SouthernBoy
League Member
[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jan-28-02 AT 04:48 PM (EDT)]{{...FADE-IN: Shane Southern sitting on a balcony over a semi-crowded area of Bourbon Street. Mardi-Gras hasn't offically kicked off yet, so the crowds are minimal. Southern sits, relaxed, holding a glass of lemonade. He's got on a New England Patriots Tom Brady jersey, jeans, and cowboy boots. His hair, neatly pulled back into a pony tail, tucked under a CSWA baseball cap. As Southern sits enjoying the 75 degree temperature, A few people yell up such phrases as "Go get 'em!", and "We're pullin' for you!" Shane takes a sip from his glass of lemonade and smiles...}}
Shane Southern: " We'll it's finally gettin' a little interes'tin. That was quite a little show ya' put on there Evan, too bad I wasn't at that arena or maybe we coulda' hadda' nuther go'round. Didn't figure tha' World title would go to yer head that fast...but ah' well, ta' each his own I suppose. Here's hopin' ya' make it outta' Anniversay with your prop. "
{{...holds up his glass...}}
" Anniversary. I suppose I could take this time n' ramble on n' on 'bout how I look forward ta' matchin' skills with somma' tha' best talent in tha' CSWA, but that's too cliche'. I could use it ta' make some comparisons between myself and Mike Plett, but why state tha' obvious. I could come out n' blabber 'bout how good I am, and how I should just be GIVEN a match with Aho 'cause I just beat him, but I'm not an egotistical, over-the-hill moron. Nah, instead I figured I'd just come out n' talk 'bout me, Shane Southern....good ol' boy taken to tha' extreme....God's answer to tha' question, "Can a hick from New Orleans be that damn good? I want yer attention fer a second so I can talk about what’s been buggin’ Shane Southern."
" Oh what a soap opera I've come into. Makes me feel like I'm playin' tha’ part opposite Susan Lucci or somethin'. I've just gotta' tune in each n' every day ta' see who's havin' Hornet's baby, and who Tom Adler's gonna' piss off next. If I miss a day, I'm sure ta' miss Eli Flair's journey inside himself, and the Playboy love spat and God knows I can't miss who Mike Randalls is goin' kill next. Isn't it all just so interestin'? {{...smiles..}} Wait a minute, but we are wrestlers arn't we? We're supposed ta' bring our personal lives inta' our work, right? It brings in ratin's right? {{...shakes his head..}} I suppose that's why tha' names I just mentioned are legends, wrestlin' in Main Events, makin' headlines...while a WORLD TITLE match at the CSWA's main show gets second billin'. Somebody tell me WHY Evan Aho VS Steve Radder for the CSWA World Title was NOT the Main Event at Primetime?...and don't tell me because nobody cares. That's an insult ta' tha' fans of the CSWA. But I suppose tha' CSWA needs to draw every dollar outta' the legends they can, right? Never mind you got guys like Wicked Sight, Triple X, Cameron Cruise and up until last week Evan Aho, wrestling mid to low card matches because week in and week out the SAME names are Main Eventing. It's time to change things. It's time for tha' young pups ta' challenge tha' ol' dogs for control of tha' yard. "
" That's why this six man battle has me so pumped. It's a chance for tha' young guns to come out firing n' show their stuff. It's a chance for somebody NEW ta' get noticed. You can bet I'm gonna' try my damdest ta' be that man, but if not, I'll be sure n' shake tha' hand of tha' guy that does. I'll pay for a ticket ta' see Evan Aho and Wicked Sight. I'd LOVE ta' watch Triple X get his shot. Hell, not to brag, but you've already seen tha' Aho-Southern show...tell me that shouldn't be a Main Event. "
" Like it or not, the W in CSWA still stands for WRESTLING, n' come Anniversary Two Thousand One, you're ALL gonna' get your fill. Party's Over. "
{{...FADE OUT...}}
Shane Southern: " We'll it's finally gettin' a little interes'tin. That was quite a little show ya' put on there Evan, too bad I wasn't at that arena or maybe we coulda' hadda' nuther go'round. Didn't figure tha' World title would go to yer head that fast...but ah' well, ta' each his own I suppose. Here's hopin' ya' make it outta' Anniversay with your prop. "
{{...holds up his glass...}}
" Anniversary. I suppose I could take this time n' ramble on n' on 'bout how I look forward ta' matchin' skills with somma' tha' best talent in tha' CSWA, but that's too cliche'. I could use it ta' make some comparisons between myself and Mike Plett, but why state tha' obvious. I could come out n' blabber 'bout how good I am, and how I should just be GIVEN a match with Aho 'cause I just beat him, but I'm not an egotistical, over-the-hill moron. Nah, instead I figured I'd just come out n' talk 'bout me, Shane Southern....good ol' boy taken to tha' extreme....God's answer to tha' question, "Can a hick from New Orleans be that damn good? I want yer attention fer a second so I can talk about what’s been buggin’ Shane Southern."
" Oh what a soap opera I've come into. Makes me feel like I'm playin' tha’ part opposite Susan Lucci or somethin'. I've just gotta' tune in each n' every day ta' see who's havin' Hornet's baby, and who Tom Adler's gonna' piss off next. If I miss a day, I'm sure ta' miss Eli Flair's journey inside himself, and the Playboy love spat and God knows I can't miss who Mike Randalls is goin' kill next. Isn't it all just so interestin'? {{...smiles..}} Wait a minute, but we are wrestlers arn't we? We're supposed ta' bring our personal lives inta' our work, right? It brings in ratin's right? {{...shakes his head..}} I suppose that's why tha' names I just mentioned are legends, wrestlin' in Main Events, makin' headlines...while a WORLD TITLE match at the CSWA's main show gets second billin'. Somebody tell me WHY Evan Aho VS Steve Radder for the CSWA World Title was NOT the Main Event at Primetime?...and don't tell me because nobody cares. That's an insult ta' tha' fans of the CSWA. But I suppose tha' CSWA needs to draw every dollar outta' the legends they can, right? Never mind you got guys like Wicked Sight, Triple X, Cameron Cruise and up until last week Evan Aho, wrestling mid to low card matches because week in and week out the SAME names are Main Eventing. It's time to change things. It's time for tha' young pups ta' challenge tha' ol' dogs for control of tha' yard. "
" That's why this six man battle has me so pumped. It's a chance for tha' young guns to come out firing n' show their stuff. It's a chance for somebody NEW ta' get noticed. You can bet I'm gonna' try my damdest ta' be that man, but if not, I'll be sure n' shake tha' hand of tha' guy that does. I'll pay for a ticket ta' see Evan Aho and Wicked Sight. I'd LOVE ta' watch Triple X get his shot. Hell, not to brag, but you've already seen tha' Aho-Southern show...tell me that shouldn't be a Main Event. "
" Like it or not, the W in CSWA still stands for WRESTLING, n' come Anniversary Two Thousand One, you're ALL gonna' get your fill. Party's Over. "
{{...FADE OUT...}}