CSWA PRIMETIME in St. Louis |
Part Three |
December 26, 2001 |
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SB: Back with time to spare... you didn't think I'd make it back from the restroom, did you? BB: Actually, I figured you'd try and get by the concessions ban again. And by the way, we're on the air. SB: Isn't someone supposed to tell me these things before I make a fool of myself? BB: It's just another little part in the CSWA experience, Sammy. We love ya anyway. SB: Some days I truly hate you, Buckley. I truly do. BB: And that too, makes it all worthwhile. But enough of our love-hate relationship.... let's hit the ring!
BB: Up next we have a stellar match as Tom
Adler takes on "Apocalypse" Gabriel Poe.
BB: I'm sure Rudy will be thrilled you put another enormous wrestler on
his trail, Sammy. Poe grabs Adler and swings him into the ropes, Adler goes under the
attempted clothesline and drops Poe with a leg sweep before wrapping up Poe's
right leg in a single leg grapevine. This is smart from Adler, if Poe is
on the floor and immobilized then he can't hurt him. BB: Oh, would you
give it a rest, Benson? SB: And who was the last of those three to be World Champ....Eddy Love, of course. BB: And the current CSWA World Champion, Steve Radder, will be in action shortly, defending his title against a man who has quietly made some ripples in this big pond, Evan Aho. But first, fans, e’re getting ready for a pretty… oddly booked match, we’re at the end of the road just before Anniversary 2001 and we still don’t have a full lineup for that bout, but you have to imagine this match is going to impact what goes on there, this isn’t for a title but you have to believe it’s going to be for a contendership spot… and it’s going to be about revenge.
SB: Praise the
Lord at Christmas time, Wicked Sight is no longer a champion. (CUE UP: ‘Bullet
in the Head’ by Rage Against The Machine – as the crowd gets to its feet) (Wearing a cut-off referee’s outfit, Triple X makes his way
down the ramp with the Presidential Title in his right hand, nearly touching the
ground. He rolls into the ring and
throws his hands in the air to more crowd reaction.) BB: It’s going to be two intense athletes going at it when Wicked Sight and Gemini hook it up, and the animosity is going to be even higher with Triple X as the referee, let’s show you a little bit of what happened after Triple X won the Presidential Title in New Orleans … Trip: You are
getting another shot… and it will be STELLAR… but Michael… (Amidst a scream from Rudy Seitzer, a steel chair comes
crashing across the back of Triple X’s head, and then the camera turns so that
you can see Gemini as he plows into Wicked Sight and both men crash into a small
piece of set, taking Sight down.) Gemini: (Staring down at Triple X) Keep that belt warm, kid,
because WE’RE going to take it home the next time we meet you. BB: So now, Sight and Gemini are taking on each other with our Presidential Champ as the referee… (CUE UP: “Just
Got Wicked” by Cold – massive response) (At the top of the ramp, one hand pointing toward the
top of the crowd and the same leg lifted slightly off the ground, Wicked Sight
looks as prepared as he ever has, and he runs down to the ring, rolling in and
coming face-to-face with Triple X.) SB: Sight
better be nice, that’s the referee for this contest! (CUE UP: “Beautiful
People” by Marilyn Manson – minor jeers from the crowd.) BB: Gemini
has been on an aggressive streak as of late… SB: He’s
not even coming out! BB: Folks,
Gemini is set to be here any moment now… (The music stops for a moment, then cues up again.) BB: All
right, now we’re expecting Gemini to show up…
Sight and Triple X are getting anxious in that ring, Sight is ready to
go. He’s standing on the middle
turnbuckle now, begging Gemini to come out, but folks, I think he’s no-showing
this one! SB: What’s
Triple X doing? BB: He’s
telling Rhubarb to make some sort of announcement, as far as we can tell folks,
Gemini is not here tonight. Have you
seen him backstage, Sammy? SB: I saw
some scalloped potatoes on a buffet table, but other than that, no signs point
to Gemini being here tonight… (Rhubarb Jones begins to speak into the
mic.) RJ: The
referee has ordered that a standing ten-count be given. And if Gemini does not show up by the
end of the count, Wicked Sight will be awarded the match… (Crowd counts in unison with Triple X):
One……Two……Three……Four……Five…… Six……Seven……Eight……
Nine……………TEN! BB: Sammy,
I can’t imagine why Gemini would just disappear like this… SB: Wicked
Sight can’t imagine why either, look at him… He looks mad, I guess that
FREAK wanted a hold of the double-thumbed mutant. BB: And
Triple X is leaving without saying a word to Sight, I know there is a mutual
respect between the two, but there isn’t much love lost when these two get
together, but look at Sight, he’s grabbing a mic! WS: What’s
up New Orleans?
