: Michaels goes to work on the fresh Bradford nailing him with vicious knife edge chops.
VIC WATERS: There are two rules to every battle royal, always gang up on the giant and the other is always attack the fresh guy so his energy is cut down a couple of notches so it isn’t as much of a factor as the match goes on.
BRANDON JACOBS: Gideon grabs Rat Fink by the tights and attempts to push him over the top rope! RAT FINK IS FIGHTING HOWEVER AND HANGING ON TO THE ROPE! Gideon is ramming the forearms into Rat Fink’s face! Trying to get him to budge but Rat Fink won’t give up!
VIC WATERS: Meanwhile over on the other side of the ring, Chris Bradford is down in the corner and Michaels is ramming his boot into his chest, some of these shots have been brutal. Michaels looks like a man possessed with winning this battle royal and getting a chance at the champion.
BRANDON JACOBS: RAT FINK GOES OVER! WAIT, he somehow slipped under the bottom rope before going out! That was a close call! In the other corner, Bradford is mounting a comeback! HE NAILS SCOTT MICHAELS WITH A DROP KICK! Michaels falls down and tries to get up... BRADFORD NAILS HIM AGAIN WITH A DROP KICK! A dazed Michaels is still trying to get up.... BRADFORD CHARGES... HE NAILS HIM WITH THE SHINNING WIZARD! Michaels really got nailed hard with that knee to the head!
VIC WATERS: Your knee cap is one of the hardest bones in your body, when that meets your skull, you are going to be dazed and confused for awhile.
::LOUD THUNDER CLAP PROCEEDED BY A DOWN POUR, the fans start opening up their umbrellas::
BRANDON JACOBS: That is the risk you run when you choose to hold an event outdoors.
VIC WATERS: What people don’t realize is that this rain if it stays as hard as it is now, will effect how this battle royal is fought. The ropes will be much more slippery and it will be much harder to do aerial moves or hold on to the top rope when trying to avoid elimination.
BRANDON JACOBS: Management is telling me that we are going to take a short commercial break to get all of our equipment fully covered, we will be right back after this break!