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Rudy Seizter here for your loving CS TRIBUNE.  You know, as the 'sniffer' in the business, I get all kinds of people coming to me with all kinds of gossip.  As you all know, I helped break the story about Nemesis and K-9 being brothers.  Well...I got a little more information lately:

(The camera shows Rudy Seitzer sitting in a room with the looks of an office about it, Rudy is digging through some papers but it looks as if he's waiting for somebody. His eyes keep going up to the door. Seitzer has bags under his eyes, it appears he had a good nights sleep in some time, he just keeps frantically looking over papers. He doesn't even hear the door open or the man approach.)

Man: Hello? Seitzer?

(Rudy jumps up in shock, but realizes who it is and seems pleased. he walks around the desk and greets the man, shakes his hand, then offers him a seat.)

Rudy: Mr. Anderson, I presume.

J.D. Armstrong: Armstrong actually.

Rudy: Sorry, thanks for coming down here. I know you have a busy schedule, patients and all.

J.D. Armstrong: Yes, why did you call me down here anyway?

Rudy: Yes, well you have one of our employees is your patients Neme....(stopping mid sentence and feeling a bit foolish)....er....Barry Aishton.

J.D. Armstrong: You realize I have to keep my client's condition confidentiality.

Rudy: Mr. Armstrong, I'm not asking for you to tell me what he's done, or to convict him, we already have his residence on file. I simply want to confirm some rumors floating around him.

J.D. Armstrong: I'll see what I can do.

Rudy: Thank you, well are the rumors true?

J.D. Armstrong: What rumors?

Rudy: Well, one of them states he commited suicide.

J.D. Armstrong: I can confirm to you that Mr. Aishton is alive and well.

Rudy: Is he still crazy?

J.D. Armstrong: No one is crazy Mr. Seitzer, that is a very harsh word to use, especially about one of your own employees.

Rudy: Well when he left here, he was talking to a chair, and the like.

J.D. Armstrong: My clients mental awareness is not at it's peak, but he is not clinically insane. And if this is how you approach an interview, I'm afraid I won't be staying much longer.

Rudy: Well how is he doing then?

J.D. Armstrong: I'm sorry I really must atend to Mr. Aishton and my other clients, and I'd rather help those in the Betty Ford Clinic then answer your pathetic questions in this little "organization" of yours, I bid you good day.

(At that J.D. stands up and leaves, leaving Rudy still very much in the dark.)

So there you have it folks...but fret not, Rudy's on the case.  And I always get the answers.

UPDATED 8/4/99

Updated 8/4/99

I'm Rudy Seitzer, and welcome to CSWA Grapevine, where we track down the rumors running rampant here in the world of wrestling.  As always, I have to start with a standard disclaimer:  we cannot verify any of the rumors reported here.  Some may be true, some may be outright false...but they've all been passed to me by various sources.  So don't come crying to Rudy...got it?


Many are speculating about Hornet's final words at the end of ANNIVERSARY.  "What have I done?"  Well, what exactly is Hornet talking about....sleeping with Jewels Windham, branding Mark Vizzack, losing the IRONMAN?    I don't know for sure...but I do know that Mark Windham is going to want some answers.  And we've seen how ugly things can get when Mark wants answers.

One Windham wants answers, the other wants to be back in the Main Event.  Troy Windham popped his head into the Main at ANNIVERSARY...and got the shock of his life.  But he rebounded quickly, didn't he?  I believe our dear misnamed Windham has quite a bit hidden up his sleeve, along with his multi-year, multi-million dollar contract, which made Troy one of the top five paid wrestlers in the CSWA...as well as the world.

Word from those close to Mark Vizzack reveals that the former World Champ may be out of action for four to six weeks with a broken collarbone and dislocated shoulder.

Rumor has it that CS Enterprises is in the midst of a deal to expand their operations on the Internet.  Word has them linked closely with Bob Ryder and 1wrestling.com.  More information in the upcoming days ahead.

Behind the scenes, it seems as if some of the 'old-timers' are upset over the recent success of newcomers like Wicked Sight, Jesse Solomon and Lawrence Stanley.  Commissioner Thomas has threatened to give some of the unsatisfied employees their walking papers.

That's it for now, Fans... I'll keep you posted.


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