(The screen comes in on the CSWA Greensboro Championship belt, and then we slowly back away until Jean Rabesque comes into the picture, wearing the normal gear, Rabesque calmly looks into the camera, smiles a bit, pats that belt he holds over his left shoulder, and speaks)
“It’s been over 18 months, on one of those nights when the CSWA got a show in, when Jean Rabesque pinned Kin Hiroshi to win the Greensboro title. Hell, 2 years is going to be upon us before you know it.
“And here I am now, all this time later, as the only damn champion this company has left, the man that has proven to everyone who has come a-callin’ that he is the best damn wrestler in the world today, and the man that should already be carrying that belt that we’re having as tournament for right now!
“Sure, they decided to strip that roided out freak Ryan, and in that moment, they had the chance to crown a rightful champion, the man that actually earned the title, the man that won a match and beat a worthy competitor. But no, they decided to put the belt on Joey F(FCC)ing Melton. JOEY MELTON! And of course, I decided to take some action and confront Mr. Thomas, who told me if I wanted a shot, then I could go about defending my Greensboro title against any and all comers, which is EXACTLY what I did. Anybody who wanted a shot got one, open contracts as far as the eye can see, and here I stand, 18 months later, with the Greensboro title around my shoulder.
“So Southern wins the belt, the shot that I should have had, and he goes and gets himself hurt. So now Steve Thomas has the chance to make things right. Hell, even a one on one match, I really didn’t care who the opponent was, all I wanted was a match to prove all along that I deserved that title. That’s all I needed. But no, that wasn’t meant to be, all the boys up top have to look out for punks that have been here all along. They have to keep the New Blood, the New Uprising from reaching up and taking the proverbial brass ring. 16 men, one tournament. Let me make something abundantly clear.....
“I’m tired of getting screwed around.
“Fine, if it takes 15 men going down before me, then so be it, because I have dealt with enough crap, that I am not going to give anyone in the CSWA any more ammunition to take what is rightfully mine. And it sure as hell....... isn’t going to be Boogie Smallz.
“Boogie, why are you even still here? Isn’t the writing on the wall? Haven’t you figured out by now that you are never going to amount to anything? How long have you been here and what have you won? But no, you had the chance Boogie, and you BLEW IT! Go back in line!! What, you honestly think that I was afraid of you, and that’s why I wouldn’t sign your rematch? (Chuckles) You gotta be kidding me! Boogie, you are NOTHING to me, and to be quite honest, I really didn’t feel like you were worth my time.
“You came out and answered the challenge, and I gave you a title match that quite frankly you didn’t deserve, and I won the damn match. Your response is complaining that I won’t give you ANOTHER title match you don’t deserve?
“Does anyone else not see the logic in this?
“But now, you have another chance a title, the biggest title in the business, and again, it is one you don’t deserve.
“Let me point something out to you Boogie, nobody is ever oppressed in the wrestling business for ten years. NEVER. Eventually, the cream always rises to the top, and everybody who deserves one does eventually get their chance. Hell, I’m getting it now, and I’m full well about to take advantage of it. Boogie, the fact is you have NEVER been oppressed. The fact simply is Boogie that YOU SUCK!
“You can’t wrestle, you can’t get it done on the stick, and you are someone that no one in the CSWA has EVER come out to see. You are in no way marketable, and you are in no way entertaining. That is why you have never gotten a shot at ANYTHING Boogie, except for a Greensboro Title Shot.
“I always thought a ‘thank you’ would have sufficed.
“But no, it’s not going to be like that. You feel insulted, and ‘you don’t play that ish.’ Poor f(FCC)king baby Boogie. Get over yourself and maybe take a wrestling lesson. Until then, SHUT UP AND GET OFF THE SCREEN!
“People want to see wrestling Boogie, they don’t want to see you. Maybe when you realize you’re nothing but a sideshow joke, you can have a happier life. Go ahead, get mad, I know you will. Of course now that I say this you’ll try to play it off like it’s nothing, right....... dawg? (Chuckles) Tell me everything you want to say Boogie, because it isn’t going to matter. You can make yourself look as nice as you want but remember one thing....
“As much as you may polish up a piece of crap....... it’s still a piece of crap.
“No false gimmicks, no false hype, I am the CSWA Greensboro Champion, and the NEXT CSWA World Heavyweight Champion, I am Jean Rabesque.”