SouthernBoy
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{{...FADE-IN: SHANE SOUTHERN stands in front of a CSWA FISH FUND backdrop. He's dressed in the new bright red CSWA Party's Over t-shirt, faded jeans, and worn out cowboy boots. His brown hair, now streaked with blond highlights, is tied in a pony tail. He paces in front of the backdrop for a moment, apparently deep in thought...}}
SHANE SOUTHERN: " Geezus Mary mothera' God. I never heard so much talkin' in mah' whole LIFE. I tell ya, if flappin' yer gums was a sure fire way ta' win titles, you boy's would have more gold than Midas himself. Unfortunatly, cuttin' twenty minute interviews, rehashin' tha' same ol' <BLEEP> over n' over n' over again ain't gonna get ya' tha' prize. It ain't tha' yella' brick road ta' US Title boys, so I guess, hell, we're just gonna' have ta' step in to tha' ring ta' settle this. "
" That scare you Danny boy? Does actually havin' ta' step into tha' ring with not one, not two, but THREE CSWA boys, just make ya' wanna' piss in yer pink panties? or is it just that yer scared of mah' accent. Maybe it puts visions of square dancin' n' collered greens in yer head? {{...shakes his head...}} Pitiful. Pull yer head outta' yer ass boy. This ain't that small time hole in tha' wall you're king of. Ain't nobody here gonna' think yer tha' king of tha' hill just 'cause you can cutta' few nice southern insults. Lemme' give ya' a tip, you might have history with Trip, you might hate Hornet's guts...but tha' guy you gotta' watch out fer is standing RIGHT HERE. See Dan, with all that's goin' on this federation, with all tha' side stories in this ONE match, what ever'body seems ta' be over'lookin' is WHO tha' BEST WRESTLER is. 'Cause regardless of what you THINK yer gonna' do ta' IVY, regardless of which one of us puts his boot up yer ass if ya' even get close, REGARDLESS of weather Triple X n' Hornet EVER come to n' understandin' about who's what and
where ... FACT remains, tha' guy that walks outta' Sweetwater with tha' US Title 'round his waist is gonna' be tha' guy that wrestles tha' BEST MATCH. I know it probably boggles yer mind that there's a place where guys can win on TALENT and not bein' tha' owners own personal BIT<BLEEP>H, but it's true Ryan. Come Sweetwater, yer gonna' find that out FIRST hand. Then, you can go runnin' home with yer tail tucked between yer legs n' tell those other no talent hacks down there just what a REAL MAN'S world is like. In case ya' can't wait Ryan ... here's a little preview."
" Inna' real man's world, guys like Hornet get ta' havva' match with two of tha' best young superstars in the sport without havin' ta' deal with an ignorant peice of trash insultin' his legacy. Hornet, I really don't have much ta' say ta' you that ain't already been said. You know where I'm comin' from, you KNOW where I wanna' go, and you KNOW HOW I wanna' get there. If I have ta' take tha' U.S Title offa' you ta' get there, I WILL. But ya' know Hornet, regardless of what you have ta' say IN FRONT of tha' cameras, YOU KNOW that Shane Southern was put in this match, probably just for tha' reason Dan Ryan said, to find a place for me on the Pay Per View. But ya' know, I really don't care. I'm here, I'm IN this match, I've GOT tha' opportunity ta' take tha' US belt off you, n' Hornet, if ya' thought I gave you a helluva' match LAST time, well {{...laughs...}} you ain't seen nuthin' yet. Yeah Hornet, you know I'm tha' ODD man out in this match. I don't have an ANGLE here ... n' I'm glad about that. 'Cause while yer seein' red at Dan Ryan and Triple X, I'll be tha' one that cleans yer clock. But I'll do it like a REAL MAN, not like a GXW snake.
" Do you get tha' concept yet Ryan?"