(huge cheap pop) Hey X, you really
want to turn and walk away and leave little Mikey Plett in the ring without an
opponent… when you’re wearing gold around your waist that you won by pinning
THE FREAK? (Triple X cocks his head to the side, and looks a
little annoyed at Sight’s question.) WS: That’s
OK… I wanted to give these fans (pop) the stellar performance they deserve…
(more reaction) I guess I’ll go home. (crowd
begins to make slight jeers) SB: Look,
Buckley, Triple X is getting in the ring and he’s ripping his referee shirt
off! He’s in Sight’s face! BB: These
two young bucks are about to explode, or so it seems… (CUE UP: “Don’t
Tread On Me” by Metallica) BB: What’s Cameron
Cruise doing here? I know he’s got
a Presidential Title bout with Triple X in a few moments but… SB: If I were him,
I’d let Triple X fight all night before it was my turn… (Cameron Cruise comes out to a medium sized pop and runs into the
ring with a microphone in his hand.) CC: Hey… Sight, X,
did you forget about the Crippler? Sight,
you had your chance and you LOST… in the center of the ring. (Sight’s face turns immediately to anger.) CC: It’s my turn, get
out here Juarez, me and Triple X are going to fight for this belt.
(Manuel SB: What are you doing
here Sight? WS: Well, I had planned
on wrestling, but I might add some color to your commentary… BB: Cameron Cruise is
going right after Triple X, taking it to the corner and unleashing boots, and I
guess this is the Presidential Title bout… Cameron Cruise claims he never
really lost that belt… WS: He had a chance to
win it at ELVIS, but he couldn’t get past Aho and Lang… SB: Shut up and call
the match, Freak… WS: You’re just
asking for some more tar and feathers, Benson… BB: Cruise whips the
champ into the far side and follows in with a spinning elbow, and Triple X hits
the canvas. He’s lacing some boots
into the side of Triple X’s head, now, and he goes for a cover, he gets a one,
but Cameron Cruise knows you can’t beat a champion the caliber of X that easy. WS: I’ve got to give
Triple X credit, he’s a hell of an athlete and after what Gemini did to him,
he got right back up. I take pride
in being the most intense, spirited competitor here, but Triple X gave me a run
for my money in
New Orleans, and just like that, Triple X is on top of this match, a hip toss
followed up by a legdrop and now he hits the ropes and drops an elbow… BB: He’s making the
cover! One, Two… No! Cameron Cruise kicks out and Trip continues the offense
by shooting him into the far side, following in with a clothesline but Cameron
Cruise ducks and comes off with one of his own, sending Triple X to the mat.
Cruise looks very aggressive here, he’s lacing boots against Triple X
in the corner and WS: Cruise has a chip
on his shoulder roughly the size of
Connecticut
. SB: Call the match,
Sight. There’s Cruise with a side headlock applied… WS: Oh, and you never
sit here and make comments about the wrestlers, do ya’ Benson?
Nothing like… “Wicked Sight doesn’t belong in the CSWA”… or
“The Warhorse Punk”… or “The Sno-Cone Man”… SB:
Shut up, punk. BB: Back to action,
Triple X now with a hammerlock applied in the center of the ring, but Cruise
drops to a knee and throws X over his back, X to his feet after a kemp-up and he
chops at Cruise, Cruise ducks and spins Triple X around… side suplex and he
goes for a cover again… Triple X kicks out immediately and Cruise is visibly
upset… WS: It would help
Cruise to just calm down… feed off the energy in the arena but it’s stupid
to get caught up in anger because you can’t get a pinfall over the champ in
just a few minutes… SB: How’s your
shoulder these days, Freak? WS: You never stop do
ya’, Benson? I feel all right, I
had some time after Gemini did his number on me to get recuperated. BB: Cameron
Cruise is mad, folks, and he’s taking it out on the referee instead of his
opponent, he’s in WS: That’s
what you get when you’re not totally focused on your opponent. BB: Cruise
gets up and he just LEVELED Triple X, Cameron Cruise is almost a cruiserweight
but don’t let his size fool you, Cameron Cruise is in the CSWA because he has
the ability to make up for anything else he lacks.
