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Miss Maverick: Well don't cha' know it's Casual Friday here at the campaign offices of the Phantom Republican. You guys know what that means! T-shirts and jean skirts and tennis shoes! I love winding down in my street clothes almost as much as I like shooting wildlife from a helicopter don't cha know, but I can't hardly relax with the air conditioner still being broken from last summer. Aw shucks, Gordon said he was gonna get it fixed! I think I might have to take my shirt off.

No one else is around except me and this camera, but let's be honest, everyone's a little freaky on the inside. I know my daughter Bensalem is. Some of the things she told me she did with her boyfriend while I was interrogating her under the heat lamp for coming home late, ooh-wee, almost reminds me of the wild times I had back in college, don't cha know. You guys wouldn't mind seeing what's under here, especially since I forgot to put a bra on, right? Yeah, you'd love to see my goods. Well, between you and me, let's show you.

Pulls off her shirt, revealing a suit top. Takes off the jean shorts to reveal a skirt bottom.

MM: Of course you perverts would like to see me show my bosom to the world. Why? Because you're all depraved. DEPRAVED! If I were to show you my breasts, you know how many hits it would get on the You Tubes? OVER A MILLION. That's how sick and disgusting you people all are. Savages.

That's why Gordon is going to clean up this entire tournament and then the rest of the country. All you people are going to stop drooling every time a young, firm-breasted lass such as myself threatens to show my chest to the world! And ladies, you're going to stop being little hussies don't cha know and remember that it's your duty not to show the goods off until you're good and married, you hear?

Pigs.

This message has been approved by the Phantom Republican for ULTRATITLE '12 campaign.
 

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