" Inna' real man's world, a guy like Triple X gets to step in the ring with a guy that's insulted him, AND threatened his girlfriend. He's gets ta' do it with two other guys keepin' tha' chicken turd from runnin' away like a scared little girl. Ya' know Trip, I ain't gonna' stand out here n' argue with ya' bout who's tha' better wrestler. You think you're better, {{...shrugs...}} n' it's pretty hard ta' argue, but you ain't never faced ME. You ain't never been in tha' ring with a guy who's "controlled recklessness" has no equal. You're lookin' atta' guy that's taken Evan Aho to his LIMIT ... TWICE, hell even beat 'em once. You're lookin' atta' guy who's ONLY problem in tha' CSWA seems ta' be that he's too damn NICE. "
" I got pinned by Aho 'cause I was lookin' ta' stomp a mud hole in Dan Ryan. I got pinned by Hornet 'cause I was lookin' out for Wicked Sight. Well here, in THIS MATCH, in THAT ring in Sweetwater, Texas, tha' only guy I'm lookin' out fer iS ME. No more mister Nice guy, if you'll pardon tha' overused sayin'. Yeah, I'm in this ta' take home a TILTE. SCREW you n' Hornet, SCREW you n' Dan Ryan, SCREW Dan Ryan and Hornet. ... and yeah, Sight, if yer listenin' SCREW YOU TOO. "
" Don't come down Sight. I'm tellin' you right now, GXW or not, CSWA or not, stay tha' HELL in tha' back. You n' me Sight, we've been through alot both in tha' ring and in tha' back. I've backed you, I've stood up for you, but when you left ME alone in tha' ring with one of tha' best tag teams in tha' WORLD, when you whacked Lawrence Stanly in tha' head with a chair, well ... you put that sliver of doubt in mah' mind. COULD It have been an accident? Sure. I don't doubt those things happen. CAN I take tha' CHANCE that it wasn't? HELL NO. This match it too important to me ... I HAVE ta' take this next step with NO distractions. So I'm askin' you, no matter how much ya' want ta' beat Dan Ryan's ass, not even if GUNS comes out ... stay away from mah' match. If I get beat down, fine. I can handle it likea' man. What I can't handle is another screwjob 'cause I was distracted, another loss 'cause you were on tha' outside stickin' up fer me. Once this thing is settled and tha' mole is flushed out, I shake yer hand, apologize, and buy you a beer. 'Till then, don't <BLEEP> with me. OK? "
" It's really quite simple boys. This is gonna' be a knock down, drag 'em out WAR. Tha' person that comes out with that gold belt is gonna' have ta' have that LITTLE somethin' extra, that LITTLE bit MORE ... that's ME gentelman, n' for you boys ... PARTY'S OVER. "
{{...FADE OUT...}}
SHANE SOUTHERN: " Geezus Mary mothera' God. I never heard so much talkin' in mah' whole LIFE. I tell ya, if flappin' yer gums was a sure fire way ta' win titles, you boy's would have more gold than Midas himself. Unfortunatly, cuttin' twenty minute interviews, rehashin' tha' same ol' <BLEEP> over n' over n' over again ain't gonna get ya' tha' prize. It ain't tha' yella' brick road ta' US Title boys, so I guess, hell, we're just gonna' have ta' step in to tha' ring ta' settle this. "
" That scare you Danny boy? Does actually havin' ta' step into tha' ring with not one, not two, but THREE CSWA boys, just make ya' wanna' piss in yer pink panties? or is it just that yer scared of mah' accent. Maybe it puts visions of square dancin' n' collered greens in yer head? {{...shakes his head...}} Pitiful. Pull yer head outta' yer ass boy. This ain't that small time hole in tha' wall you're king of. Ain't nobody here gonna' think yer tha' king of tha' hill just 'cause you can cutta' few nice southern insults. Lemme' give ya' a tip, you might have history with Trip, you might hate Hornet's guts...but tha' guy you gotta' watch out fer is standing RIGHT HERE. See Dan, with all that's goin' on this federation, with all tha' side stories in this ONE match, what ever'body seems ta' be over'lookin' is WHO tha' BEST WRESTLER is. 'Cause regardless of what you THINK yer gonna' do ta' IVY, regardless of which one of us puts his boot up yer ass if ya' even get close, REGARDLESS of weather Triple X n' Hornet EVER come to n' understandin' about who's what and
where ... FACT remains, tha' guy that walks outta' Sweetwater with tha' US Title 'round his waist is gonna' be tha' guy that wrestles tha' BEST MATCH. I know it probably boggles yer mind that there's a place where guys can win on TALENT and not bein' tha' owners own personal BIT<BLEEP>H, but it's true Ryan. Come Sweetwater, yer gonna' find that out FIRST hand. Then, you can go runnin' home with yer tail tucked between yer legs n' tell those other no talent hacks down there just what a REAL MAN'S world is like. In case ya' can't wait Ryan ... here's a little preview."
