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Brock The Crackhead

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(FADEIN – the camera work is similar to that of a Brock Alyas promo. However, it doesn’t exactly look like the typical setting. In fact, Brock Alyas looks barely recognizable. The camera pulls around the room of junkies, bums, crack heads and the general public enemy of society. What’s Brock doing with these types of cretins? Well, Brock took the loss to Cameron Cruise at Crash 48 just as any body should have – resort to smoking crack to cope with the stress.

Although Brock’s general appearance looks rough – he set a high standard for himself throughout his first year in the NFW. Rough and rugged but always rockin’ a fresh tee and a fresh fade, right? Well now, Brock’s buzz cut looks like it’s been grown out for two weeks and wearing the same clothes for nearly a week now hasn’t exactly increased his stock with the womens. That’s what the $75 at the rub and tugs takes care of. You’re always welcome at T-Zers. The dirtier. The BETTER!)

BROCK – Yo, lemme get another blast of that shiit.

RANDOM JUNKIE – Hang on man! This is my kids college tuition money. Boy that half scholarship ain’t gonna do him a DAMN thing of good aint it? Hugghhhughh!

(BROCK narrowed his eyes and snatched the crack pipe out of the mans hand. Although I’m sure Eddie Mayfield is going to wonder what in the fuck his employees are broadcasting these days – for the sake of the children the camera censors the crack pipe out. Thank god. The man looks appalled. Although Brock’s lost at least twenty pounds, he’s still one hefty mother fucker and I don’t think a strung out recently fired businessman is going to look for any trouble.

(BROCK being the classy son of a bitch that he is took the finishing toke off of it before motioning over towards unlikely allie – the Illustrious Face Eater or more commonly referred to by Brock as A dumb DICK. Facey looked pale in the face but he quickly glanced at the camera before making a face like he was sick to his stomach as if he hadn’t been hitting the pipe lately. Between you and I – don’t let him fool any of you.

(BROCK hadn’t ruined anyone’s day, yet. So he proceeded to smash the remains of the crack pipe on the concrete floor of the abandoned apartment building where these junkies have been shacking up in. Glass went everywhere. Crack residue went on and into the already glazed eyes of some surrounding junkies. About four junkies jumped up as the pipe they had plenty of time and money invested into broke into a million pieces. Brock motioned to leave to Facey and stepped over an incapacitated junkie all overdosed on god knows what. Say no to drugs kids.

(Soon as they got from hearing distance away BROCK grabbed the camera like he always did. His game face was always pretty serious but Brock Alyas’ cracked out game face? All bug eyed and loopy and all pumped up with STDs, Brock didn’t exactly look like his last effort in the ring satisfied him in the least bit.)

BROCK – Look. Fuck the world. Fuck NFW. Fuck Cameron Cruise. Firstly, I hope you understand that throughout the blood bath and blood shed at Crash 48, I hope you’ve got all your tetnis shots up to date as well as any shots that’ll prevent the mass amounts of sexually transmitted diseases and dirty needles I’ve been sharing with complete strangers used to shoot liquefied oxycotton with, from entering your blood stream. I hope you got all this taken care of since the match because if not, you’ve got about…

(BROCK looks down at his no longer flashy Rolex in fact the screens cracked and the hands are permanently set on 4:20)

Sixteen minutes to live. You see what’s happened? Your worst fuckin’ nightmare no longer gives a shit about anything but destroying and ruining the entire fucking world and bathing in the glorious and rich suffrage caused along the way. Skull fucking and pillaging innocent women and children. Especially pregnant women so I can kill two birds with one stone.

You think I was bad before. Just wait. Any money I make will most likely very well end up in the crack pipe twenty minutes after I cash a cheque. I admit it. There’s no longer any morals or values… as if I ever had any to begin with though, right? Fuck morals and values. Bend them over and with no lube insert a generous sized dildo right up their virgin asses. Be prepared to be fucked by the big long dick of the way things are going to be from now on NFW. Now get the FUCK outta my face.

(CUT TO – the old classic camera SMAAAAASSHHH)
 
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