BOMB Voyage: Minis Match: Arquito Iris vs. PHENOMITO

[PaulNJ21]

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[Diablo]

(Fadein: El Arco Iris and Arquito Iris are on the center of the main deck of the cruise ship, near one of the bars where the luau karaoke luau is taking place, El Arco Iris is standing in front of one of the karaoke machines, Arquito Iris, dressed in exactly the same mask and clohtes as the original, only of course, smaller, is standing on a bar stool and still only is as tall as Iris. They both have a microphone in hand, and are reading the teleprompter as Sonny and Cher's "I got you babe" plays in the background.)

El Arco Iris: They say our love won't pay the rent, before it's earned, our money's all been speeeeeeent...

(Arquito Iris suddenly holds his stomach and begins to strain to sing the words.)

Arquito Iris: Well I guess that's so we don't have a po--pooooo--augh, OH! EVERYONE! DON'T EAT THE PUPU PLATTER! IT'S EVIL! IT'S EV--

(Arquito Iris promptly vomits all over himself and the barstool.)

El Arco Iris: Oh boy, mini Iris just maxi-barfed. El Arco Iris will go clean him up.

(El Arco Iris hoists Arquito Iris over his shoulder and carries the dazed mini off, all while the music is still playing and we FTB.)

 

[ShawnHartXXX]

FADE IN: With his flowing locks of blonde bouncing with the fresh sea breeze, PHENOMITO stands near a chair with the pool in the background. With his hand placed gently upon the arm rest, he speaks to the unseen person sitting in the chair.

PHENOMITO:​

Soooooo, my little CUPCAKE... what do ya say we blow this popsicle stand and get us some milkshakes??​

CUT TO: The person to whom he's speaking, a 12 year old girl working on her tan.

Girl:​

You're WEIRD, mister! Leave me alone!​

CUT TO: The pool, where the Phenom is looking on with a woman on each arm, shaking his head.

CUT TO: PHENOMITO, acknowledging his mentor with a shy grin. He then turns back to the girl, only to be met with a SMACK from her mother's purse!

PHENOMITO:​

Ohh yeeeeeeeah...​

FADE OUT

 

[Diablo]

(Fadein: El Arco Iris and Arquito Iris sitting at a table in the ship's big restaurant, Arquito Iris is in a baby's high chair, and both have the kid's menu and are doing the color-in side with crayons.)

Arquito Iris: You think they could give you more than three crayons to color this in with.

El Arco Iris: You have to learn to mix the colors!

Arquito Iris: They gave me red, orange, and purple!

El Arco Iris: You could still mix...

Arquito Iris: They're analogous! Yeah, the whole scene is at sunset at the grass is freaking red-orange.

(A waitress passes by the table, but her eyes are only fixed on the notepad in her hands.)

Waitress: You folks read to o--

(She raises her eyes and when she sees the masked rainbow colored man and his miniature replicant in a high chair, she is obviously perturbed.)

Waitress: --rder?

Arquito Iris: Yeah, get me some damn CRAYONS, you color nazi!

(Arquito Iris angrily throws a crayon on the floor as the witress back...slowly...away...and we FTB)

 

[ShawnHartXXX]

FADE IN: A woman, draped from head to toe in an elegant evening gown has just made her way from the ship's ballroom for a quiet moment to herself out on the deck. As she stares out at the night sea, something catches her attention. A sound from the shadows behind her... a child crying perhaps?

Woman:​

Hello??​

Child:​

(In a high-pitched voice.)​

Y-y-y-yes??​

The woman takes a couple steps toward the sound, then notices a small figure huddled in a corner.

Woman:​

Oh my God! You poor little thing!!​

Child:​

I waaaaant my moooooooommy!!!​

Practiacally fighting back the tears, the woman rushes toward the small figure. Upon reaching him, PHENOMITO springs from the shadows, his face covered with chocolate, reaching out with his claw-like hands!

PHENOMITO:​

HOOTERS HOOTERS HOOTERS HOOTERS!!​

With a shriek of TERROR filling the night air, we FADE OUT.