" Inna' real man's world, guys like Hornet get ta' havva' match with two of tha' best young superstars in the sport without havin' ta' deal with an ignorant peice of trash insultin' his legacy. Hornet, I really don't have much ta' say ta' you that ain't already been said. You know where I'm comin' from, you KNOW where I wanna' go, and you KNOW HOW I wanna' get there. If I have ta' take tha' U.S Title offa' you ta' get there, I WILL. But ya' know Hornet, regardless of what you have ta' say IN FRONT of tha' cameras, YOU KNOW that Shane Southern was put in this match, probably just for tha' reason Dan Ryan said, to find a place for me on the Pay Per View. But ya' know, I really don't care. I'm here, I'm IN this match, I've GOT tha' opportunity ta' take tha' US belt off you, n' Hornet, if ya' thought I gave you a helluva' match LAST time, well {{...laughs...}} you ain't seen nuthin' yet. Yeah Hornet, you know I'm tha' ODD man out in this match. I don't have an ANGLE here ... n' I'm glad about that. 'Cause while yer seein' red at Dan Ryan and Triple X, I'll be tha' one that cleans yer clock. But I'll do it like a REAL MAN, not like a GXW snake.
" Do you get tha' concept yet Ryan?"
" Inna' real man's world, a guy like Triple X gets to step in the ring with a guy that's insulted him, AND threatened his girlfriend. He's gets ta' do it with two other guys keepin' tha' chicken turd from runnin' away like a scared little girl. Ya' know Trip, I ain't gonna' stand out here n' argue with ya' bout who's tha' better wrestler. You think you're better, {{...shrugs...}} n' it's pretty hard ta' argue, but you ain't never faced ME. You ain't never been in tha' ring with a guy who's "controlled recklessness" has no equal. You're lookin' atta' guy that's taken Evan Aho to his LIMIT ... TWICE, hell even beat 'em once. You're lookin' atta' guy who's ONLY problem in tha' CSWA seems ta' be that he's too damn NICE. "
" I got pinned by Aho 'cause I was lookin' ta' stomp a mud hole in Dan Ryan. I got pinned by Hornet 'cause I was lookin' out for Wicked Sight. Well here, in THIS MATCH, in THAT ring in Sweetwater, Texas, tha' only guy I'm lookin' out fer iS ME. No more mister Nice guy, if you'll pardon tha' overused sayin'. Yeah, I'm in this ta' take home a TILTE. SCREW you n' Hornet, SCREW you n' Dan Ryan, SCREW Dan Ryan and Hornet. ... and yeah, Sight, if yer listenin' SCREW YOU TOO. "
" Don't come down Sight. I'm tellin' you right now, GXW or not, CSWA or not, stay tha' HELL in tha' back. You n' me Sight, we've been through alot both in tha' ring and in tha' back. I've backed you, I've stood up for you, but when you left ME alone in tha' ring with one of tha' best tag teams in tha' WORLD, when you whacked Lawrence Stanly in tha' head with a chair, well ... you put that sliver of doubt in mah' mind. COULD It have been an accident? Sure. I don't doubt those things happen. CAN I take tha' CHANCE that it wasn't? HELL NO. This match it too important to me ... I HAVE ta' take this next step with NO distractions. So I'm askin' you, no matter how much ya' want ta' beat Dan Ryan's ass, not even if GUNS comes out ... stay away from mah' match. If I get beat down, fine. I can handle it likea' man. What I can't handle is another screwjob 'cause I was distracted, another loss 'cause you were on tha' outside stickin' up fer me. Once this thing is settled and tha' mole is flushed out, I shake yer hand, apologize, and buy you a beer. 'Till then, don't <BLEEP> with me. OK? "
" It's really quite simple boys. This is gonna' be a knock down, drag 'em out WAR. Tha' person that comes out with that gold belt is gonna' have ta' have that LITTLE somethin' extra, that LITTLE bit MORE ... that's ME gentelman, n' for you boys ... PARTY'S OVER. "
{{...FADE OUT...}}