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[ANCALAGON] Breaking The Silence

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The following statement, recorded by ANCALAGON, was originally aired and discussed on Sirius/XM’s Rosenberg Radio and was later rebroadcast and re-discussed on Sirius/XM’s Busted Open Radio.

ANCALAGON: Unlike my colleague Zack, I do not like to talk about our immortality, for my own personal reasons. But I feel compelled to bring it up here, because it is a fitting backdrop to one of the things I have loved the most that have come from the realm of human imagination.

This very tool that I speak to you on today: the radio.

For many, many years before this invention humans had struggled to communicate over long distances. There was never a truly effective method to make ones thoughts known over great distances. Sure, humans could write things down on a piece of paper and send them off with another human, but that system was far from perfect.

There were early communication alternatives. of course, such as the telegraph. But using a telegraph required specialized equipment and knowledge not common to all people. For regular communication this method would not do.

Then we got radio.

I'm not going to bore you with the details of the history of radio, though I find it fascinating. What I will say is that radio has evolved into an easily accessible method of communication, so much so that it is still used today despite the inventions of television and the Internet.

It is, by far, one of my favorite human inventions, and I can think of no better way to break my silence than to use a radio broadcast.

For those of you who tuned in, I have been absent since BRAWL 71 due to the fact that Legion attacked me during the first encounter between the Chromatic Dragons and the Graverobbers. Even as an immortal, when you get to be a certain age, some things don't bounce back as well as they used to. Legion's attack was savage and came at a moment where I was truly focused on the matter of prying the EMT titles from the Black Market's grasp and thus was not able to defend myself properly. While I am loathe to give credit to the Black Market, Legion’s mind often walks the tightrope between tactician and insane man, and at that moment he erred on the side of tactician.

So congratulations, Legion. The first battle was won by you and your charges.

But if you think that has had a negative effect on us, then you have erred on the side of insanity.

The Chromatic Dragons have become galvanized, Legion. I have dedicated my focus and my energies into making sure that your influence falls apart sooner rather than later, and when I return to BRAWL 72, the fruits of my planning and both Zack and Zero's hard work will begin to bear. They exist now for one purpose...to conquer the Black Market and grasp hold of those EMT tag titles that the Graverobbers currently clutch onto. And there is no force on this planet, be it Ill Fortune, Dirty Deeds, or any other team that will stop us from coming for you and yours, Legion.

Wherever you go, whatever you do, your team will need to look to the skies. They will need to look for the Dragons swooping down, ready to lay waste to those who would defy us. This BRAWL, in Wichita, the Dragons will touch down to do battle with you, and we bring with us a man of great fury and great anger. And his anger, Legion, is what will keep him focused on the cause. His lust for your blood, while personally distasteful, will unite our team, if only for one night.

[A moment of dead air.]

ANCALAGON: Do you notice the pattern, Legion?

Do you notice the line of men lined up to get a piece of your Black Market? Not just the Fellowship...not just Teddy Alexander...but men like Dorchester Stratton and Blaine Hollywood...teams like Ill Fortune...the enemies, they are a growing in number, aren't they?

And here you are, burning bridges with one of the few allies you had left.

It will only be a matter of time before your attention becomes diverted, like mine did by turning away from you and focusing on the EMT tag title match at BRAWL 71. And when that happens, when your eye comes off the ball for a split second, that will be the moment of your fall.

And once you fall, so too will Bandit and Devastator.

Welcome to your Dying.
 
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“Dragons… pay attention for a fuckin’ minute here.”

FADE IN: on TEDDY ALEXANDER sitting before his laptop letting it stream him from a hotel room somewhere on the way to Wichita. The room is cheap. TEDDY wears a CHROMATIC DRAGONS t-shirt with the sleeves crudely cut off.

TEDDY ALEXANDER:
“See, I got an agenda here. I got an agenda t’make some motherfuckers accountable for their actions. I got an agenda to take three men down. Take ‘em out. REMOVE ‘em from da active list.

“In plain and simple terms.”

He grins wickedly.

TEDDY ALEXANDER:
“I’ma break their fucken necks.”

He shrugs.

TEDDY ALEXANDER:
“See, at da Random Rumble there were some individuals who CHOSE to fuck up my program. A certain trio of assholes who put their hand in my fate. A decision they made, at dat point in time, to put nails in their own coffins.

“See, Dragons, I got no problem with you. None. And let’s keep it dat way. Here’s our strategy. So pay attention.”

