SouthernBoy
League Member
{{...FADE-IN: A locker room area. We recognize it as being the place Shane Southern just cut his ON TIME in Portland Promo. The lights and ON TIME banner are still up as Southern walks back into the room. He had just heard somebody call out Evan Aho's name and went to investigate. As he walks into the room, he mutters "damn" under his breath and shakes his head. He wasn't able to catch up to Evan, and he STILL hasn't talked to him about their tag team match tonight. Taking a deep breath, we see the frustration set in. He walks over to a bench and has a seat....}}
SHANE SOUTHERN: " You rollin' Jackie? " {{...The camera bobs up and down...}} You wanna' cut another promo? {{...The camera bobs up and down...}} OK, well don't worry 'bout tha' backdrop. We'll do it from right here? That OK? {{...The camera bobs up and down...}} OK. Good. "
" Well Evan, it's almost time. It's almost time fer you n' me ta' team up. I've been sittin' back watchin' Miles n' Mayfield make jack-asses outta' themselves, I've been sitting back watchin' as Simply Stunnin' Turns...but I haven't been sittin' back plannin' a match. WHY? 'Cause my <BLEEP> damn partner ain't got tha' time or tha' WILL, ta' put forth justa' little EFFORT for a TITLE match. Ya' know Evan, I don't giva' damn if ya' want these belts or not. I don't care if you want tha' damn WORLD TITLE or not. We're steppin' inta' tha' ring with quite possibly tha' two BEST Tag teams in tha' WORLD. Call me crazy, but I'd like ta' AT LEAST know where ya' stand. I'd like ta' KNOW that when I turn and reach mah' hand out ta' you that it's gonna' get SLAPPED. "
" I'm not worried 'bout you "turnin" on me. I know you're 'bout winnin' tha' MATCH first, or so you've said. Mah' concern here Evan is that you ain't in tha' right MIND frame ta' beat two teams like tha' Pros and Stunnin'. This casual, wait n' see crap ain't gonna' cut it n' if you get my ASS kicked in there, we've got even MORE uva' problem than EVER before. If you see this before out match Evan...chew on it REAL hard, n' decide what side a' tha' fence you're gonna' come down on. Then, if it ain't too much trouble, let ME know BEFORE tha' bell rings. "
" Now, Eddie...nice of ya' ta' join tha' little party. I guess now we know why ya' ain't graced us with yer presence yet. You must be lost. Those swamps can be damn confusin'. So I'm gonna' help you out here. From where you are, ta' get back to tha' MAIN road, walk 'bout fifty feet, grab a low branch off one a' those trees, break off a piece 'bout two feet long, rip off a piece of cloth, tie it to tha' stick...then SHOVE IT RIGHT UP YER ASS! Mayfield, are ya' really such n' idiot that ya' think Evan Aho n' Shane Southern ain't gonna' be ALL ya' handle ta'night? Loose tha' attitude mah' man, 'cause I know you Eddie. Yer justa' humorous idiot livin' heat generated years ago. You n' Miles, yer nuthin' now. You're just two guys lookin' ta' collect a paycheck and hold on ta' that spotlight justa' LITTLE bit longer. Well, lemme' tell ya' Eddie...yer camel's 'bout ta' be put OUT. Shane Southern ain't just "in tha' way",...he's a freakin' ROADBLOCK that ya' just don't get around. N' now...thanks ta' that little skit, I'm a PISSED OFF ROADBLOCK that's gonna' knock yer ass right inta' tha' DITCH. "
" Get this through yer skulls boys. N' this goes for YOU too Evan. Shane Southern is 'bout ta' come out there n' kick some serious ASS. You wanna' step in mah' way? Yer takin' yer careers inta' yer own hands. Party's OVER. "
{{...FADE OUT as Southern gets up and walks out the door...}}
SHANE SOUTHERN: " You rollin' Jackie? " {{...The camera bobs up and down...}} You wanna' cut another promo? {{...The camera bobs up and down...}} OK, well don't worry 'bout tha' backdrop. We'll do it from right here? That OK? {{...The camera bobs up and down...}} OK. Good. "
" Well Evan, it's almost time. It's almost time fer you n' me ta' team up. I've been sittin' back watchin' Miles n' Mayfield make jack-asses outta' themselves, I've been sitting back watchin' as Simply Stunnin' Turns...but I haven't been sittin' back plannin' a match. WHY? 'Cause my <BLEEP> damn partner ain't got tha' time or tha' WILL, ta' put forth justa' little EFFORT for a TITLE match. Ya' know Evan, I don't giva' damn if ya' want these belts or not. I don't care if you want tha' damn WORLD TITLE or not. We're steppin' inta' tha' ring with quite possibly tha' two BEST Tag teams in tha' WORLD. Call me crazy, but I'd like ta' AT LEAST know where ya' stand. I'd like ta' KNOW that when I turn and reach mah' hand out ta' you that it's gonna' get SLAPPED. "
" I'm not worried 'bout you "turnin" on me. I know you're 'bout winnin' tha' MATCH first, or so you've said. Mah' concern here Evan is that you ain't in tha' right MIND frame ta' beat two teams like tha' Pros and Stunnin'. This casual, wait n' see crap ain't gonna' cut it n' if you get my ASS kicked in there, we've got even MORE uva' problem than EVER before. If you see this before out match Evan...chew on it REAL hard, n' decide what side a' tha' fence you're gonna' come down on. Then, if it ain't too much trouble, let ME know BEFORE tha' bell rings. "
" Now, Eddie...nice of ya' ta' join tha' little party. I guess now we know why ya' ain't graced us with yer presence yet. You must be lost. Those swamps can be damn confusin'. So I'm gonna' help you out here. From where you are, ta' get back to tha' MAIN road, walk 'bout fifty feet, grab a low branch off one a' those trees, break off a piece 'bout two feet long, rip off a piece of cloth, tie it to tha' stick...then SHOVE IT RIGHT UP YER ASS! Mayfield, are ya' really such n' idiot that ya' think Evan Aho n' Shane Southern ain't gonna' be ALL ya' handle ta'night? Loose tha' attitude mah' man, 'cause I know you Eddie. Yer justa' humorous idiot livin' heat generated years ago. You n' Miles, yer nuthin' now. You're just two guys lookin' ta' collect a paycheck and hold on ta' that spotlight justa' LITTLE bit longer. Well, lemme' tell ya' Eddie...yer camel's 'bout ta' be put OUT. Shane Southern ain't just "in tha' way",...he's a freakin' ROADBLOCK that ya' just don't get around. N' now...thanks ta' that little skit, I'm a PISSED OFF ROADBLOCK that's gonna' knock yer ass right inta' tha' DITCH. "
" Get this through yer skulls boys. N' this goes for YOU too Evan. Shane Southern is 'bout ta' come out there n' kick some serious ASS. You wanna' step in mah' way? Yer takin' yer careers inta' yer own hands. Party's OVER. "
{{...FADE OUT as Southern gets up and walks out the door...}}