RE: STILL Too Pathetic
*I* say you're trying to dodge this match!
Don't try to change the subject. I don't care about GUNS. I've heard him drop my name a few times, and I'm not too pleased, but believe me, I'm not trying to be a tough guy, and once you step in the ring with me at Primetime, Kev, you will know. And even if by some off-chance I'm not tough enough for you, Powers... then I know how to even things out...
**Lance holds up his board in one hand and a pair of drumsticks in another.**
'Cause I'm just another skater loser, right, Kev? Well, one thing about skaters... they are relentless. They don't care anything about their bodies. We TRY to f*ck ourselves up! We don't care! So, big man, there's no doubt in my mind I will be there at Orlando. Because when I show up to Gainesville, Eli Flair will be waiting on me with a respectable match, but in Orlando... you'll get the THRASHING of a lifetime!
So.....
Lemme lay this out for you again then... I accept your match, but I won't be drinking before it. I'll bring my ass, but when I leave it will still be in pristine condition. It will be you icing down the lumps, cuts, and bruises. So, trust me, I don't WANT you to dodge this match. I want you to be there, face to face with me, so I won't have any problem taking YOUR ass down and pinning you 1-2-3...
And there's no way... NO WAY... you can ESCAPE this beating!