Re: #1 Contender for NEW World Tag Titles: Saviors of Wrestling vs Jack n’ Hoff
"And I thought we were the ones on drugs."
(Jack tosses his baseball cap onto the computer desk.)
"Speak for yourself, buddy."
(Hoff walks behind the counter and reaches into the refridgerator to grab a Coors Light.)
"But, yea, I must admit that the Saviors of Wrestling seemed a little, well, off."
"I think it is because they can't handle defeat. Not like us. We take it in stride, and we're going to waltz into Wrestlestock and walk out with a title shot."
(Jack walks past Hoff and grabs his own Coors Light.)
"And then we'll walk out with the titles."
(Jack smiles as he pops open his can, and continues.)
"But look at them. Adam Benjamin looks tired. Defeated. He couldn't even control Maxwell."
"That seems like a full time job to me."
"Hell yea. I mean, just look at the guy. He's crowing about being the MCW World Champion."
(Jack chugs the beer down and slams the empty can on the counter.)
"Champion of a dead promotion. Shows what talent he has. The company went under, it was a First Class tanking if you ask me."
(Hoff just shakes his head in disbelief.)
"You need to take a class on one-liners."
"You need to take a class on shutting the door when you're jerki..."
(Hoff slaps at the empty beer can in an attempt to hit Jack.)
(Hoff turns to the camera.)
"Let's get one thing straight, guys. Wrestlestock isn't going to be a night where the Saviors of Wrestling can make any mistakes. You slip up once, and you'll find yourselves on the receiving end of the Sweet, Sweet Release."
(Jack steps in front of Hoff, blocking him.)
"And that's something Hoff knows a lot about!"
(Hoff pushes Jack from behind causing him to stumble out of the picture. We hear a loud crash and a cry of surprise.)
"**** off, Jack."
(Hoff looks at the camera.)
"And **** off to you two as well."