Aggression 56 is POSTED

[DBrunkGXW]

The show is now posted and can be accessed by clicking right here ON THIS VERY LINK!

Feedback is appreciated, requested, rewarded and worshipped by some cultures in the Amazon.

Particularly, we used some short forming to get this show out more quickly, so let me know what worked, what didn't and so on and so on.

Thanks all.

- Dave, EPW Owner

 

[User Poets]

The only thing I outwardly didn't like about the short forming is that it meant the advertised main event, the Heirs of Wrestling vs. the Outliers, got pushed to third. But that's a cosmetic issue, I thought the card was well written and got things started for the KOTC Tag edition in most interesting fashion.

Thanks go to Strawsma for writing what I thought was objectively the best match on the card, as well as for putting Impulse over like a million bucks in his debut. Couldn't have done any better myself, and I really really appreciate it.

Favorite lines:

MN: Not too bright, obviously. His only brain functions are “eat,” “drink,” “thrust,” and “destroy.”

and

MN: Hey, I can smell the unmistakable stench of pocky and failure from here too, but you don’t see me complaining about it!

 

[DBrunkGXW]

Yeah - I think that once I started putting the show together, regardless of how I presented it in the original lineup, it just made more sense to me to have the Copycat/Anarky vs. Shane/Stalker match be the main, especially with the Heirs match being a squash. My mistake really was that I should've billed it that way in the first place.

But like you said, cosmetic.

I also thought Straw's match was fantastic, but then, what else is new?

 

[thegr817deuce]

Aww, thanks Dave. I'm glad you're happy enough about my return to put Shane right into the main event and that it had nothing to do with the involvement of the world champion...

 

[EpyonMarx]

The short forming worked well It definitely sped things along and kept the show going at a nice pace.

 

[TSiegel]

I agree, definitely.

 

[TH]

I like that Lesbian Siegel wasn't just some joke and is now a real character. MORE LESBIAN SIEGEL!

 

[TSiegel]

I like that Lesbian Siegel wasn't just some joke and is now a real character. MORE LESBIAN SIEGEL!

I hate you guys.

 

[LQJT86C]

Can his full name be Lester B.N. Sigel?

 

[User Poets]

Where the B.N. stands for Beyonce Nutsack.

 

[LQJT86C]

Lester Siegel sounds like a hardcore sex offender. Wonder what he looks like?

 

[User Poets]

I did a Google Image Search and came up with this:

 

[TSiegel]

Arthur Spooner.

 

[DBrunkGXW]

Well, the Lesbian Siegel character is a buxom blonde female character, and thus... Billy and Pete, you are retarded. How can you fail at insulting Tom? Sheesh.

 

[User Poets]

Well, the Lesbian Siegel character is a buxom blonde female character, and thus... Billy and Pete, you are retarded. How can you fail at insulting Tom? Sheesh.

It's so easy we've had to restore the fun by adding stream of consciousness word association to the equation.