CSWA PRIMETIME in St. Louis |
Part Five |
December 26, 2001 |
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UP: " SB:
It doesn't matter who is in the ring, Buckley. There is one man and one
man only who stands in the pantheon of wrestling legends... and the only
man who can make me stop doin' shots of Tequiza for more than five
minutes... and that is Eddy Love. BB:
It's going to be interesting to see the next few minutes... usually ring
introductions are nothing more than pomp and circumstance, but this is
going to tell if Troy Windham and Eddy Love are on the same page. They've
exchanged some barbs with each other over the past few weks. SB:
Trust me, Sammy, everything is fine. I was partying with them before the
show and all is well at the (CUE
UP: "Let's Go" by The Cars. CUT TO: The arena. The Video wall
screen has the big Playboy Bunny logo in gold, followed by a shot of BB:
BB:
Now SB:
WOO! These two got moves Fred Astaire can only DREAM of having. BB:
Wait-- wait! SB:
NO! NO! DON'T DO IT GUYS! BB:
But Randalls just slid into the ring and DOUBLE SPEARS BOTH OF THEM OUT OF
THEIR BOOTS! And now SB:
Man, look at Randalls. He looks like a rabid dog tonight. He doesn't even
look like a human being. BB:
Randalls has said that tonight's match is more than just a match for
him... it's about the survival of his career. For months, he and The
Playboys have been going at it. And tonight, he stands alone against Eddy
Love and Troy Windham. Randalls is stomping away on Love, laying the boots
to the man whose hair he cut only a few months ago! But SB:
Ya gotta hand it to Eddy Love. He wants to show Randalls that he is his
superior, which we ALL know he is, and he'll pin his best friend if he has
to. BB:
SB:
Man... this guy took The Heartthrob's hair, now he's going to take Eddy's
head off. Somebody should lock him up. BB:
Without any wasted motion, Randalls is stomping away on Love. Now he has
Love hooked-- SNAP SUPLEX! RANDALLS HOLDS ON AND ROLLS OVER! WE'VE SEEN
THIS BEFORE FROM THE WOLF! A SECOND ROLLING SNAP SUPLEX! AND RANDALLS
AGAIN HOLDS ON! HE'S GOING FOR A THIRD-- NO! SB:
Man, Randalls is even more insane than Mike Tyson. BB:
Randalls is getting up and spins--
WINDHAM LEAPS UP AND CATCHES HIM WITH A FRANKENSTEINER! AND HE CRADLES THE
LEGS! ONE... TWO... EDDY LOVE HOOKS SB:
NO! That just jammed BB:
I think he DOES know that, Sammy. And that's why he did just that. SB:
Eddy is wrenching it in... the true master of bringing old moves back into
the forefront of professional wrestling. BB:
Randalls is grimacing in pain... but now he is crawling towards the ropes
and grabs the bottom rope, forcing Pee Wee Troutman to command Love to
break the hold. SB:
Randalls was about to give up, also. He's such a quitter. BB:
Love isn't breaking the hold, and Troutman is counting up to five... AND
OHNOOOOOOO! RANDALLS JUST KICKED EDDY LOVE BELOW THE BELT! SB:
And the entire female population of BB:
Love falls to the mat, and Randalls is slow getting to his feet, pulling
himself up on the ropes. Randalls now up and he's now kicking Love in the
small of the back, ruthlessly. Again with a measured kick. Randalls now
picks Love up by what remains of his hair and he picks Love up-- NO! Eddy
thumbs Randalls in the eye and whips the Wolf into the ropes-- NO!
Randalls reverses and OHHHHHHHHHMAN! HE JUST BACKDROPPED EDDY LOVE OVER
THE TOP ROPE ONTO SB:
NO! NO! THAT SHOULD BE A DISQUALIFICATION! BB:
Randalls is on the mat and he runs-- OHHHH AIR RANDALLS FLIES AGAIN! MIKE
RANDALLS JUST LEAPT OVER THE TOP ROPE WITHOUT USING HIS HANDS AND CRASHED
ONTO BOTH EDDY LOVE AND SB:
And I can't believe it either! I had Eddy Love winning in under five
minutes! BB:
All three guys are up... Troutman is making all three guys roll back into
the ring now. And he's counting to ten to see if any of these guys can get
up... SB:
It wouldn't surprise me if BB:
Eddy is now getting up, and so is SB:
Smart move. To win a match like this, you have to make sure the odd man
out is out of the picture. BB:
Eddy looks over his shoulder and grabs Randalls by the boots-- HE
CATAPULTS RANDALLS TOWARDS TROY WHO COMES OUT OF THE CORNER WITH A SPEAR!
RANDALLS JUST GOT BROKEN IN TWO! SB:
What teamwork from the Playboys there... who says they aren't on the same
page? BB:
Eddy is now staring at Randalls-- TROY HOOKS EDDY FROM BEHIND! HE HITS THE
SLACKKNIFE REVERSE NECKBREAKER!!! EDDY IS OUT! SB:
NO! NO! BB:
SB:
Randalls HAS to be on drugs. He was folded on the mat just a few seconds
ago. How did he get up? BB:
Randalls now pulls SB:
NOOOOO! BB:
LOVE IS CLIMBING TO THE MIDDLE ROPE! HE LEAPS OFF! SB:
WHAT'S TROUTMAN DOING? BB:
TROUTMAN IS CALLING FOR THE SB:
NO! NO! THAT'S NOT RIGHT! THIS IS A TRAVESTY! BB:
EDDY LOVE CAN'T BELIEVE IT! Randalls rolls out of the ring, walking
back... And Eddy and Thanks to all the matchwriters that helped out! |