Triple X just went down hard, but of course he’s right back up… WS: He’s
resilient, that’s for sure. BB: Cameron
Cruise with a shot to the head, and another, and another, and now he sends
Triple X to the ropes and Trip comes back with a dropkick, and Cruise goes
down… Triple X follows it up with a hip toss, and he hits the ropes, Asai
moonsault but NO, Cameron Cruise put his knees up and Triple X is clutching his
stomach, Cruise rolls out of the ring and it looks like he’s not looking for a
breather… Cruise looks ANGRY, a side we haven’t seen for some time… SB: He’s
looking for that STEEL CHAIR… WS: I
don’t know why he’s going to throw away his chance to get back his sacred
belt… (Cruise looks over toward Sight and points, saying
“Pay attention.”) WS: Worry
about your match, punk… BB: Cruise
just rolled into the ring with that steel chair and he just shoved SB: Where
are you going? BB: Folks,
Wicked Sight just left the table, the referee has called for the bell… Cruise
with another shot to the back of our Presidential champion…
Sight’s in the ring, he spins Cameron Cruise around and VIEW TO A KILL!
VIEW TO A KILL, CRUISE’S FACE HIT HIS OWN STEEL CHAIR, Wicked Sight
just laid out Cameron Cruise… listen to this crowd, it’s going off the
charts here… (CUE UP: “Just
Got Wicked” by Cold) SB: Why?
Because Sight butted his nose into something? BB: Wicked
Sight is doing the right thing here, he’s helped Triple X up to his feet in
the corner, and now this young man is heading out of here… Triple X is filing
out as well and Cameron Cruise is just now starting to stir.
We’ve got to head to a commercial break, folks… (CUE UP: “Feel So Numb” by Rob Zombie – small reaction
as the tron displays the logo of Lance Liezure in blood red letters followed by
a few skateboarding tricks. Lance then steps out from behind the curtain with
skateboard in hand to a slightly larger, nice reception.) BB: And here comes the CSWA’s newest addition, recently signed, Lance Liezure, out here to make his presence known here in the CSWA! And it seems these fans have already taken a liking to this kid! SB: WHY? What's so special about him? He’s another Wicked
Sight, Johnny Lang, Steve Radder… another loser. BB: He’s worth his pay if he rids the wrestling business of
JJ Deville, I’ll tell you that… (Lance walks up the ring steps and into the ring. He goes to
the middle rope and holds the board by the trucks high above his head. He steps
back down and grabs the mic.) Lance: It's great to be here in
(Lance rests his arms at his side and waits… no response. ) Lance: Guess your not going to show! Typical! Hit my music! (His music cues up as Lance climbs to the middle rope again
and holds his board out for the fans. Out of nowhere, JJ slides into the ring,
dropping a chair and hits a superkick, knocking Leizure to the ground.) BB: There's JJ right there! Where did he come from? SB: The crowd, Buckley, you moron! (He falls backward and starts to get his composure just as JJ
wraps the steel chair around Lance's skull, busting him open.) BB: What an attack by JJ
DeVille! He's left Lance Liezure
helpless! Now look at JJ standing over Lance flexing his 'muscles' and there’s
that damned strut! He's only able to do that since he just attacked the man from
behind WITH A CHAIR! SB: I think this is hilarious myself! Excellent!
Go JJ! (J.J. struts around the ring for a minute until Lance starts
to get to his feet AGAIN!) BB: Lance is moving! A superkick and a chair shot and Lance
is getting back to his feet! And there goes J.J. DeVille! Once he saw Lance
stand up he headed for the low road, and he’s doing the Lance: Looks like it's me and you then.....STREET FIGHT!! I'm
going to show you at Anniversary! DAMN POSER! (Lance
slams the mic down and chases after JJ into the back!) (CUT TO: Cameron Cruise is walking down the hall backstage,
obviously disgusted and bothered about what just took place with Wicked Sight.
Around the corner, walks a woman, dressed poorly in sweatshirt and pants, with
her curly hair pulldown in front of her black sunglasses. As both continue around the corner, neither one of them
paying attention to ahead of them, bump into each other. CC: Watch
it, would ya’? Woman: Sorry
about that, Cammy… (The
woman turns and begins walking away, realizing what she had just said…) CC: Yeah, I know,
I--wait a minute...It can't be.... (Cameron turns around confused, to an empty hallway.) CC: Mercy?
BB: Fans, when we return, it's time for the World Title match! We'll be right back. SB: I've got to... um... hit the restroom again. BB: Yeah, okay, Sammy. I'd tell ya to get me a pretzel.... if the concessionaires would sell you anything. (laughs) |