He clears his throat, like it might gain their attention further.

TEDDY ALEXANDER:
“I’ll HELP you destroy everybody else in dat match. Dirty Money and Ramsey? They’re B-Grade celebrities at da boat show. They’ll cash their cheque and keep clear so they don’t get unprettied by my boot. We’ll clean ‘em up and pull ‘em apart.

“But our focus? Da focus of our attention?

“Da Black Market.”

The warmth drains from his face and it grows steely. He snarls.

TEDDY ALEXANDER:
“Legion. Dis is all on you. What’s goin’ to happen in Wichita is ALL – ON – YOU!

“See, I know them two idiots don’t do nothin’ unless it comes from your word. Your order. And I KNOW for a FACT dat it was YOU who twisted my fate at da Rumble. I know it. I know it in my heart of hearts. Those two idiots couldn’t shit in each other’s mouthes without your instruction.

“So here’s how I see it goin’ down.

“Me snappin’ your fuckin’ neck in Kansas.”

Shrug.

TEDDY ALEXANDER:
“It’s DAT fuckin’ simple.

“Them Graverobbers. Them supposed EMT Champions. Them little lapdogs of yours. They’ll get their dues. You ALL… get your dues. But my eyes are set on you. My eyes are on you. I’m comin’ for you, Legion. I’m comin’ for you and I’m goin’ to pull you apart.

“YOU are in my crosshairs, Legion, and I promise you… I MOTHER – FUCKIN’ – PROMISE you…

“I’m legit fuckin’ beast mode.”

He nods his head matter-of-factly.

TEDDY ALEXANDER:
“Dragons… I’ll soften them little asshat Graverobbers up for you. I will help you. Here’s how I help you. I will help you BECOME da EMT Champs. Dat is da penance those assholes will pay. I am makin’ it my BUSINESS to make those assholes lose their belts. But here’s da deal…

“You help me get Legion? You help me get my hands around his throat and choke da life out of him? You do dat and I get you your belts.”

Snarl.

TEDDY ALEXANDER:
“Do we have a deal, Dragons? Huh?

“I hope so. Coz you don’t wanna get in my way if we don’t.

“Coz da bodies… HIT! Da floooooorrrrrrrr!”

He reaches out and slams the laptop shut.

CUT to BLACK!
 

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[BURST OF STATIC!]

[Standing in front of the camera, in order, are ANCALAGON (in front), “BLACK” ZACK DRAGON (to the left and behind Ancalagon, and OMEGA ZERO (looming large over the background).]

ANCALAGON:
Mr. Alexander, I believe we have an accord. We will help you obtain Legion, and you will help us against the Graverobbers.

OMEGA ZERO:
But there is one condition.

“BLACK” ZACK DRAGON:
There will be a reckoning someday between our ally Leynada De Ocho and you. When that day comes, you and he must reconcile your past deeds, and it is our duty by our oath as a Fellowship to stand aside and let you two settle your differences.

ANCALAGON:
But that aside, we can assure you that we will have your back in Wichita, and we will seek NO RETRIBUTION on his behalf.

ZERO:
For ours is the war against the Black Market. And we must unite to destroy them once and for all.

[STATIC-OUT!]
 

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[FADE IN: on TEDDY ALEXANDER standing in a gymnasium, filmed viral-style by a handheld camera. It's wonky but good enough. The punching bag beside him sways. Sweat drips from his rad beard. He wears a LEYENDA DE OCHO "1UP!" t-shirt with the sleeves crudely cut off. He runs a forearm across his mouth.]

TEDDY ALEXANDER:
"A deals a deal. I'll remember your words and you better hope you stay true to them.

"I'll give you da Black Market. You give me Legion.

"And when da time comes..."

[He stops and chuckles.]

TEDDY ALEXANDER:
"IF... da time comes and Leyenda de Ocho can walk again and he stupidly decides to step foot into da ring with me you better keep true on your word. You don't wanna break dis. I promise you.

"Dat's your warnin'."

[He swings a massive left across his body into the punching bag, which jumps on the chain it hangs on.]

TEDDY ALEXANDER:
"Dragons. Me and you are gonna have a whole lot'f fun and a whole lot more BLOOD on our hands in Kansas. It'll be fucken beautiful.

"Remember: Legion mine. EMTs yours.

"Remember dat and da world's a happier place.

"And ya bodies don't hit da floor."

[FADE to BLACK!]
 

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