Toadcore Wrestling
Fade from black as you see Mysticall Illusions sitting with a dozen little men dresses like Mysticall Illusions. They are all holding some sort of minature weapons.
MI: You know, I believe you statement about the whole Rating boost thing. I sickens me to see people sit there and call them selfs that when you and I know that the High Flying, luchadors of the GXW are the best around.....
Mystical Illusions turns around and and looks around. Laughing hystarically
MI: ...Toadcore, I love that!
All the little men start chanting
LM: He's Toadcore, he's toadcore, he's toadcore
Mysticall Illusions laughs even harder at the comment.
MI: You know Zell, between you and me, I think that if together we would be an unstopable tag team. But first we must make it through this title shot. I am excited to wrestle you, a legend in my eyes. You have overcome the adversarys dared mock you and trash talk you. And here you are now the Cruiserweight champion. I have taken a few pages out of your book and incorperated them with mine. I really was not expecting a title shot this early in my carrer with the GXW, but I am greatfull none the less. You really are the man to beat, and I will prove it to everyone in this promo.
He walks over to a tv and vcr. He motions the little men to leave the room.
MI: One on one time guys! Lets go to your victory over Inferno on January 15 2003 on Revolution. Lets watch!
(The two competitors begin to circle. After a moment, they lock up. Inferno immediately executes a go-behind, which Zell counters with an elbow, executing a go-behind of his own; however, the cruiserweight champion grabs Zell by the head and executes a snapmare. In response, Zell swings his legs up under Inferno's arms, then pushes them down to throw Inferno forward onto his face.
JG: Unorthodox counter by Zell Hunter there.)
MI: I am sure you remember what the line was after that. I respect the more you pulled there. That shows intuitive thinking on your part and improvasation skills in the middle of a fight. Lets continue.
(Inferno immediately rolls to his feet and thunders towards Zell, decking him with a jumping clothesline. Zell pops to a standing position, ducking Inferno's next clothesline. As Inferno turns, Zell hits a few weak strikes to his ribs, then whips him towa! rds the ropes, but Inferno reverses and sends Zell into the ropes instead. Unfortunately for Zell, though, Davis and Matthews pull down the top rope, sending the challenger cascading to the floor. Inferno turns and begins cussing at the referee, who argues back at him: the distraction allows Matthews and Davis to stomp viciously away at Hunter.
JG: Dammit, Eric Davis and Dean Matthews are punishing Hunter behind the ref's back! This is like a damn handicap match!
GM: I know. Ain't it great?)
MI: You know that is bull. During our match my friends will not interfere as per the stip. We do not do anything that is against the rules. I like how you kept your cool. Shall we?
(Zell drops a leg on Inferno, then hops up onto the top turnbuckle again. Eric Davis quickly climbs onto the apron and attempts to enter the ring; as the referee holds him back, Dean Matthews sneaks up on the ring steps behind Zell and shakes the top rope. Zell loses his footing and stumbles, landing crotch-first on the turnbuckle! The challenger's eyes bug out and he emits a pained squeal.
JG: What cheating! Zell Hunter just got a rude awakening!
GM: Woohoo, it's the Nutcracker Suite!)
MI: I have noticed something during our little one on one time today Zell. Just like me you have been screwed and screwed some more. But obviously you over came it. Good for you, I wonder, If you had not won the title would you still have though me as a worthy opponent. We will find out in the ring if I truly am a worthy opponent. Contineing.
(GM: Hunter won't last much longer.
JG: Not with Davis and Matthews at ringside, he won't!
GM: They're just watching the match, Jason. Don't complain.
JG: Watching the match my ass.)
MI: This just reassures what my last comment.
(Inferno makes it to his feet... and Hunter promptly soars off the turnbuckle, collapsing Inferno with a flying neckbreaker! He immediately makes the cover. One... TWO...
JG: OVERCAST!!! IT'S OVER!!! NEW CHAMPION!!! THERE'S ON! E - TWO -
Abruptly, the count comes to a halt; Eric Davis has pulled the referee out of the ring. As the official attempts to signal the disqualification, Davis decks him with an incredibly stiff kick to the jaw, knocking him out like a light.)
MI: Just when you thought you where going to win. Dean and Eric cheat again! Man those two never quit. On we go!
(As Hunter reels on the mat, Davis ascends a turnbuc! kle; Matthews does likewise. Davis suddenly takes to the air, hitting a picture-perfect frog splash on Hunter from halfway across the ring! As Davis rolls aside, Matthews jumps off of his own turnbuckle and drills Hunter with a Savage elbow.
JG: DAMMIT, DAMMIT!!! DRAGON'S FIRE ON ZELL HUNTER!!! RATINGS ELBOW ON ZELL HUNTER!!! SOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP THIS!!!
GM: NO, LET IT SLIDE!!! THIS IS GREAT!!!)
MI: As you well remember no one did stop it. At that point the Ratings Boost where unstopable! But you survived.
Pushing the button to play.
(Matthews and Davis hoist Hunter to his feet, and Inferno promptly kicks his opponent in the gut; he then takes Zell's arms from his comrades and underhooks them, dri! lling him with a vicious tiger bomb.
JG: AND NOW A TIGER BOMB!!! ZELL HUNTER'S GOT TO BE ALMOST DEAD!!!
GM: Good!
Before any further damage can be done, a third referee enters the ring; this time, he is accompanied by about a dozen yellow-shirted security officers. The guards rush forward and restrain Matthews and Davis, while the referee signals towards the ramp. His yell towards the duo is audible even without a mic.
Ref: GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!
The crowd erupts in a thunderous cheer as the security guards drag the struggling Matthews and Davis up the ramp.)
MI: Finnaly, someone broke it up leaving you nearly dead. But as we will see.
(JG: YES!!! Zell Hunter just gave Inferno a taste of his own medicine! Wait... SIDE EFFECT!!! SIDE EFFECT!!! IT'S OVER!!! ONE - TWO - THREE!!!
GM: AAAAAAAAARGH!!!
"Click, Click, Boom" cues up as the referee hands the weary Zell Hunter the Cruiserweight title. The new champion clutches it tightly to his chest before collapsing to his knees, breathing heavily.)
MI: You know, that with all of that pain and discoragment, you still defeated Inferno and the Ratings Boost. I am pleased that it turned out that way. For some to say you are a regect, like me, is not true. To say that we are not really a part of the Fed, is not true. And to say that you can not wrestle, is defently not true. Do you want to know what my eyes will say if you beat me? They will say nothing but congradulations, you have earned it. I will simply get up and hand you the belt my self. I am glad that you chose me as an opponent. I really get to evaluate my self as a wrestler and then I can improve on that. That is what this little get together is been all about. Trying to improve myself and preparing me for the match with you. Only when I watch you previous matches can I get a fell for the real Zell Hunter and bring him down.
MI finnaly turns off the TV and looks into the camera.
MI: Until then have a good day!
Fade to black as Mysticall Illusions walks out of the room.
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