Oliver Copp Championship Wrestling
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Coming to you live from the most famous bingo hall in professional wrestling... also known as the ECW Arena is...
OCCW's King of Trios LEAGUE!
LIVE! on SyFy... ermmm... Sci-Fi... d'oh... *sigh*phy... I give up. LIVE! on Comedy Central comes OCCW's Premier One Hour wrestling program... 3TV!!1!
LEAGUE RULES
All matches are contested for one fall under lucha rules. First two teams to three victories (in a row) advance to the King of Trios final to face off and be named the King of Trios!
The teams?
- Dos Equis, Mittens T. Cat & Dr. Sillaconne M. Plants [Team Beer, Boobs KA-BONG!]
- cHEESE, eGGNOG (Legion of Dairy) & King Blueberry [TEH Most Expensive Platter in Professional Wrestling]
- "The Red Raver" Aimz, Desade & Sharc [Red Team]
- Mike Bear, the Flying Frenchie (The Winners of this Match) & Max Danger [The Dangerous Winners of This Tournament]
- Sonny Silver, Steve Knox & Jason Snow [Team SPITE!]
- LLB, "The Original Pulp Hero" Alias & Shawn Jessica Bubbles Hart, PhD [The Lawmen (&SJH)]
3TV ONE!
Dos Equis {L}, Mittens T. Cat & Dr. Sillaconne M. Plants [Team Beer, Boobs KA-BONG!]
v. cHEESE, eGGNOG (Legion of Dairy) & King Blueberry {w} [TEH Most Expensive Platter in Professional Wrestling]
"The Red Raver" Aimz, Desade & Sharc {w} [Red Team]
v. Mike Bear, the Flying Frenchie {L} (The Winners of this Match) & Max Danger [The Dangerous Winners of This Tournament]
Sonny Silver, Steve Knox {w} & Jason Snow [Team SPITE!]
v. LLB, "The Original Pulp Hero" Alias {L} & Shawn Jessica Bubbles Hart, PhD [The Lawmen (&SJH)]
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3TV TWO!
"The Red Raver" Aimz, Desade {w} & Sharc [Red Team]
v. Dos Equis {L}, Mittens T. Cat & Dr. Sillaconne M. Plants [Team Beer, Boobs KA-BONG!]
cHEESE {L}, eGGNOG (Legion of Dairy) & King Blueberry [TEH Most Expensive Platter in Professional Wrestling]
v. LLB, "The Original Pulp Hero" Alias {w} & Shawn Jessica Bubbles Hart, PhD [The Lawmen (&SJH)]
Mike Bear, the Flying Frenchie (The Winners of this Match) & Max Danger {w} [The Dangerous Winners of This Tournament]
v. Sonny Silver {L}, Steve Knox & Jason Snow [Team SPITE!]
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3TV THREE!
cHEESE, eGGNOG (Legion of Dairy) & King Blueberry {L} [TEH Most Expensive Platter in Professional Wrestling]
v. Sonny Silver, Steve Knox & Jason Snow {w} [Team SPITE!]
"The Red Raver" Aimz {w}, Desade & Sharc [Red Team]
v. LLB {L}, "The Original Pulp Hero" Alias & Shawn Jessica Bubbles Hart, PhD [The Lawmen (&SJH)]
Dos Equis, Mittens T. Cat {w} & Dr. Sillaconne M. Plants [Team Beer, Boobs KA-BONG!]
v. Mike Bear {L}, the Flying Frenchie (The Winners of this Match) & Max Danger [The Dangerous Winners of This Tournament]
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3TV FOUR!
Dos Equis, Mittens T. Cat & Dr. Sillaconne M. Plants {w} [Team Beer, Boobs KA-BONG!]
v. Sonny Silver, Steve Knox {L} & Jason Snow [Team SPITE!]
Mike Bear, the Flying Frenchie {w} (The Winners of this Match) & Max Danger [The Dangerous Winners of This Tournament]
v. LLB, "The Original Pulp Hero" Alias {L} & Shawn Jessica Bubbles Hart, PhD [The Lawmen (&SJH)]
cHEESE, eGGNOG (Legion of Dairy) & King Blueberry {L} [TEH Most Expensive Platter in Professional Wrestling]
v. "The Red Raver" Aimz {w}, Desade & Sharc [Red Team]
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3TV FIVE!
cHEESE, eGGNOG {L} (Legion of Dairy) & King Blueberry [TEH Most Expensive Platter in Professional Wrestling]
v. Mike Bear, the Flying Frenchie {w} (The Winners of this Match) & Max Danger [The Dangerous Winners of This Tournament]
The Red Raver Aimz, Desade & Sharc {w} [Red Team]
v. Sonny Silver, Steve Knox {L} & Jason Snow [Team SPITE!]
Dos Equis, Mittens T. Cat {w} & Dr. Sillaconne M. Plants [Team Beer, Boobs KA-BONG!]
v. LLB, "The Original Pulp Hero" Alias & Shawn Jessica Bubbles Hart, PhD {L} [The Lawmen (&SJH)]
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PPV: OCCW UNSIMULCAST!
Battle Royale with cHEESE!
Having received a minor injury at 3TV FIVE! cHEESE has been appointed as the guest referee of a Battle Royale where the winner gets to have a match all of his own choosing with whoever, where-ever and HOWever they like.
Order of Elimination:
- Mike Bear
- the Flying Frenchie
- Jason Snow
- Shawn Jessica Bubbles Hart, PhD.
- Sonny Silver
- King Blueberry
- eGGNOG
- LLB
- Max Danger
- "The Original Pulp Hero" Alias
Winner: Steve Knox {w}
IMPROMPTU MATCH!
Steve Knox challenges his team mates to a match for costing him the King of Trios title. He challenges them to a handicap match saying they were the reason for making him lose and he could beat them both singlehandedly.
Steve Knox {L}
v. Sonny Silver
& Jason Snow
NOTE: Knox loses by being pinned by both men
King of Trios Finale
"The Red Raver" Aimz, Desade & Sharc {L} [Red Team]
v. Dos Equis {w}, Mittens T. Cat & Dr. Sillaconne M. Plants [Team Beer, Boobs KA-BONG!]
Oliver Copp surprises the fans and announces that the King of Trios winners now get the uber extra special excellent prize of competing for the OCCW SIMULCup!
SURPRISE MAIN EVENT!
Three-way ladder match for the OCCW SIMULCup!
Dos Equis {w}
v. Mittens T. Cat
v. Dr. Sillaconne M. Plants
