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[Diablo]

(Cue up "Thus Spake Zahathutra")

It was 15 years ago today...

(Stock footage of the sun and moon rapidly rising and setting.)

A great miracle occurred...

(Happy images are thrown across the screen, flowers blooming, Giraffes trotting across a field, that kinda stuff.)

One man was placed on this Earth to make it a better place...



...ME!

Yeah, so you all have to love me today. I mean, [i]more[/i] than usual. :-)

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[i]"I blow your mind. You just blow."[/i]

 

[andreshadow]

Happy birthday..

But I'm 2 years older, so HA!

Then again, I know there are people around here who are close to 30, so I can't brag or anything...

 

[ShawnHartXXX]

Take it from somebody older and wiser... that picture is still quite disturbing. 15, eh? The thought of you operating an automobile in the not-so-distant future is also quite disturbing. Happy anniversary...